The Druid Master of Hogwarts
Six hundred and fifty-three, Rita: How can news reports lack artistic processing
Rita Skeeter's interview didn't go well...
Because Fisch's speech always misses the point, or the cat is too free to do whatever he wants, and he goes to other places as he talks...
For example, the focus of this article should be how Voldemort was resurrected at the time, and which Death Eaters appeared in front of Fish and Harry, while the cat focused on how Voldemort had neither hair nor nose, and looked very Ugly, and that snake named Nagini smells weird, not like a normal snake or something...
And Skeeter's shorthand quill is fully automatic, and the result is that it scribbles several pages of parchment, but probably less than half a page of really useful content.
Fortunately, there was another Harry who was also involved, which made the whole interview reluctantly go on.
After the interview, Rita Skeeter frowned and turned over the parchment, and said, "Although I believe what you are saying is true, the fact that Fish beat You-Know-Who... sounds too fake, Even if Fish had single-handedly defeated the dragon, it would still be hard to convince others that this report was true."
"But Fisher didn't lie, meow!"
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The cat clasped his hands in dissatisfaction.
"Of course I know you're not lying," Skeeter said with a smile. "But isn't your main purpose to convince everyone that You-Know-Who is back?"
She glanced at Luna, and added: "And, if those Death Eaters saw this true report, they would definitely take revenge on "The Quibbler" who dared to publish this article, but this little girl The father is in danger."
"My dad wouldn't be afraid of such a threat," Luna said proudly.
And Hermione curled her lips and said, "The one who will also be revenge by the Death Eaters is you who wrote this report?"
"I don't deny that." Skeeter, who was picked out, was not embarrassed, and admitted it calmly.
"So, what are you going to write, Rita?" Hermione asked.
She also knew that Rita Skeeter was the expert when it came to making news, so Hermione didn't directly object to Skeeter's idea of making up the facts, but wanted to hear what she was going to do first. Do.
"Since Fish and Harry were tricked by Barty Jr.,
There is no problem until the resurrection of the mysterious man, and you can tell the truth..." Skeeter flipped through the parchment and circled it with a quill to make corrections.
"There is no problem with the mysterious person fighting Harry alone, as long as it is slightly modified, and with Dumbledore's endorsement, the flashback spell is more credible..." She was editing the parchment. At the same time as the content, he also actively stated his own revision plan.
"Although we know that Feishu is very likable, other people have not seen Feishe with their own eyes, and will not understand why the mysterious man must recruit him, so we have to find a reasonable excuse for the mysterious man's behavior... …”
Skeeter tapped the parchment with the tip of his pen and made up his mind.
As a professional journalist who has fabricated news to attract attention for many years, she soon had a draft.
"What if... The mysterious man didn't fully recover after being resurrected?" She asked herself and answered, "This explains why he couldn't deal with two fourth-year students, and why he hasn't appeared until now."
Then she tapped Feishu again with a quill, and said with a smile: "It just so happened that Feishu showed his talent in healing a while ago, which can also explain why the mysterious man wants to subdue Feishu... Of course, in I won't be so straightforward in the article, but guide the reader to analyze the inference for themselves... Do you have any comments, Miss Granger?"
At this moment, Hermione was staring wide-eyed, staring straight at Skeeter, making her mistakenly believe that Hermione did not agree with her, Skeeter could not help frowning.
"That's the most acceptable statement I can think of. Or... Miss Perfection has a better proposal?" she asked a little unhappily.
"No, I didn't mean against you." Hermione waved her hand and said in surprise: "It's what you just said, probably guessed Voldemort's true thoughts!" She said excitedly.
"Hey! Don't say that name!" Skeeter shuddered, almost dropping the quill in her hand, and then she asked curiously, "Is he really hurt?"
"I don't know if he is still injured now, but as early as the first grade, Feishu cast the rain spell for the first time, Fu... The mysterious man is right next to him!"
Hermione's voice was getting faster and faster, "I've always wondered why Voldemort wanted to recruit Fish, but if he was for Fish's treatment, it would make sense! He attacked the unicorn at the beginning, Using their blood to continue life, it is very likely that the curse of the unicorn is still not lifted, so he wants Fish to help him heal!"
"Is that so, meow?"
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Mao Mao scratched his head ignorantly, and said a little unhappily: "Fishu thought he wanted to subdue Fei Xu as his subordinate because he saw that Fei Xu fought so badly!"
"Can you tell me more about what happened in your first year?"
Skeeter leaned forward as much as possible, the hand holding the pen was shaking, and his expression became even more excited...
I didn't expect to dig out new blockbuster news!
In Fishner's description of where he wanted to say, as well as Hermione and Harry's side-by-side additions, Skeeter also figured out the situation at that time. Hermione and Harry even said things about the Philosopher's Stone and those levels, The cat also talked about the first time he was attacked by Quirrell (Voldemort) in the Room of Requirement.
"Very good! With these contents as evidence, this report is even more credible!" Skeeter moved the parchment with these contents to the bottom, and then continued to revise, "The biggest problem now is the ending. Part of... Fisch knocked out both the Mystery and a bunch of Death Eaters... that's incredible!"
Even if Skeeter believes that what Fish said is the truth, it still feels untrue, let alone those who have never seen Fish, who will definitely think this report is nonsense as long as they see it. eight.
After thinking for a while, she said: "We can change it to Voldemort to catch Fishy alive, so he told the Death Eaters not to hurt him, and Fish and Harry took the opportunity to escape."
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Fish puffed out his cheeks immediately.
In fact, he doesn't care whether others believe that he won Voldemort, but he obviously won, but he will be said to have lost, or Voldemort's defeat will deliberately keep his hands and lose... This makes Mao Mao feel Very frustrating.
But Fish didn't say much, and didn't stop Skeeter from revising the truth, because the cat also knew that what she said was reasonable, so no matter how upset, Fish could only hold back...
The next time he meets Voldemort, Fisch will definitely beat him up in front of a lot of people, meow!
The cat thought secretly in his heart.
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