The Death Knell

There were only two small white dots flashing in the dark space. These were not the stars in the sky blinking, but Deadpool.

After he proposed a plan, he watched eagerly as only he could see the barrage in his mind and observed the feedback from his water friends.

"." The non-existent audience said something.

"Ah, you are right. If conditions permit, of course I would also like to use plot continuity gems to give myself night vision, or simply make my environment brighter, but I just tried After that, it seems to have failed, so this simple method won’t work.”

After watching for a while, he explained aloud, with a bit more seriousness in his words, but it still lasted less than three seconds, and the two white eyepieces changed into funny shapes:

"Hey, anyway, I'm sure I'm inside CAAT's body now, and I'm not dead yet. Sure enough, a popular king like me is immortal, so it doesn't matter if I have gems or not. Wait until I touch the enemy and let him See my handsome face, it will definitely kneel down under my strawberry underwear and call me YYDS, meow hahahahaha~~~cough cough~ I choked on the saliva, wait a moment, cough cough, wowhahaha Haha~~"

He finally insisted on laughing and finished the part. The obscene laughter echoed in the darkness, spreading far away, and echoes continued to come back.

But this also allowed Deadpool to almost understand the surrounding situation. Although he couldn't see his fingers around him, the environment he was in seemed to be in a long and narrow pipe or cave, and it was also the kind of twists and turns. That's why there were so many twists and turns. Irregular echoes.

Although he is a bit crazy, judging the terrain is the basic skill of a mercenary. Even if the pony does not bring a school bag, the real skill of eating will not be lost.

Deadpool often forgets some things in life, but he never forgets how to kill people, and he never forgets the methods of killing people.

"." The veterans in the live broadcast room said something else.

"Well, I know you are willing to help me. After all, we are all tired of logging, family members. In this way, before I do things, I will send a wave of benefits to my family members. The underwear I wore in the past will be on the yellow car soon. , let me tell you a number, ninety-nine dollars. You can't buy it for ninety-nine dollars, and you can't suffer a loss or be cheated. After buying my original underwear, whenever you miss me, you can pick it up and smell it. Just smell it. Just smell it and you will be in high spirits, live a long life, one hundred pairs, only one hundred pairs, don’t miss this opportunity, don’t come back again, buy underwear today, become a superhero tomorrow, yes, you heard it right, it’s underwear Wearing outside, you all will be quick to answer, so I won’t say more, 3, 2, 1, get in the car!”

It is said that the end of live broadcast is to bring goods. Deadpool has never brought goods in the past. He even doesn’t know how to send his goods from the Marvel Universe to outside the fourth wall, but this does not prevent him from bringing goods.

In short, after he finished talking a lot, he looked at his live broadcast room with a smile, wondering what the hell he was thinking.

"."

Someone put forward some opinions, and he nodded repeatedly in the dark and proposed a solution:

"Just now I saw a family member talking about logistics problems. Don't worry. If I can't deliver the goods to you, then I can keep the goods for you. When will you wait, what if you are like my cousin? You have traveled through time and entered any world under Slade's control. When the time comes, contact the anchor and I will send the goods to you as quickly as possible. Is this a good idea?"

"."

"Okay, haha, there's no need to praise me like this. I'm just giving benefits to my family. I've known for a long time that I'm the most handsome man in the universe. Okay, the goods are almost finished. Family members who are slow to take action will wait a moment. There’s a car, let’s get down to business now, otherwise I’m afraid Slade will be stuck in traffic again.”

As he said this, he stood up in the darkness, and then used both hands to explore his entire body.

In other words, there is a shower head missing. Otherwise, people who see him will definitely think that he is taking a shower and applying soap.

"Well, I touched myself and didn't notice any changes. Alas, the time-travel novels on the Internet are all fake. They say that after traveling through the world, Dick will become bigger, but why is mine still 35 centimeters? !”

I couldn't see his expression, but there was no sense of loss in what he said, but rather something like Versailles.

"." The audience in the live broadcast room initiated intense interaction.

"Hehe, that's what I said. Of course I know that the body will only change when the soul is penetrated. I just feel that the atmosphere is too serious and I want to adjust it."

Wade, who was attacked by a group of people, did not panic at all. Since he was trying to gain popularity, he must be mentally prepared and ready to resist pressure at any time. Black and red are also red, this is not a problem:

"Okay, no more joking. Some family members don't have as much sense of humor as Batman. Forget it, let's get down to business. I'll touch the surrounding walls first. I felt like I was in a deep cave, and on the ground It’s not flat at all, it’s prickly, let me see what’s going on beside me and on top of my head.”

As he spoke, he began the process of blind men feeling the elephant. Although using only such a sensory system to collect information would inevitably be very one-sided, it would definitely be better than having nothing at all, right?

"Well, well, hey, I touched it. It seems that there are some kind of crystal clusters everywhere. I wonder how many of you have played StarCraft? Yes, it looks like the crystal mine in there. It's not that big, it's a bit like The little succulents that office workers keep on their desks, and all around me, whether above my head or at my feet, as well as on the surrounding walls, there are clusters of crystals like this."

"." The veteran in the live broadcast room began to give pointers. After all, there is still too little information to refer to just for crystal mines.

"Someone said you need to break it off, right? Okay, let me try, um~~~ah, no, it's about to come out, the tourniquet~cough~ok, it can't be broken off, I just used such force that the blood vessels in the nasal cavity were all It exploded and blood came out. These things are very strong and should not be common quartz crystals. They may be some high-end gadgets."

He made suspicious noises in the darkness, but because the entire space was pitch black, no one could see what was coming out of his body.

"." The non-existent audience said something else.

"Try it, right? Yes, you can completely trust my God's Tongue. Although I have no sense of taste most of the time, when it comes to the flexibility of my tongue, I am second in the Marvel Universe, but no one dares to believe it. Okay, prprprprpr~ Huh? Who said that the toad mutant next to Magneto has a more flexible tongue? You are misunderstanding, some body organs do not need to be particularly long, but need to be hard."

While talking nonsense, he lay down on the ground again, lifted half of his mask, and began to lick the ground beneath his feet.