The Death Knell

Under the bright sunshine, you can see that the big mouse walks with a special rhythm. He holds his head high, his arms constantly swinging in front of his chest, and his thin legs bounce with his body. It's like a spring.

Just watching him walk makes people feel inexplicably happy.

This is probably because countless positive emotions filled the mouse's heart, and this happy emotion was involuntarily transmitted to the people around him. Although as a sinister person from DC, Su Ming didn't feel very happy, but looking at the big round ears dangled in front of him, he still felt like laughing.

This mouse is so high that no wonder some people say his voice sounds like he has inhaled laughing gas.

Anyway, before setting off, neither of them had to go to the toilet, and there was no need to buy ice cream and popcorn, so the mouse took the two brothers to the pond. He said to Faris very familiarly:

"Hello, big friend, do you want to go to my Miaomiao House together? You can make a lot of new friends and play interesting games!"

Even TOAA couldn't understand things, and this future person who was originally a plant couldn't understand it even more. He took a deep breath, looked at Deathstroke and then at Deadpool, then he turned his head and spit out a puddle of acid. water.

That's right, he shouldn't be looking at Deadpool, and he shouldn't be breathing in.

When he was still a plant, Farris never knew what nausea was, because at that time he had no stomach and only needed to drink water and bask in the sun to survive.

But things have changed now. He is a human being of flesh and blood. Although he knows that it is rude to vomit when seeing other people, when Deadpool's strong sauce-like body odor penetrates his nostrils, he has never experienced anything like this. The tortured man couldn't hold himself back.

"It seems that he is not feeling well and can't go." Deadpool shrugged and spread his hands towards the mouse: "Look at you, idol. When other people hear that they can go to your Miaomiao House, they are so excited that they vomit. You It’s so popular. Do you know Michael Jackson? Every time he performs a concert, people are so excited that they faint. I feel like you have such influence.”

"Is that so?" The mouse blinked a few times, nodded kindly and said, "I still hope everyone will take care of themselves. Even if you can't go play today, my paradise will always be there, and it is welcome anytime. Everyone."

After saying that, he patted the vomiting Faris on the back and walked away casually. After all, even he knew that he needed to stay away from some fanatical fans.

This man was so excited that he vomited when he saw him. It would be best for him to get out of his sight quickly to help him calm down. This is the wisest and most efficient way.

"How do we get to the abyss?"

Deathstroke dug into his pocket a few times, took out a bottle of motion sickness medicine, threw it next to Farris, and then quickly followed the mouse.

If you want to go to the abyss, don't follow Faris. His body is too fragile and he will vomit when he sees Deadpool. The situation in the abyss will be even more chaotic and disgusting. When he gets there, he will drag down the team.

Although this may seem like a 'use it and throw it away' thing, it is actually the safest to leave Farris in the creative world with TOAA as his companion.

"Hoo ho ho, of course you are taking my wonderful little train!" The black mouse let out a strange laugh, then raised his hands, and saw a burst of dreamy colorful light flashing, and a train appeared in front of the two of them. .

The locomotive is an old style with a steam engine, but it is not a real train because the carriage is too small. It is more like a cartoon-style locomotive pulling a roller coaster, with only two seats in each row.

But this thing can really move. The cartoon face on the front of the car is smiling at the death knell, and then it blows the whistle and makes a whining sound.

"Get on the train, friends. If you want to go to the abyss, let me be your tour guide." The black mouse jumped on the locomotive and got into the cab nimbly. He didn't know where he got a car from. The long hat is placed on the head, which looks quite decent.

This is the strength of these veteran funny characters, including this black mouse. It seems that when they come into contact with items related to the profession, they can immediately transfer to the corresponding profession, acquire all the knowledge of the profession, and become top players.

For example, if he puts on a deerstalker hat and a magnifying glass, the black mouse can change his profession and become a top detective; for example, if he puts on a white coat, he can become a top scientist or doctor.

It's like he has mastered all these skills. Could this be a different kind of omniscience?

But Su Ming didn't think about that for the time being. Whether this rat can be beaten will be known when he sees TOBA. No matter how strong he is now, he can still only be regarded as a support staff, similar to Bobo's position.

"Wow, the little train, I like it." Deadpool sat on the chair in the carriage, fastened his seat belt, and called to his cousin: "Come on, Slade, get in the car, although My wife and I play the game of a train entering and exiting a cave every day, but I have never ridden on a real train like this.”

In response to this, Su Ming got into the car speechlessly. He didn't know if Deadpool would be taught a lesson by the mouse for talking like this, but it looked like the latter didn't understand and was adding coal to the front of the car.

"Don't you often take the New York subway when you go out? It's almost the same as a train."

As a mercenary, he is actually a kind of businessman. Since he is doing business, he must calculate input and output.

Bullets are not valuable in the United States. You can buy a whole box of ordinary pistol bullets for seventy dollars. But even so, if you kill the target with a knife, wouldn't you save a dollar and dozens of cents?

The same goes for commuting. Taking the subway to your destination is always cheaper than taking a taxi. If you are not in a hurry, don’t mind being in the company of drunkards and drug addicts, and are easily involved in dark events, then taking the subway is definitely a good idea when traveling in New York. Good choice.

"The subway is a tram. It doesn't have the smell of insufficient combustion of fossil fuels. It smells like carbon monoxide, right?" Deadpool took a deep breath as he spoke, and the two nostrils under his mask suddenly expanded. Circle, the fabric at the corresponding position dented with the airflow: "Ah~~~It's the smell of coal. By the way, I have a new idea. Cousin, can you listen to it?"

Sitting on the small train, Su Ming was still waiting for Mouse to leave, so naturally there was nothing urgent to do.

So he nodded and signaled to his cousin that he could talk, but it was better not to say anything too disgusting.

"These are the toys that I usually play with Xia Kaela. Except for the electric ones, they are all powered by magic. No matter how strong the vibrations are, they are a bit boring. So you said that if I go to Tony and ask him to customize some steam-powered ones for me, Will the toy be very exciting? Anyway, if it is driven by boiling water, it must have its own heating function."

The cousin expressed his new idea and waited with great interest for his opinion.

"Whatever you want, don't talk to me about this kind of thing in the future." Su Ming lowered his head, lit a cigarette, and replied expressionlessly: "Although you are my cousin, I don't care about your sexual intercourse. .”

"Ah! So heartless! How can you say that? We are tired of logging!" Deadpool covered his heart, looking like he was shocked: "Dark, it's too dark."

Su Ming was too lazy to pay attention to him. He put his arms on the armrests of the seat and turned to look at the natural scenery in the distance.

By the way, if you really peep into the married life of your relatives, that would be really dark, right?