The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou
Chapter 63 The protagonist is going crazy
Long Aotian gasped and looked at Huntian Gang.
"Senior, I don't have any other intentions. I'm just afraid that I will be deceived by traitors."
Lu Chengwen said: "You can pull him down. Our IQs are tied together, and they are not as good as a single hair of our predecessors."
Huntian Gang: "Yeah, that makes sense."
Long Aotian was about to cry: "Senior, I..."
"Oh, okay, okay."
Huntian Gang said: "You both fell so badly, but there is only one Pill of Restoring Bones and Strengthening the Origin. So, let me ask you a question, and whoever answers it correctly will get it."
"Junior, please speak."
Huntiangang looked at Lu Chengwen: "Let me ask you, how much does one plus one get?"
Lu Chengwen set his chin and thought: "Equal to...two?"
Hun Tiangang: "Oh! What a talent!"
Long Aotian was anxious: "Senior, he is..."
Hun Tiangang: "Don't worry, I'll ask you again, how much does one plus one get?"
Long Aotian was shocked.
Damn it, it’s intact!
"Equal to two."
"Fart!" Hun Tiangang said: "This answer is what others have said. You are so embarrassed!"
Long Aotianxin said that I was just injured, otherwise I would have to jump up and kick you. You damn old man, why don't you just give it to him? Isn't this just kidding?
"Senior, one plus one can't produce any other number! Junior is not convinced!"
Huntiangang sneered: "I will let you know clearly."
Turning around, he asked Lu Chengwen: "How much does one plus one get?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Fourteen!"
Huntian Gang was excited: "Oh, what a genius!"
Long Aotian went crazy.
This works too! ? fourteen! ? You two...are still a little bit accurate! ?
Huntian Gang looked at Long Aotian: "Let me ask you again, how much does one plus one get?"
Long Aotianxin said, how should I answer?
You answer randomly, and I will answer randomly.
"Equal to nineteen."
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian and shook his head regretfully: "Are you stupid? One plus one equals nineteen? You are so embarrassed to say it!"
Long Aotian opened his eyes wide and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "He answered fourteen, why didn't you say it?"
"I do!"
Hun Tiangang asked Lu Chengwen: "It's your turn, how much do you get if you add one plus one?"
Lu Chengwen closed his eyes: "Between nine thousand one hundred and twenty-four and nine thousand one hundred and twenty-five."
Huntian Gang slapped his thigh excitedly: "I rely on you!"
Long Aotian immediately overturned the small stone table in front of him: "Just give it to him! I don't want it! What are you playing with!?"
Hun Tiangang said: "Don't lose your temper in front of me. Let me ask you, how much does one plus one get?"
Long Aotian cried: "I...I..."
Hun Tiangang shook his head: "Wrong again!"
Long Aotian cried: "I haven't said anything yet!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Senior is wisdom. He already knows that you are wrong before you say anything."
Huntian Gang nodded, convinced: "You tell him the answer."
Lu Chengwen was full of confidence: "It is equal to the result of x plus y minus z multiplied by beta cubed and divided by pi."
Huntian Gang gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up: "That's awesome!"
Long Aotian was stunned: "Divided by pi? Are you serious?"
Huntian Gang said: "Although I don't know what pi means, it sounds very mysterious."
Long Aotian was almost furious.
I wanted to leave, but there were too many broken bones.
This is a desperate situation!
Long Aotian, you have to calm down! You call yourself the proud son of heaven, there is no way you will be trapped here with no way out.
This old man felt comfortable after being flattered by Lu Chengwen, and now everything Lu Chengwen said sounded pleasant to his ears.
I have to turn this around!
Thinking of this, Long Aotian suddenly laughed.
"I lost." Long Aotian clasped his fists and handed over his hands: "I will never be able to keep up with the wisdom and thinking of my seniors in this life. I only have admiration for my seniors, and my admiration for you is like a torrential river, endless."
Huntian Gang said with a straight face: "Flattery!"
Long Aotian nodded: "Yes, yes, this junior is just a flatterer, but your wisdom, senior, really makes me admire you. I really can't find any better words to describe the depth, breadth, vastness, and extent of my senior's wisdom." …”
"Shut up!" Huntian Gang said with a straight face, "Are you teasing me like a three-year-old?"
"Huh? I... didn't."
Huntian Gang snorted: "One plus one equals pi, how is it possible?"
"Then you still..."
"You, tell him what one plus one equals!"
Lu Cheng's expression didn't change: "It's equal to a triangle."
Hun Tiangang said: "Did you see that you want to flatter me? This is the right way!"
Long Aotian cried.
What a grievance!
Damn, what are these two thinking? ? Damn it!
Don't say I can't compete with you, I can't even figure out what you are talking about!
How come these two idiots have such a weird chemical reaction when they meet! ?
Huntian Gang looked at Lu Chengwen and said, "Boy, if you have a bad temper with me, I will give you this Bone-Rejuvenating and Yuan-Yuan Pill!"
"Thank you, senior!"
Lu Chengwen took the elixir with a smile on his face, but when he looked at the back of Hua Xuening, who was unconscious over there, his heart moved.
[Hua Xuening is actually a good girl. Because her spiritual consciousness has been sealed, her brain is not very bright. 】
[She was willing to associate with the devil because of the blood feud. She did not deserve to die here. 】
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Senior, why don't you give this elixir to Miss Hua over there?"
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"Huh?" Huntian Gang was stunned: "Why?"
"Both of us are men. This... if something like this happens, life or death will depend on it. She is a girl. I can't do this kind of thing if a man takes pills to survive and lets a girl die."
Huntian Gang gave a thumbs up: "Justice!"
Lu Chengwen crawled over with difficulty and gently pulled Hua Xuening's body, feeling that her body was so soft.
Just as he was about to stuff the pill inside, Huntian Gang said, "Hey, hey, hey, you want to kill her?"
"ah?"
Hun Tiangang said: "She is unconscious now. If you stuff the pill into her mouth, will she be able to chew it? If she swallows it directly, the muscles in her throat will not work, and she will choke to death."
"what is it now?"
"Chow it up and feed it to her."
"oh."
"Hey! You guys..."
Just as Long Aotian was about to stop him, Hun Tiangang stretched out his hand and sucked him in: "They are rescuing people, what are you causing trouble?"
"She is my maid, and I should be the one to save her!"
"Stop talking nonsense, do you have the Bone Restoring Pill? The state you showed just now is that you clearly want to eat it by yourself, and you have not thought about the girl at all. Do you think I don't know about you?"
In fact, Hua Xuening had already woken up.
She just couldn't move or speak.
The fierce bickering between Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian, as well as Lu Chengwen's inner thoughts, including that Lu Chengwen is now going to chew it up and give himself medicine...
She heard everything clearly.
Has a trace of spiritual consciousness been sealed?
I've known this for a long time.
The person who was one of the twelve main gods of the large organization sealed it himself, and told himself that the person who opened the seal would be his lifelong master.
I have always hoped that the young master can help me open the seal, but the way to open the seal is too embarrassing.
And the young master’s own boy skills cannot be broken yet...
Each of the four shadow killers has their most important things sealed, waiting for the young master to unseal them.
But the young master cannot lose his virginity until he reaches the realm of the upper four sects.
Therefore, the four beautiful shadow girls must keep their virgin bodies and leave them to the young master.
When the seal is lifted, we will collectively transform.
The young master will also ride on the wind and transform into a dragon.
This is our destiny and our own choice - the Tao.
How could Lu Chengwen know these things?
This bastard is so glib and annoying.
But, why did he want to save me at this time?
Lu Chengwen was chewing the Bone-Rejuvenating Pill, and when he saw Hua Xuening looking directly at him with an unkind look in his eyes, he became nervous and swallowed some.
He quickly and nervously put the remaining medicine residue in his mouth, and said vaguely: "I didn't mean it, just bear with it, I'll give you the medicine, and you'll be fine."
As he spoke, he hugged Hua Xuening and kissed her without hesitation. No, she fed her.
The old man over there is still teaching: "Use your tongue, use your tongue! Many of her oral functions are almost gone, and it's hard for her to swallow by herself! Oh, stupid, why are you so shy? Give her more saliva, it can help She aroused her muscles to swallow instinctively. Hey, you can give me the medicine, why are you rubbing her breasts? If you can't do it, just stay away, I'll do it!"
Hua Xuening was beaten...and given medicine by Lu Chengwen.
Tears of humiliation fell.
After they separated, Lu Chengwen wiped the corners of his mouth, feeling a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I'm used to it, no... I don't know where to put my hands if I don't rub something."
Long Aoqiang was half dead: "Lu Chengwen! If you dare to touch my woman, I swear, I will cut you into pieces!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian, now completely no longer afraid.
"Really? Do you think I'm afraid of you? I've broken up with you anyway, so you'd better not mess with me in the future, otherwise even if I risk my life and get shot to death by you, I'll definitely take half of your life!"
"You ant! You actually spoke to me like this! I'm so angry! Humph, when Hua Xuening wakes up, the first thing I will do is ask her to kill you!"
Huntiangang laughed: "He saved Na Nizi's life, how could she kill him?"
Lu Chengwen scratched his head: "I really can."
Sighing: "This girl's spiritual consciousness has been blocked, so she can only be loyal to this kid. Besides, she hates me. She probably wants to kill me first when she gets up."
Huntian Gang said: "Don't be afraid, boy, look at what this is?"
Huntian Gang said, and took out another pill from his belt.
Lu Chengwen was immediately shocked: "Senior, could this be..."
Long Aotian and Hun Tiangang shouted together: "That's right!"
Huntian Gang: "Huh!?"
Long Aotian's nose was almost crooked with anger.
Together with you, Lu Chengwen knows this trick, right? You can eat it all over the place with just one trick!
Long Aotian said: "Senior, since he knows, don't tell me, let him tell me, let me see if he knows what this is!"
Lu Chengwen snorted coldly: "Do you still need to ask? If I read it correctly, this is a pill! Senior, is this true or not?"
Huntian Gang slapped his thigh: "Yes! You can do it, kid!"
Long Aotian shouted: "What kind of elixir is it? Tell me its name!"
Lu Chengwen said calmly: "What is the elixir we just took?"
Long Aotian: "Don't talk so much. Just now was just now, and now is now. Say this, tell me the name of this elixir, and I will kowtow to you and admit defeat!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Huntian Gang: "Senior, the pill just now is called the Bone-Rejuvenating Pill, do you need to say the name of this pill?"
Hun Tiangang nodded: "Indeed, everything can be said without saying anything."
Long Aotian covered his heart: "Stop talking nonsense, can you tell it? You can't tell it at all!"
Lu Chengwen shouted: "If I guess correctly, the name of this pill is!"
Long Aotian roared: "What?"
Lu Chengwen quickly climbed up to Hua Xuening: "Xue Ning, are you scared? Oh, don't be afraid, oh, don't be afraid, darling, brother Cheng Wen is here, brother Cheng Wen is here..."
Long Aotian forgot about the pain, and suddenly jumped up and struck Lu Chengwen with his palm:
"I'm going to let you pretend!"
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