The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou
Chapter 1221 The most miserable person is Cheng Wen
Ouyang Fen was so miserable.
Only now did Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian realize how lucky they were!
Beads of sweat dripped from Long Aotian's forehead. He looked at Zhao Ritian and thought: This is what the four gates are doing! ?
Zhao Ritian also grinned at Long Aotian and shook his head vigorously, saying in his heart: How miserable! It's like destroying all his body-protecting attacks to pieces!
Long Aotian nodded to Zhao Ritian and said in his heart: Stop making trouble, brother, if we continue to make trouble, we will end up like this! ?
Zhao Ritian also nodded, thinking: It would be great if he were you.
Long Aotian's heart: It's not Zhao Ritian, you are...
The two of them suddenly opened their eyes together: Oh my god! The three of us are like this, so miserable! Then Lu Chengwen is no longer useless! ?
Long Aotian turned around and looked at Jiang Xiaohu: "Tiger Palace, Lu Chengwen is different from us. He is not that strong. He is not a serious practitioner. He cannot withstand so many tortures!"
Zhao Ritian also said: "Don't bully Lu Chengwen alone!"
Zhao Ritian patted his chest: "If you have the ability, you can challenge Long Ao Angel!"
Zhao Ritian pointed at Long Aotian: "He is willing to be punished in Lu Chengwen's place!"
Long Aotian looked at Zhao Ritian: "Get out!"
Zhao Ritian grabbed Long Aotian's collar with both hands: "You loser, die for Lu Chengwen, how good would it be!?"
Long Aotian said angrily: "Why don't you die for him!?"
Zhao Ritian said: "I am a good person! If I die, one more good person will die, and the world will become a little bit worse! You are trash. If you die, the world will have one less trash and it will become a better place." Click! Which one is suitable?"
"Suitable for your uncle!"
Zhao Ritian said: "It's too late! Hurry up and replace Lu Chengwen, otherwise he won't be able to bear it and will be beaten to death!"
Long Aotian said to them: "Everyone, everyone, for the sake of my face, Long Aotian, don't beat my second junior brother. If you really beat him to death, the consequences will be very serious..."
At this time, the other door opened with a clang, and Lu Chengwen leaned out and half-stretched: "Who is that! Hiccup..."
Lu Chengwen's face was red and his eyes were blurred: "Two more bottles of foreign wine, a dozen beers, soda water, a fruit plate and a box of good cigars... burp... hang... put them on my eldest brother's account..."
A snow-white jade hand stretched out: "Darling! Can you move me?"
Lu Chengwen smiled and hugged the woman: "Xueli, your breasts are so big!"
"This is Katie!"
"It's all the same! Let me touch it..."
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian grabbed each other's collars and were both petrified.
Bai Qianya frowned slightly and looked at Jiang Xiaohu in confusion.
Jiang Xiaohu was confused, scratched his head, and looked back at one of his subordinates: "Where is the Iron Sword Book!? Does he not care!? Just...he still wants a cigar!? Fruit plate!?"
At this time, a roar from Tie Jianshu came from the interrogation force: "Mr. Lu! You didn't finish that drink just now! Are you too slippery when you drink!?"
Lu Chengwen walked back: "Didn't I do it? Damn, I'm so inhuman! Come here, Brother Tie, let's have a drink together!"
"Fart, do you think I drank too much!?"
Everyone walked slowly over and looked in through the open door.
There were various foods, drinks, a flash ball and a cassette recorder playing music on the interrogation table!
Two blond foreign girls danced erotically on the interrogation chair;
Tie Jianshu put one arm around Lu Chengwen and held the wine bottle in the other hand: "Lu Chengwen, let me tell you, I really didn't like you at the beginning! Really! I'm so fucking annoying to you. "
Lu Chengwen nodded: "I can see it, brother, can't I see it!? But! Brother Tie, from the first moment I saw you, I knew you were a hero! That... just... at that time I Are you not wearing pants? They are all looking at my butt! And I’m telling you, I’m the only one who’s so cool!”
Tie Jianshu burped: "I have never drank alcohol in my life. Let's drink a little today, hold some grass? Drinking is so enjoyable!? What is the relationship between you and the old man? Are they trying to trick you? Or are they trying to trick you? Want to harm you?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Generally, they want to harm me! But now, they can only trick me! At the end... let me do a big job for them, and then I will die a worthy death, and they will praise me a few times on my body. , that’s it! If we can’t keep the body, we won’t even be able to praise it, that’s all!”
The expression on Tie Jianshu's face was completely in love with Mr. Lu!
"The fifth old man is such a grandson! What a bitch! Really, I just can't beat them! Otherwise, I'll be fooled..."
"Hey!? Brother Tie!" Lu Chengwen was excited: "You want to talk like this..."
Lu Chengwen picked up the wine glass: "Let's do it together!"
After taking a sip, he turned around and yelled: "Fuck, where's the wine I want? A few more girls! Today! Ah! I'm so full! Mr. Lu has reserved the place! Mr. Lu pays for all the drinks! All drinks must be Drink it all! I’ll pour it all on the road outside! I’m having a great time today——!”
Jiang Xiaohou chuckled from behind, slipped in, and fell directly into Lu Chengwen's arms.
"Mr. Lu, I'm here to compensate you!"
Lu Chengwen was stunned and pinched the little monkey's cheek: "Whose girl is this? Oh, she's pretty! Hahaha..."
Lu Chengwen couldn't sit still, his eyes were blurred, and his smile was lewd and vulgar: "Old girl..."
Lu Chengwen grabbed Jiang Xiaohou's hand and kept touching the back of his hand with his other hand. His voice was soft and mean: "How old are you?"
“Seventeen.”
“Oh, you’re so young? Your family is not well off, right? If you have any problems, tell me and I’ll help you!”
“Thank you, Mr. Lu!”
“Call me!”
“Thank you, brother!”
“Can you drink?”
“No.”
“Hey! How can you say you can’t drink when you work here? Yes! Come, drink a cup of wine with me!”
Jiang Xiaohou smiled foolishly, picked up the wine glass, and drank a cup of wine with Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen hugged Jiang Xiaohou and leaned over to kiss his cheek. At this time, Tie Jianshu came over and pulled Lu Chengwen: "Mr. Lu, drink, what's the point of being with a woman! Let me tell you, my story is like this. That year, he was also seventeen, and I was also seventeen..."
Long Aotian looked back at Zhao Ritian: "Do I still need to replace him?"
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "You can't do it, how can you replace him?"
Bai Menya looked at Jiang Xiaohu with a smile on his face: "Tiger Palace, what should we do now?"
Jiang Xiaohu was furious and bit his back teeth: "Lock them up! For me!"
...
Lu Chengwen was drunk like a dead dog and was fixed on a recliner.
Jiang Xiaohou complained to Xia Ying: "Did you give too much medicine? Brother Chengwen never got drunk before!"
Xia Ying looked at Jiang Xiaohou and suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?"
"People say that love makes people stupid, and it's true."
"What do you mean?"
"Do you think he's drunk?"
Xia Ying raised her eyebrows and mocked Jiang Xiaohou.
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