The Death Knell

"Ah, I understand. Haohao, I caught you stealing, so you feel guilty, right?"

Deadpool looked at Batman's face, bumped his waist with his elbow, and said with a smile:

"I saw it. The gadget you gave to Tidefly just now, and the thing in your own hand, are not in the shape of a bat. I seem to see the signature color of an acquaintance on it."

Yes, the two things that Bat stuffed into Tidefly just now were both gold and red in color, and even had a beautiful layer of piano paint on them. Only that person could have such a slutty style.

However, how did Iron Man's invention fall into the hands of Batman? This question cannot be asked, otherwise we will get the standard answer again.

At this time, Bat seemed to see through Deadpool's thoughts and gave a rare answer:

"I picked it up."

Whether you believe it or not is another matter. Anyway, this thing was when Batman secretly entered the 40K Earth and was following Spider-Man. He 'accidentally got lost' and walked into the laboratory on the top floor of the Stark Tower in New York. , and picked it up on the ground there.

The main reason is that Tony didn't know what he was thinking. He even put a note on these two devices that read 'Anti-Deathstroke Device MK33'. Batman can't pretend he didn't see this.

In any case, Deathstroke's position is very close to that of the Justice League, especially since he has saved Earth 0 many times. Although Bat doesn't say it, he can't watch others conduct research on Deathstroke.

So these two devices had to be picked up.

Originally, these things were very big, like heavy-duty trucks dragging containers, and were inconvenient to put in the belt and take away. But that day, Batman's belt bag 'happened' to carry a white dwarf effect generator, the one that the Atom had. A tool for making people or objects larger or smaller.

So he picked up these two things and brought them back to the Batcave. It took some time. After reverse engineering, he understood their usefulness and made some more advanced improvements.

At this time, the black mist dragon in the sky had demolished all the artificial satellites, and began to swoop towards the ground with a wicked smile. It carried a large amount of black smoke and swooped down. In an instant, it seemed to form a black line between the sky and the earth. bridge.

With its level of combat power, if you want to kill people on a planet, you don't need to kill them one by one. You only need to exhale. Even if the planet has a 'Space of Love' as a barrier to protect it, that's a lot. Come and try some claws.

It also has a set of silky little combos, which is to first use its powerful body to hit the planet barrier, and then use its tentacles to use crazy claws. As long as it breaks a tunnel in the space of love, the planet will It was destroyed like the meat filling in a steamed bun.

But it was so late that Batman took action. It was about to hit the pale pink atmosphere-like barrier outside the planet, but the next second it passed directly through the planet and came. To the other side of the planet.

The impact didn't happen, it was teleported away, which made it stunned for a moment, as if it was confused.

So it twisted its body outside the sky and struck again from the other side of the planet. As a result, it once again traveled to the other side of the planet, as if the space here had been skipped?

The smile that looked like a Halloween jack-o'-lantern on the dragon's face disappeared, and its eyes flashed with a dangerous red light, which proved that its mood, which had just improved, had now deteriorated again.

So it thought for a moment, mobilized more dark energy, and then crashed into the planet.

then cross again

“The beast is the beast.”

With his cape raised, the expressionless Batman put away the remote control and turned to leave the rooftop. He also wanted to study how to support Deathstroke next. As long as the battlefield on the timeline was won, counterattacks would not be a concern.

"Uh, wait a minute. Although you don't have to fight directly against everything, this is really good." Deadpool followed Batman, taking small steps as if he was in a hurry: "But I'm just too curious. I know I shouldn’t ask, but I really can’t help it, how did you do it? This is simply unreasonable, and the audience won’t buy it.”

This kind of unexplained plan, unexplained props, and unexplained behavior is completely incomprehensible to the veterans in the live broadcast room. They don’t even know where to start or what to do if they want to explain it themselves!

Although now I have taken a step back and do not plan to compete for Oscars, but to compete for the DMM Adult Film Awards, that kind of film also needs to be logical.

For example, the beautiful wife is always lonely at home, and the strong young plumber takes advantage of the situation. Before getting into the main topic, at least we should lay the groundwork for a few minutes and talk about the setting of the story, right?

But when it comes to Batman, the story is too incomplete. Only the beginning and the end are left, and the most important process in the middle is omitted.

Again, it was like the plumber was grinning ferociously and carrying his wife into the bedroom one second, and then the screen went black, and the next scene was him licking the corners of his mouth and leaving the house with satisfaction.

Everyone knows what happened in the middle, but can't see the specific details, so the DVD of this movie will not be sold. You must know that this kind of movie is the only one that is not afraid of spoilers. As a result, everyone knows it well, and the audience It’s all about the process!

However, Batman had no intention of explaining and completely ignored Deadpool's questions. He disappeared in the dark corner of the stairwell in the blink of an eye. Even though the bitch was clearly staring at him, he still disappeared under his eyes like magic.

Well, it's actually ninjutsu, which Batman learned from Lei Xiaogu from the Shadow Warriors League when he was young.

"Hehe! Now you know how we old Gothamites felt before, right? Just get used to it."

After stuffing the candy into her mouth, Harley with a playful smile jumped up and followed her, touching Deadpool's head sympathetically, as if coaxing a child:

"If you can figure out how Batman does certain things, then I can book you a room in Arkham, or are you actually jealous of his performance? Hahaha, it's so ugly, man. Jealousy is so ugly.”

"Me? Jealous of Batman?" Deadpool pointed at his face, and then began to shake his head crazily: "In terms of appearance, eloquence, the degree to which everyone loves him, and this passionate heart of love, how can he compare? Can you fuck me? Meow hahahaha~~~"

Deadpool won't be jealous of anyone, because in his eyes, he is the most perfect man, it's that simple.

"I probably understand a little bit." Pal%ai spoke up at this time. She looked up at the sky. The dark clouds and mist were still there, but no matter how hard the black dragon tried, they were just doing useless work: "Those two instruments , one should be a phase transfer device, and the other should be a space transmission device, right?"

Although her name is the New Era Trinity, they sound like strong men on the mysterious side, but in fact they are all scientists.