The Druid Master of Hogwarts

For the next few days, there was only one topic in the school, and that was Sirius Black. The accounts of how he broke into the castle are getting more and more bizarre...

Hufflepuff's Hannah Abbott even swore to everyone that Black would turn into a flowering bush.

Of course, few people would believe her unreliable guess.

Then there is the fat lady who was originally in charge of guarding the Gryffindor dormitory. She is currently living with other portraits, and the torn portrait belonging to the fat lady has been taken down, and it will take a long time to repair it.

Dumbledore had trouble finding a replacement portrait.

The other portraits were horrified by what happened to the Fat Lady, and no one was willing to guard the entrance to the Gryffindor dormitory in her place...except Fish's old friend who always led a short, fat horse. Sir Cadogan the Grey Panther.

Dumbledore had no choice but to transfer the portrait of Sir Cadogan to the door of the Gryffindor quarters.

However, what he didn't expect was that on the first day that Sir Cadogan took office as the Gryffindor doorman, there was a big mess...

After moving Sir Cadogan's portrait to the door of Gryffindor's dormitory, Professor McGonagall specifically asked Percy to take everyone to meet each other and determine the next password.

Then, after seeing Sir Cadogan, the kitten suddenly jumped out.

"Meow hahaha, hello, you filthy tin can!"

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Fish greeted him skillfully and vulgarly under the horrified eyes of Professor McGonagall and the other girls.

"Haha! It turns out to be your despicable cat bastard!"

Sir Cadogan uttered the same vulgar words, and raised the spear in his hand, poking constantly at Fisch outside the portrait.

"Come to a duel! Continue our unfinished battle! I will hang your body on the tip of my gun!"

"You can't really hit Fish, you idiot with a brain full of shit!"

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"Despicable thief! Cowardly coward! Your insult to the knight requires blood..."

"Fish McGonagall!!!"

Sir Cadogan in the portrait was interrupted by an angry Professor McGonagall before he finished speaking.

"Where did you learn these words?!!"

Professor McGonagall took a few steps with a ferocious expression to the kitten who was scolding Sir Cadogan, and grabbed his face fiercely.

"Meow!"

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Feishu tilted his head to ease the pain on his face, and waved his hands to beg for mercy: "Minerva, let go, meow! It hurts Feixu!"

"Speak! When did you learn to swear?!"

After twisting the little skin cat's face again, Professor McGonagall let go and asked fiercely.

"What is swearing? Feixu doesn't know..."

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Fish rubbed his cheeks, which were flushed, and asked back in confusion.

Professor McGonagall's brows furrowed tightly, his voice slowed down a little, and he said, "That's what you just said."

"Meow? Those are what Fish and Tin Can learned..."

Fish pointed his finger at Sir Cadogan in the portrait, and explained how he learned to swear.

"When Fisch was playing in the castle before, he came across this tin can, and he inexplicably asked Fisch to duel him, but he couldn't get out himself, and he always said some strange things to Fisch. ... Although Fei Xu didn't know what those words meant, he always felt that they were not good words, so he followed his example and spoke to him like this, meow."

After the kitten finished speaking, she tilted her head and asked suspiciously, "Minerva, these are swear words, meows? What does swear words mean? Is it a cursed meow?"

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Because of Fishna's special affinity,

Basically, no one will say some ugly things next to him. Even when Voldemort's diary mentality collapsed, he was only talking about some vicious curses. After all, as a descendant of the Dark Lord and Slytherin, Lord Voldemort Sometimes, it still maintains its own style.

And Professor McGonagall is even less likely to take the initiative to tell Fish what swear words are, so even if the kitten has lived in human society for so long, the concept of swear words is still very vague.

"Swearing is a very bad and disrespectful way of speaking. Only rude and uneducated people will always talk about swearing."

While explaining what swear words are to Fish, Professor McGonagall stared at Sir Cadogan in the portrait with an ugly expression, and the little witches next to him also had expressions of sympathy.

Although Sir Cadogan's brain is not very clear, and he always prides himself on being brave, when faced with such a scene, he can still only admit his cowardice, but he still makes a disdain to argue with Professor McGonagall. He tilted his head to one side, and kept muttering something in his mouth.

Even Fish's sensitive hearing could only vaguely hear some scattered words such as "man", "woman" and "chivalry".

"In short, you are not allowed to talk about it in the future. This is not something a good boy should know."

Professor McGonagall stared at Fish with a solemn expression, and emphasized word by word.

"Oh……"

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The kitten nodded ignorantly. Anyway, he was not in the habit of saying these words, that is, he said it when facing Sir Cadogan. Since Professor McGonagall didn't like it, he just didn't say it.

After admonishing Fish, Professor McGonagall turned to look at the portrait of Sir Cadogan.

"Sir Cadogan, I don't want to interfere with your personal interests, but! I don't want to hear any more nasty things you say to my children, and to my students!"

Professor McGonagall warned sharply: "Otherwise, I don't mind learning what Sirius Black does to your canvas!"

"Brave knights are never threatened! I have never been afraid of wyverns!"

Sir Cadogan raised his spear and yelled at Professor McGonagall, but he soon changed the subject and said: "But a righteous knight would not refuse a mother and teacher's request," he erected. Long Spear gave Professor McGonagall a funny salute, "So, I agree to your request."

Professor McGonagall pursed her lips, nodded lightly, then turned her head to Percy, Sharpe and the others and said, "If anything happens, please notify me in time."

The character Sir Cadogan is still well-known in the wizarding world, and there are even sayings related to him, so Professor McGonagall did not take his commitment to heart at all, just out of her personal cultivation, no It's so obvious.

And Percy and Sharpe naturally understood what Professor McGonagall meant, and agreed without hesitation.

Sir Cadogan in the portrait did not hear the subtext of Professor McGonagall. He vigorously swung the spear in his hand and shouted boldly: "With me, Sir Cadogan, I will never let any intruder go!"

But since he taught the cat's behavior badly, none of Gryffindor's students wanted to talk to him.

And in the days that followed, everyone's opinion of Sir Cadogan grew...

Because although Sir Cadogan has restrained his words, his habit of provoking others to duel with him has not changed, which has made everyone very annoying.

In addition, he always came up with some ridiculously complicated passwords, and he had to change them at least twice a day, which made Neville, who was prone to forget passwords, have to use a long note to give all the passwords for a week to record it.

"He's completely mad," Seamus Finnigan said to Percy angrily. "Can't it be someone else?"

"If you can find other portraits willing to take the job."

Percy shrugged helplessly, just as fed up with this crazy guy.

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