The Druid Master of Hogwarts

The matter of the cat falling asleep can be put aside for the time being, but Harry, who is distracted, will be punished.

And Professor Trelawney's punishment is to make a tragic prediction of his fate...

"At the moment you were born, Saturn must have ruled the sky...your black hair...your thin frame...and you lost your parents in infancy...I can say, dear, you were born In winter, right?"

"No," said Harry, "my birthday is in July."

Trelawney: "..."

After two seconds of awkward silence, Professor Trelawney changed the subject as if nothing had happened. She put Harry a tragic prophecy on hold for the time being. She turned her head and continued talking about astrology.

This set of operations made Harry amazed, and at the same time let him put down his worries...

How could such an old liar make the "true prophecy" in Dumbledore's mouth?

Professor Dumbledore is also old and confused to be deceived by such a liar.

Harry pouted in disdain.

If Voldemort really came back to life as Trelawney had predicted...he! Harry Potter! on the spot! Eat the little round table in front of you!

...

Half an hour later, Professor Trelawney sent everyone a complex circular chart, asking them to fill in the positions of the planets at the time of their birth.

The sleeping cat was also woken up by Neville by his side.

"Meow..."

(Φ)

Feixu rubbed his eyes and asked vaguely, "get out of class is over, meow?"

"get out of class is not over yet, the professor asked us to fill out the form, you need to..."

Neville handed over the chart and explained the situation to him in a low voice.

"Meow...how to draw a star map in divination class meow..."

(≥△≤)

If history of magic is Fish's least favorite class,

That astronomy class was the second most annoying class for cats.

Although Mao Mao likes listening to constellation stories and looking at the stars, he hates drawing star maps very much. Because compared with other assignments, the drawing of the star map must be very serious, and there should be no mistakes. This is a very painful job for the cats who have little patience in the homework.

While Professor Trelawney's request does not require a star map, it is not much more tedious, because they need to calculate many cumbersome times and angles based on their birthdays.

"what?"

∑(ΦΦ)

Fish suddenly remembered something...

"Sybil, Fish doesn't know his real birthday, meow!"

(≧≦)

Mao Mao stood up and said to Professor Trelawney, "Fish's birthday is currently decided at random, so can I not fill out this form, meow?"

Professor Trelawney: "..."

Although she had let Fishh sleep in class before, this time, she didn't plan to let Mao Mao anymore. After all, Trelawney still wanted to persuade Mao Mao to become a fortune teller, so she could not listen to the class, but the homework Can't do it!

"Then you can try to do divination for other people, such as Miss Granger who has left." Professor Trelawney said lightly.

"OK then……"

Fish sat back down on the futon in frustration, and then actually filled out the chart in his hand with Hermione's birthday, as Professor Trelawney suggested.

Mao Mao also thought about using Professor McGonagall's birthday, but he thought about it. Professor McGonagall's relationship with Professor Trelawney has never been very good. how happy.

And Hermione is different. Although she has not come here for class now, when she was still in the past, Hermione was still very serious about divination, and Professor Trelawney made some predictions for her, Hermione He looked happy at the time.

Not to mention that Hermione is currently taking another course called Arithmetic Divination, so she should be very happy if she showed her the chart she filled out...

Feixu carefully filled out the star map table in front of him, thinking of this in his heart, the cat's ears on top of his head twitched twice from time to time, and the cat's tail behind him was slightly raised, showing the cat's happy mood.

Beside the cat, Harry and the others were filling in the charts and discussing with each other in a low voice. Ron imitated Professor Trelawney's tone and made a joke, which caused Seamus and Dean to laugh.

But their laughter was quickly silenced by Lavender's screams.

"Oh, Professor, look! I have a planet that's inaccurate! Oops, what star is it, Professor?"

She excitedly held up the chart in her hand and shouted to Professor Trelawney...

A big fan of Professor Trelawney, Lavender was in high spirits in every divination class.

"It's Uranus, dear," Professor Trelawney said, looking down at the chart.

"Can you show me Uranus too, Lavender?"

Ron, who was struggling with how to fill in his chart, reached out and wanted to learn from the homework of the top student in the fortune-telling class.

Lavender's expression changed, he glared at him fiercely, turned his head with his chart and sat back in his seat.

Ron, who was left out in the cold, was stunned, not knowing what was going on, and not only Lavender, but even Professor Trelawney and the girls nearby cast a contemptuous look at him...

This scene is familiar to Ron. When Harry was exposed by Fisher to the centaur Corra, he had a similar experience with himself.

"Ron, you are so impolite meow"

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Just when Ron was confused, Feish next to him also raised his head and said seriously: "Minerva once told Feish that there are many places between the opposite sex that cannot be revealed to each other, and the butt is one of them. one."

"Fart, butt?"

Ron was stunned for a moment, and then instantly understood why everyone had such a reaction...

"It wasn't anal what I just said! Uranus! I wanted Lavender to show me where Uranus she just filled in!"

He roared loudly in shame, his face flushed red, and even the freckles on his face were hidden.

"Is it meow?"

(●●)

Feixu scratched his cat's head, and then apologized: "I'm sorry, that may be Feixu misunderstood meow."

Seamus and the others burst into laughter, and Harry couldn't help turning his head, shrugging his shoulders frantically. Even the girls snickered softly, and the whole classroom was filled with a cheerful air.

Lavender also blushed, but since she knew it was a misunderstanding, she didn't get angry with Ron. Instead, she generously handed the chart to Ron, and kindly pointed out the position of Uranus.

"This is the sky... well, that star..."

She paused and said so to Ron.

"Thank you, thank you..."

Ron responded with a period of time, glanced at the chart casually, and then sat back to his seat in a panic.

After everyone laughed for a while, they gradually became quiet, and when everyone finished filling out the chart, it was almost time for get out of class to end.

"When you go back, you can refer to your respective charts and analyze the planetary movements that will affect you in the next month," Professor Trelawney said in her ethereal voice: "In class next week, I will draw The charts of several classmates are used to explain and analyze, and you can compare them when the time comes."

As usual, after giving everyone a flexible assignment, Professor Trelawney announced the dismissal of the get out of class.

When everyone left the North Building and rushed to the auditorium for dinner, they bumped into Hermione who had finished the arithmetic and divination class.

"Hermione~"

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Fish immediately jumped up, hugged her and rubbed her twice, then took out the chart he just filled out.

"Sybil asked us to fill in the form with birthdays during the divination class just now, and Fish used your birthday~"

He handed the chart to Hermione as if offering it.

Hermione was really happy, and she was reluctant to let go of the chart.

The two walked side by side to the auditorium together intimately.

"Should we find a girlfriend too?"

Looking at the figures of the two moving away, Dean sighed with some warm eyes.

Harry thought of Qiu Zhang in an instant, and then he thought of the dance that Fisher had mentioned before, and once again fell into a reverie.

...

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Trelawney's prophecy was once again on the right track.

When she said Harry was born in winter, she was talking about the fragment of Voldemort's soul in Harry's scar.

...

Uranus in English is Uranus, which in English reads like youranus (your anus).

In the original book Trelawney gave a lot of homework with a stern look, and Harry guessed that she did it on purpose after hearing what Ron said to Lavender.

When I first read the original book, I didn't understand why I wrote it like this, and I turned to the data after I started writing this book...

And then Lavender actually fell in love with Ron... Maybe it was because of this misunderstanding?

As a digression, Uranus is actually named after the first god king of ancient Greek mythology, Uranus, the god of the sky. Father) took a knife and cut the penis and overthrew it.

...

There is also a homophonic stalk, which is related to the training of the Eagle Academy, but this should not be written by Rowling on purpose.

Witbeyondmeasureismen'sgreatesttreasure (Extraordinary wisdom is the greatest wealth of mankind)

Then the word wit in Old English is similar to the pronunciation of vit in Old French, and vit in Old French means Tintin...