The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou

No one could have imagined that these two strong men, as fierce as tigers and hungry wolves, were actually just a pair of slaps in the face in front of Yao Weng.

This is a bit... contrary to everyone's... normal understanding of martial arts.

Lu Chengwen was relieved.

Nodding.

That's right!

You can make Jiang Xiaohu chop the air to death with just a wave of your hand. It's obvious that you've been fighting with them for so long just for fun.

Old thing, I don’t even want to say anything to you, aren’t you too naughty?

Yao Weng turned around and said, "Wash your hands and come over to talk."

Lao Qi said angrily: "What do you mean!? A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. Kill me if you can!"

Yao Weng turned around, looked at him and said nothing.

The corner of Lao Qi's mouth twitched: "Senior... I'll just wash in the pool, okay?"

When Yao Weng walked to the corridor, someone immediately brought a chair over.

Medicine man sat down.

The sixth and seventh brothers walked back here.

The sixth Loose Immortal clasped his hands and said, "May I ask your name, Senior? Let us die with understanding."

The old medicine man said: "Huang Tianyao, people in Jianghu call him the old medicine jar."

They both knelt down at once.

Crying like a tearful person.

Medicine Man said: "Crying? Crying also counts as time!"

Lao Liu said, "Senior, please tell us earlier next time. We both took an explosive pill each. If you had told us earlier, we would have just committed suicide. Why did you have to torture us?!"

Medicine Man said: "If you live to be almost a hundred years old, you won't have many years left, but you still have a lot of skills, and you will be bored. If you come across an opportunity to have fun, you will not let it go."

"Oh, I understand."

Medicine Elder said, "Tell me, your cultivation level should be considered outstanding at your age, and you also have a bit of a reputation for being a bad guy. Why did you make such a big fuss to snatch a Po Gu Yuan Dan? What's going on?"

Lao Qi said angrily: "He is not a human! He is a demon! A devil! He is... the reincarnation of the King of Hell!"

The seventh brother choked up and said, "He's really come up with something really fancy!"

Lao Liu said, "And that idiot, his mouth is so annoying. Lao Deng is playing tricks on us and he is the commentator on the side. The point is, we can't even commit suicide if we want to!"

As Lu Chengwen listened, he felt that he had some clues.

The two-faced sword from the Ten Evil Ghosts had said before that the Seven-Star Loose Immortals were going to capture the Scarlet Emperor's Burning Sky Flame, and that the playful old Deng should be the pheasant guy.

And that chatterbox...haha, there's no other person in the world who can make people so upset, right?

Lao Qi cried until he almost died: "He...he didn't kill us, but he wanted to tattoo his penis on our faces, saying it was a memorial. Is this something a human would do!?"

Lao Liu gritted his teeth, tears streaming down his face: "That chatterbox keeps saying that we have a way to die, and he even said he would do it himself, burying steel bars in the ground for us to sit on..."

Lao Qi continued: "While he was beating us, he also asked us why we didn't spray shit... Can that thing spray just by saying it?!"

Lao Liu: "We couldn't spray it out, so he went to the city to buy croton seeds for us to eat and gave us cold beer to drink. We... just... have never felt so disgusted in our lives..."

The seventh elder said: "He also forced us to..."

Yao Weng raised his hand and said, "Alright, alright, alright, I understand. What about the Gu Yuan Dan?"

Lao Liu wiped his tears and snot: "His disciple, the chatterbox, has been promoted to the fourth gate. He said that he would let the two of us go out to get a Gu Yuan Dan to strengthen his disciple's Qi and blood."

Luo Jiasheng didn't understand: "This kind of evil is simply horrifying!"

He turned to Yao Weng and said, "Senior, according to what they said, this person... is even more evil than the Seven Stars Loose Immortal, even more cruel, and even..."

Yao Weng couldn't help but laugh.

He also roughly estimated what was going on.

But Luo Jiasheng didn't understand at all: "That's not right. If he is so capable, it shouldn't be difficult for him to get a Gu Yuan Dan by himself. Why... force you to rob him?"

The seventh brother argued, "He said he is a master of his generation and has the burden of being an idol. He can't do such low-brow things openly."

Lao Liu continued: "He said that we are a generation of scumbags and are best suited for doing this kind of thing."

Old Seven: "He let us both out, saying that if we didn't return with the Gu Yuan Dan within three days, he would castrate all my brothers, and then capture two tigers and leopards and feed them estrus drugs... wuwuwu..."

Lao Qi couldn't continue.

The sixth elder said, "Senior, we dare not even die! Our death is a small matter, but our brothers... they... they have committed crimes, arson, murder and looting all their lives, and they cannot stand such humiliation!"

Lu Chengwen stood behind Yao Weng and could no longer hold back.

At first, my body was just shaking, then I started making some grunting sounds, and finally I couldn't help it anymore and started laughing. I laughed so hard that tears came out.

Lao Liu stood up and pointed at Lu Chengwen angrily: "Fuck you! What are you laughing at, Mr. Lu!?"

Lu Chengwen glared at him: "Can't I laugh? You called me spicy next door! I think you have already found a way to die!"

The sixth brother was stunned, and the seventh brother pulled him: "Brother, why do I feel that... the configuration of these two people is similar to that over there?"

Lao Liu panicked and quickly knelt down again: "Let me make it clear first, a hero in the martial arts world can be killed but not humiliated. We want to commit suicide, and you...can't stop us."

Medicine Master said to Lu Chengwen, "Guyuan Pill."

Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Really?!"

Medicine Man said, "You know who this pill will fall into the hands of."

Lu Chengwen said: "Yes, I can go and give it to them myself. Why should I give them a bargain? They just saw that there was no one here to protect me, and they wanted to arrest me!"

The sixth and seventh brothers were confused.

Yao Weng looked at them and said, "My pills were all stolen by this kid. If you want Gu Yuan Dan, tell him."

Yao Weng stood up and said, "Jia Sheng."

"Yes, Yao Lao." Luo Jiasheng was very respectful.

"Prepare some food. Li Hao and Ming Disha may come back at any time. I will fight them."

"Yes, I've called the city and they're on their way here. Please go slowly."

The medicine man left.

Lu Chengwen sat down with his arms and legs folded. "Ahem, you... from the Luo family, bring some tea and fruit. It's uncomfortable to keep your mouth idle."

The housekeeper immediately gave orders, and soon a small coffee table was brought over, filled with eight kinds of fruits, four dried fruits and four fresh fruits, as well as a pot of fine tea.

Lu Chengwen took a sip and said, "What is that... Guyuan Pill, right?"

The sixth and seventh brothers stood up slowly, their eyes ferocious.

Lu Chengwen peeled the orange peel and said, "Don't think about it. If you can catch me, I will cut off my head and let you use it as a stool."

At this time, Yao Weng's voice came from inside: "I don't care about his affairs, just do as you please."