The Director of Music Department

Text 1010. Classic Action Scenes in Comedies

Of course, the protagonist of "Kung Fu" must be Ah Xing.

Next, in order to complete the tasks assigned by the leader of the Ax Gang, in order to join the Ax Gang and reach the pinnacle of life, Ah Xing started to act.

He brought Fat Boy to Zhulong Village again.

I saw the fat woman and the charter woman yelling and scolding the tenant again.

"This fat woman screams like a pig, she deserves her death!"

Then he turned his head and said to Fat Boy, "Learn more!"

Then he took out a dart, took a deep breath, aimed at the charterer, and threw it.

It's a pity that it was thrown on the ceiling, and the dart was ejected back, and it actually stuck on his shoulder.

"Hahaha!" The audience at the scene saw his murderous look and his serious and professional appearance, and thought he was really going to throw darts, but in the end, they had the same reaction as Fat Boy.

"Hey, why?" Fat Boy asked with a puzzled expression, pointing to the dart stuck on A Xing's shoulder.

Ah Xing became angry from embarrassment: "You throw it!"

Then Fat Boy took the dart, but in the end, he threw it on Ah Xing's other shoulder.

Fat Boy: "Excuse me, what do you think?"

Ah Xing looked to the left and then to the right: "I think you can go a little further and aim a little more, okay?"

Fatty promised well, went forward, went forward, came to the front of Ah Xing, took the throwing knife, aimed at the charter woman, but didn't want to throw the throwing knife directly into Ah Xing's shoulder, and threw it out It's just a knife handle!

After the fat boy threw it away, he turned his head and saw that there was another knife on A Xing's shoulder. He asked suspiciously, "Hey, why is there another knife? Where's the handle of the knife?"

Ah Xing said with a weak look: "How do I know where you threw the handle of the knife?"

Ha ha ha ha!

Everyone burst out laughing, especially looking at Fat Boy's dazed look, it was ridiculous.

But it's clearly not over yet!

Fatty looked puzzled: "Could it be the same one? There is no reason!"

Then, he pulled out the knife stuck in Ah Xing's shoulder again!

Ah Xing cried out in pain: "Don't!"

Fat Boy quickly apologized: "Ah, I'm sorry!" Then he inserted the knife back.

Ah Xing was in so much pain that he wanted to cry but had no tears!

The scene was full of laughter!

It's so exciting!

Fat Boy looked at Ah Xing's distressed look, and asked empathetically, "Do you have something to say?"

Ah Xing nodded: "Yeah, I have something important to do, then contact me!"

Said to run.

In the end, I didn't expect to be discovered by the renter!

Seeing Ah Xing and Fat Boy, the charter wife is extremely jealous when they meet each other.

Fat Boy found out that the charterer was coming up, and he raised an iron cage in a panic, but he didn't expect that the iron cage was full of snakes, and after he lifted it up, all the snakes inside fell out, and all of them fell on Ah Xing's body.

Now the audience burst into laughter again.

"Oh, let me go, this male protagonist is quite sad, how do you feel, he is not a protagonist at all, he is here to be funny!"

"This is too unlucky. I sent a concealed weapon and stabbed myself directly. Even if I escaped, I would be plotted against by the fat boy. How can I need a renter to do this!"

"The charter lady said, I just stared at me, I don't need my wife to do anything, you just burp yourself."

However, it's clearly not over yet.

Fat Boy saw so many snakes, but he still comforted Ah Xing and said, "Don't be afraid, snakes like music the most. As soon as I whistle, it won't bite!"

Ah Xing looked at the snake letter in front of him, the twisted snake, and thought of all the previous things, he panicked: "I won't believe you anymore!"

But when he saw the snake was about to bite, he looked eager to give it a try, and he immediately gave up again, intending to treat the dead horse as a living horse doctor: "Trust you again!"

So he whistled!

It's just that it's okay if he doesn't blow it, but when he blows it, the two snakes bite his mouth tightly!

"Haha! Snakes like music? Where do you think this is so meowy?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. In the end, the snake really likes music. It just bites and doesn't let it go!"

"Snake: I hate music, so gag you!"

The audience burst into laughter!

Then, the renter came to kill me!

As a result, the following plot left the audience dumbfounded again.

"Fuck, this special meow is also okay?"

"So, it's also useful to insert yourself?"

"I raised my posture, it turns out that I can do this!"

The charter woman and Ah Xing turned into motorcycles, and the audience were all dumbfounded.

In particular, Ah Xing still uses waste, and uses the knife stuck on his shoulder as a rearview mirror, so there is really no one!

After a chase.

Sure enough, Ah Xing still ran away in despair!

Of course, "Kung Fu" can't just be funny, and it certainly can't just be funny.

With "Kung Fu" as its name, of course the theme of the movie is also related to Kung Fu.

Later, because the three masters beat the members of the Ax Gang, the charter woman was afraid of being retaliated by the Ax Gang, and asked the three masters to leave the pig cage village.

Many viewers actually see these three masters, and they really think that they are all masters, masters, masters.

Because these three people really performed very well.

The ax has helped so many people, and they have all been dealt with, isn't that a master?

The most rare thing about "Kung Fu" is not only the nonsense and funny, but in fact, in many aspects, it is also very cool to pretend to be forceful.

For example, the first time the three masters couldn't bear to make a move, they felt like a hermit master.

One moment she was a sissy, the next moment she became a martial arts master.

The minions of the Axe Gang are crying for their father and mother!

However, before the three masters leave.

The leader of the ax gang found the second killer on the killer rankings, "A Heartbroken Song, Where Can I Find a Bosomfriend at the End of the World".

In fact, in Wang Yifan's opinion, the fighting scenes in "Kung Fu", even if it is the last scene, are not as exciting as this one.

The most exciting fight in the whole film can be said to be here.

The three masters were awesome before, but when they faced the two blind killers, they suddenly became third-rate masters.

It was solved in three or two strokes.

At this time, something that surprised all the audience appeared.

The charter woman and the charter father make their grand debut.

These two are actually the masters of the real masters.

It can be said that not only the boss of the ax gang was dumbfounded, but also the audience in the cinema.

Because the image of these two is really far from that of a master, but the charter woman directly disabled the so-called second-ranked killer with a lion's roar!

"Holy shit, I was wrong. I thought the title of the movie "Kung Fu" was just a gimmick, but I didn't expect the action scenes to be so exciting!"

"The sound of the piano turns into thousands of troops, a piece of heartbreak, where can I find a bosom friend in the world, it's really enough to hang!"

"The charter woman is the real bullshit, right? It turns out that her loud voice is not just loud, but she can also directly yell out the awesome killer!"

"Doesn't anyone think that the charter woman has shown mercy? Otherwise, why would you leave them a little white underwear?"

"Your focus seems to be wrong!"

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