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Liu Ruyan and Ghost Huo were both stunned!

What's going on! ?

What is going on! ?

This Lao Deng... when it comes to colorful neon phoenixes or something... his brain is gone! ?

He is still a pure love warrior! ?

Lu Chengwen felt confident.

Understood!

Thorough!

To put it simply, this evil old man: he was the licking dog of that era!

Well, I'm going to C this game.

But... this kind of Kerry moment requires an assistant to perform. Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian are not here, so I can perform alone, which is a bit like a one-man show...

I...who should I choose to act with me? ?

Will-o'-the-wisp narrowed his eyes and looked at Lu Chengwen with hatred.

Lu Chengwen saw the will-o'-the-wisp and felt warm in his heart: What a cute villain. Your appearance gave my boring performance a richer sense of layering and dialogue.

Lu Chengwen deliberately gave Guihuo a look that was provocative, mocking, contemptuous, and treating him like an idiot. Then he turned around and turned his back to everyone, and saw Liu Ruyan who was also staring at him.

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: Damn woman! Give me poison, Luo Shiyin was not as vicious as you at the beginning! At least she wanted to make me happy!

The evil old man said angrily: "Lu Chengwen! Why did you stop talking even halfway?"

Will-o'-the-wisp laughed: "Senior, don't you understand? He can't talk any more!"

Liu Ruyan walked over and said with a smile: "Lu Chengwen, that colorful neon phoenix is ​​an old friend of Evil Old Man. If you have really seen it, you might as well tell Evil Old Man what clothes she wears, what jewelry she wears, and how Talking, how to act, and what happened to you can also help relieve the pain of lovesickness."

"Yes!" Will-o'-the-Wisp said: "What was he wearing when you saw her?"

Lu Chengwen turned around: "White robe, a white robe, very old, but very clean."

Will-o'-the-Wisp was startled, then smiled sadly: "She's still the same."

Lu Chengwen said: "I don't know why, but that white robe seems to have a certain aura when she wears it, like..."

The evil old man raised his hand: "You don't have to say anything, I understand!"

Liu Ruyan and Guihuo Langjun opened their eyes together, thinking, let him say it! He is simply talking nonsense! Only if you let him say it will he betray the gang!

Lu Chengwen was confused: "I only said a white robe, and you believed it?!"

The evil old man smiled lightly: "She always only wears white robes."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "In other words, she has been so simple, indifferent, dedicated and affectionate all her life!"

The evil old man nodded: "The first time I saw her, she was wearing a white robe."

Lu Chengwen came over, squatted on the ground, raised his head and looked at the evil old man: "Let's talk and listen."

The evil old man took a deep breath: "The story between me and her is this. That year, she was eighteen and I was eighteen..."

"Uh-huh."

"The first time she came down the mountain to look for her senior brother, she met me. I was bullying someone, and she jumped out and said she wanted to teach me a lesson!"

"Wow——!" Lu Chengwen said exaggeratedly: "It's so romantic!"

The evil boss was delighted: "Isn't it romantic?"

"It's like fate! And then, and then!"

"Then she hit me!" The evil old man said: "The first time I saw her, you know, I couldn't move! Ordinarily I'm not that weak, but facing her, I didn't dare to take action at all. I’m just afraid that if I’m not careful...even if I hurt a hair on her head, I’ll hate myself to death!”

"What about her?"

"She was so cute!"

"oh!"

“Very charming!”

"Uh-huh."

"Just... that kind of beautiful and adorable, you know?"

"I don't understand a bit."

"At your age, you don't understand love!"

"Keep talking, keep talking."

"She stared and cursed me!"

"Uh...don't you say it's so cute?"

"Can you believe that she is so cute when she curses people!?"

"Wow!"

The evil old man was lost in memories, with a happy smile on his face: "That day, she broke my legs and told me gently that if she dared to do evil again in the future, she would kill me. Tsk, tsk, tsk... "

The evil old man shook his head: "How sweet!"

Lu Chengwenxin said that you are a senior! You are really a senior!

If the dog licking world needs a grandmaster, come here! No one can compete with you.

The evil old man said: "I broke my legs at that time and was beaten to the point of becoming a cripple. Looking at her leaving figure... my heart was filled with sweetness."

The ghost fire said on the side: "Evil old man, we still have a lot of things to do. Should we talk about the bitterness and sweetness later? Lu Chengwen obviously has no good intentions..."

Lu Chengwen interrupted: "Then, did you meet again?"

"Yes." The evil old man shook his head and smiled: "Later, my legs recovered and my internal injuries were almost recovered. I just came out to do bad things and met her again!"

"Holy crap! What a fate!"

"Yes! This time, she originally wanted to kill me, but she looked at me and frowned, as if she was disgusted, and said that I didn't deserve to die by her sword!"

Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh: "She is obviously tempted!"

"Right!?" The evil old man said: "Otherwise, why didn't she kill me!?"

Liu Ruyan explained: "That's because she is disgusted by you. A teenage girl will definitely want to stay away from you when she meets someone like you with that hungry look in her eyes!"

Lu Chengwen said: "Then you can't just die before leaving?! Is a sword so difficult to clean?! It's obvious that she likes him!"

"That makes sense!" said the evil old man, "but you know, things like feelings are sometimes just a matter of one person."

"That's right!" Lu Chengwen said, "She doesn't have to love you, but that doesn't stop you from loving her!"

"Yes, yes! You understand me!"

"She is an immortal descended from heaven, and you are just a mortal. If you are lucky enough to meet her, you will have no regrets in this life!"

"You're right! I thought so too!"

"Even if she steps on you with her feet, stabs you with a sword, stabs you with the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, or slaps you with the eight-edged purple gold hammer, that is still your happiness and destiny!"

"Lu Chengwen, I found that you understand emotions!"

The ghost fire almost went crazy: "Senior, can we be more serious? You are a bit outrageous! Aren't you just a woman?! How can a man be so humble for a woman?! You are a great hero, you …”

Lu Chengwen and the evil old man said angrily: "I know what you are saying! But I (he) just love her!"

The evil old man looked at Lu Chengwen: "Cheng Wen, do you have the same emotional experience as me? How do you understand so well?"

Lu Chengwen smiled miserably: "Our love will never come back after it has passed. Until now, I am still silent, waiting..."

The evil old man laughed, and his laughter suddenly became very touching.

It seems as if the persistence, admiration, worry, and care of this life...are all hidden in it.

Lu Chengwen said in his heart that I was really sick, and I actually sympathized with him!

The evil old man said: "Cheng Wen, what you said is really good. I believe you have met her."

Ghost Huo and Liu Ruyan roared together: "He didn't say anything. Except for the white clothes, it was you who said it from beginning to end!"