The Death Knell

"I know it's hard for you to accept that the craziest person is actually the most normal person." While talking to the cat, Su Ming asked Strangler to stretch out a tentacle and connect it to Xiao Fu's spine not far away. Arrange the part of the work that the boy is responsible for: "If you don't believe me, you can ask him."

The silent transmission speed was very fast. It could be said that the boy immediately turned his head and said to him:

"Okay, Uncle Slade, let me try to derive the equation first. Give me some time. If I find that my brain power is limited, I will tell you. Then I will launch your 'Misaka Network' backup plan."

"What is the Misaka Network Plan? What is that?" The cat's damn curiosity came again. It was attracted by the unfamiliar terms and felt that its brain was a little insufficient. How many things was Deathstroke calculating at the same time?

"It's nothing, it's just a joke." Su Ming rubbed the cat's head, carried it and walked towards his cousin, deliberately avoiding the place where the mouse was playing with the sword, and squatted down next to Deadpool: "Come on, watch it, I'm How do you know Wade is a normal person?"

"Hmm, nice." Qian Mao's Dream covered her nose. The smell of instant noodles mixed with Deadpool's body odor, giving it a new feeling of nausea.

Fortunately, it is a cat and a dream, so it has no stomach.

"Wait a minute, cousin, what kind of private questions are you going to ask? I'm not mentally prepared at all, but the old guys are watching. What if I don't answer well? It would be so embarrassing. Is there no script to use? ?”

Deadpool put down the bucket of instant noodles, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and pulled off his mask, barely looking human.

"It's not a difficult question. After all, it's just to show the cat that you are normal." Su Ming handed her cousin a cigarette and asked her to take one after dinner. It would relax and cover up the smell at the same time.

"Okay, although I have thought about participating in a quiz show like 'One Stop' a long time ago, my brain cancer has delayed me from becoming a genius, so your questions should not exceed those of the fourth grade of elementary school. Be knowledgeable, otherwise I might be so nervous that I shed my feces on stage."

Deadpool happily lit up a cigarette and told jokes while smoking.

"Okay, first question, what kind of woman do you think is a beauty?" Su Ming took a puff of his cigarette and asked casually, as he said before, just to prove that Deadpool is normal.

"If you asked me normally, I would say that as long as I'm not transgender, I'm fine with it."

Living up to his cousin's expectations, Deadpool gave a very normal answer, because he added:

"But today is different. You asked me which one I like to see in TV shows or magazines. It must be white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, bulging front and back, and a slim waist, like Marilyn Monroe. Pretty good, like Brooke Shields. Well, if she had the face of Sophie Marceau when she was young, the hair color requirements could be relaxed."

As he spoke, he got up and the corners of his mouth on the mask became wet.

"I thought you would give a less specific answer, meow." The cat blinked a few times and curled its lips: "Your answer is very ordinary, meow."

But having said that, A Thousand Cats Dream has to admit that this is what normal people think. At least in terms of aesthetics, there is no problem with Deadpool. He is just hungry sometimes.

But this is indeed not 'correct' enough. Through previous research on Mela, Thousand Cats Dream has already seen the so-called 'correct' image.

In the correct concept, beauty is defined as people of color, facial features as distorted as having Down syndrome, super fat, lazy and dirty, bad-tempered and self-centered, believing in one or more extreme religions, specific gender cannot be Being defined, fanatical about environmental protection, eating and drinking every day but asking others to be vegetarian, etc.

Whether Deadpool is normal or not is another matter, but he is definitely ‘anti-correct’, which is actually enough.

"Very good, then the second question, do you support Zionism?" Su Ming asked his cousin again. This is also one of the more popular 'correct' topics, because as a time traveler, he knew about it in his previous life What chess are those Jewish-controlled media playing?

"Ha, how is that possible?" Deadpool put his hand into his pants, scratched his butt, shook his head and said, "Although I once wanted to kill the failed art student when I was a baby, I didn't do it because he had some things. I’m not wrong. In short, I actually like human women the most, and all anti-humanism is totally against me.”

The cat squatting on Deathstroke's shoulder nodded again, because this answer was quite ordinary.

Elaine, who was busy in the distance, also cast her eyes approvingly. Deadpool was right. The descendants of Judah are still traitors. They are enemies of God. Only normal people can realize this. ; On the contrary, it is the 'right person', and that is the enemy of mankind.

As for the third question, Su Ming didn't even need to ask it, because his cousin's past performance had already shown that XXN's boxing skills were useless to him. His attitude towards women was very casual. He had become a sea king, so naturally he didn't know how to box. .

Although he occasionally gives in to women, most of the time, he is still more willing to spend money on women's services.

This is also ‘anti-correct’.

With these incorrect characteristics, it is enough to prove that Deadpool is a normal person. Of course, his personality template cannot be used, he is still a psychopath, but in the screening of normal people, find people who hold similar views to him People can.

As for women, let Harley help you choose. She can judge what kind of woman is normal, as long as she is not as crazy as herself and is below her level.

We will see how many templates we can get and how many copies we need to copy for use.

"Okay, the adjutant is ready to start working." Su Ming gave the order to the silver-haired girl, asking her to notify Harley to do something. At the same time, he looked at the cat: "You should also help the adjutant. Although she has no dreams, we need You get templates by examining people's dreams and seeing the true cognitive perspective of their subconscious."

"I knew you would definitely need me, meow." The cat was very happy. It rubbed its head against Deathstroke's face, then jumped off its shoulders and walked towards the darkness in the distance: "Then I will go over. When you miss me, Just call me in your dream, meow.”

After that, it disappeared like a bubble, like a dream that never appeared.

At this time, the mouse in a black cloak came over, nodding his head:

"It's a good plan. Is it to screen the audience that matches your three views and force away the opposing audiences who can't stand it? As long as there are not enough external audiences to side with CAAT, you can let Deadpool easily defeat it in terms of popularity. This is Another layer of your plan, right?”

"Huh, who knows." Deathstroke shrugged, and handed the mouse a bucket of fried chicken: "You eat something first, after all, eating meat is the right thing to do."