"Da Lu, what's wrong with you?"
Qin Huairu's confused voice came.
Qin Huairu was hit by so many bullets, and she didn't come back to her senses for a while.
"Uh... "
Sister Qin, there seems to be something wrong with my body.
Cao Dalu squatted on the ground on the side, covering his head with his hands.
I feel too ashamed, and I laugh at other people's three-minute fast men, and now he doesn't even have one-third of other people's fast men, so he's just ashamed!"
"Dalu, are you unwell? Hearing
that Cao Dalu's body had a problem, Qin Huairu immediately became anxious, and hurriedly got up without caring what state she was in now, and as a result...
"Ah, why are there so many, what should I do?"
"Why am I going to get out?
Qin Huairu was ashamed and anxious, as far as Cao Dalu's series of operations were concerned, every time the accessories exploded, it would bring no less consequences to the machine than when it worked for the first time, just think about it, what qualitative changes can the clothes made of cotton have.
"Uh... Cao
Dalu was embarrassed to see Qin Huairu's state, come on, let's deal with this matter first!
Not to mention that it is still beneficial to learn more knowledge, Cao Dalu, who is well-informed, thought of a good way in a blink of an eye.
"Sister Huairu, don't move.
Cao Dalu walked to the wardrobe, pretended to rummage through the cabinet, took out 5 eggs, turned around and returned to Qin Huairu, and said after helping Qin Huairu get dressed.
"Click, click, click. The
five eggs were broken in a row, and Cao Dalu quickly touched the opened eggs to the back seat of Qin Huairu's machine, and finally pinched two more handfuls.
Then looking at his results, Cao Dalu nodded, well, that's it.
"Dalu, what are you doing, why did you get all the good eggs on me? What a waste, aren't you ruining things!" After
discovering Cao Dalu's behavior, Qin Huairu's eyes were red, she couldn't eat a few eggs a year, and Cao Dalu directly wasted the eggs.
"Well, Sister Huairu, don't worry. As soon as you wipe this egg, you can go home directly to change your clothes, just say that you didn't pay attention to the egg basket and crushed the egg, how reasonable~"
Cao Dalu feels okay, doesn't it say that rotten eggs smell?
As for wasting eggs, is he Cao Dalu the one who sent these eggs?"
"Okay, Sister Huairu, I have a problem that needs to be studied, you go back and change your clothes first, and I'll talk about it tomorrow." "
Hmph!" Cao
Dalu is most anxious about his brother's affairs at this time, as for Qin Huairu, as long as the matter is resolved, now I really can't take care of her.
Qin Huairu glared at Cao Dalu, she had no other way now but to go back first. After all, at this moment, the bullets and the egg liquid began to get cold, and she couldn't bear it if she didn't change her clothes.
After Qin Huairu left, Cao Dalu grabbed his hair and squatted down again.
"Damn, the master knows.
"There is no pie in the sky, let Lao Tzu cross, and give Lao Tzu such a perfect body."
"Who knows that there are such side effects!Rough, Grandma Li's legs, will Lao Tzu be able to raise his head and be a man in the future?"
Cao Dalu is going to die of depression, too, which man can accept all this calmly.
Cao Dalu, who did not give up, sorted out all the things he had experienced after crossing aside, not to mention, he really found the truth of the matter.
In a corner of the space, Cao Dalu found a message note, which he hadn't noticed before being affected by the white light.
"Hello host. "
When you see this message, this system is already a few dimensions away from you..."
After reading half of the message, Cao Dalu began to hate! This damn system, you really killed Lao Tzu! Fortunately, it was unbound, that is, you untied it and left a hand for Lao Tzu, you are really not a thing!!
It turned out that this system had transformed Cao Dalu's body, although it greatly improved his physical fitness, and his upper and lower waists and bullets were also improved to the extreme, but it also had great side effects for Cao Dalu.
This system is a system full of children and grandchildren, everything is based on the continuation of future generations, as for the enjoyment of work, it is not within the scope of consideration of the system.
Anyway, isn't farming just to plant seeds in the ground? The process of repeatedly and repeatedly planting is too inefficient for the system! Therefore, the system has optimized the accessories of Cao Dalu in the process of improvement.
The transformation of the system saves the time of monotonous and repetitive work in the early stage of farming, which is the key reason why Cao Dalu's working time is short.
"I... "
Woo... Seeing
this, Cao Dalu really cried! What kind of man doesn't flick if he has tears, that is something that didn't happen to you, you try to happen to you.
"God is a monotonous, repetitive work time, how do you know I don't like this kind of repetitive work!!"
"Without this work, what kind of life would I have!" After
crying for a while, Cao Dalu, who did not give up, continued to read the message note.
"System, you are really not a person! Do you have any misunderstanding about children? Ten children, how old are Lao Tzu, and they still play bullshit. As
long as Cao Dalu repeats a farming activity with a woman who is pregnant with his child, Cao Dalu's working time will be increased by 30 seconds.
The progesterone produced by each child can only have an effect on Cao Dalu once (it can work during pregnancy), and after ten times, the system will consume the restrictions given to him, for which the system also apologizes (I can go to you).
According to the systematic explanation, the progesterone in the body of every pregnant woman contains some of her genetic code (roughly this means). As long as Cao Dalu comes into contact with these, he can unlock some of the codes of his body, and while retaining his sensitivity, he can increase his working hours until after ten times, and there is no longer a limit.
"Damn. Ten is enough"
The more he thought about it, the more angry Cao Dalu became, he was going crazy, he wasn't afraid of ten children, he had planned to have more children in his life, so ten children didn't matter.
The problem is that he can't afford to waste this time, he doesn't want to be a real man for less than a minute, he just wants to be himself.
"Wait... Isn't this terrier my child?
Cao Dalu collapsed, and the stick terrier is really one of the ten children, after all, this physical improvement is also based on the body of the predecessor, and the basic genetic code has not changed.
That is to say, when he and Qin Huairu were working, it had already worked.
Therefore, the real man Cao Dalu, if it is not the first work object is Qin Huairu, then his working time is, more than fifty seconds minus thirty seconds...
I'll you!
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