The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

When Xiao Chen returned home, he saw Wang Duoduo sitting on the grass by the door, playing with the dog with a small bag.

The sharp-eyed Wang Duoduo saw Xiao Chen at a glance, and rushed over waving his chubby hand.

"Brother Xiao Chen."

Looking at the bag in Wang Duoduo's hand, Xiao Chen had one head and two big ones, and the scene of being forced to feed two days ago was vivid in his mind.

Xiao Chen snatched the bag from Wang Duoduo's hand, tore the bag wide without saying a word, then opened his mouth to an unbelievable extent, and poured the contents of the bag into his mouth.

But in the blink of an eye, Xiao Chen dumped all the contents of the bag into his stomach.

Xiao Chen returned the bag to Wang Duoduo impatiently and said: "Little idiot, the snacks are finished, go play with your own, don't bother me."

Wang Duoduo looked blankly at the empty bag in his hand, on which were two smiling big golden hairs.

"Wow woof."

A smirking big golden retriever ran over, looked at the empty bag, then at Xiao Chen, his eyes were full of doubts.

At this moment, Xiao Chen also realized that something was wrong, the headshots of the two big golden retrievers on the bag were too eye-catching.

"Fuck, what did I do? I ate half a bag of dog food?" Xiao Chen looked at Wang Duoduo with a confused expression.

Wang Duoduo shook the empty bag and asked: "Brother Xiaochen, is this biscuit delicious? Duoduo has always wanted to try it, but mother won't let me."

The corners of Xiao Chen's mouth twitched a few times, and he smiled awkwardly: "It's delicious, crunchy, chicken-flavored, hehehe..."

Wang Duoduo thought about it seriously: "But mom said it was for dogs!"

Xiao Chen's eyelids twitched, and then he smiled maliciously and said, "Don't listen to your mother, you can try it yourself."

Wang Duoduo nodded, then took out a few pieces of candy from his small bag and handed them to Xiao Chen, "Brother Xiao Chen eats candy."

Looking at the candy in Wang Duoduo's hand, Xiao Chen was in the mood to strangle this little idiot to death, "My majestic emperor actually ate half a pack of dog food. If this news gets out, what will happen in the future? What will others think? Own?"

Xiao Chen seriously considered whether to kill someone to silence him.

Seeing that Xiao Chen didn't take the candy, Wang Duoduo didn't look like she was about to cry this time, so she stretched out her hand in front of Leng Xiaolu again and said, "Brother, good-looking, eat candy."

When Xiao Chen heard this, he was a little curious. Although this Leng Xiaolu was a big guy in women's clothing, he looked like a woman anyway.

Does this little idiot have any special skills?

Leng Xiaolu didn't seem to care what others called him, he took the candy and said thank you politely.

Xiao Chen asked: "Little idiot, she is an older sister, why are you called elder brother?"

Wang Duoduo pouted and looked at Leng Xiaolu's chest, "Sister? Then why doesn't this sister have a grandma?"

"puff."

Xiao Chen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, do you use your breasts to distinguish between men and women when it comes to feelings? Should the eyes be covered by the crotch?

Wang Duoduo looked at Leng Xiaolu blankly.

At this time, a Shar Pei with a big belly and tail wagging like an electric fan appeared in Xiao Chen's field of vision.

Looking at the belly that was stretched to the point of being shiny, Xiao Chen flew up and kicked: "Hey, where did you come from."

The Shar-Pei was kicked and flew out by Xiao Chen, and the Shar-Pei in the air spewed out a large amount of paste-like stuff from its mouth.

"Wow, big head, big head, are you okay!" Wang Duoduo ran to pick up the Shar Pei dog.

Looking at the Shar-Pei dog with its tongue hanging out and its eyes rolling, Wang Duoduo burst into tears.

"Woooo~" Wang Duoduo said while crying: "How can a dog be so cute that it beats a dog?"

Xiao Chen mentioned the back of the Shar Pei dog's neck maliciously.

"Who grabbed the back of your fate?" Xiao Chen looked at the Shar Pei and asked.

Looking at Xiao Chen's smile, the Shar Pei shook his head frantically.

Xiao Chen nodded in satisfaction and continued: "Are you a dog?"

The Shar Pei looked confused, "I'm not a dog, can I still be a pig?"

Just looking at Xiao Chen's smile, the Shar-Pei shivered all over, and then under the gaze of the three of them, the Shar-Pei shook his head crazily.

Xiao Chen nodded in satisfaction, threw the Shar Pei to Wang Duoduo and said, "Look, it admits that it's not a dog anymore, so you idiot, I didn't beat the dog, so don't open your mouth and slander me!"

Wang Duoduo hugged the Shar-Pei dog, put it in front of his eyes and asked seriously: "Big head, are you really not a dog?"

Shar Peigou looked at Wang Duoduo's big watery eyes, and then at Xiao Chen who was leaving, but he still didn't dare to shake his head after all.

At this time Xiao Manyu just came out of the room, and saw Xiao Chen holding Leng Xiaolu's hand at a glance.

"Dad, mom and brother brought his girlfriend back."

Xiao Chen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, where the hell are these?

Xiao Chen's mother appeared next to Xiao Chen in an instant, the speed was frighteningly fast.

Xiao Chen's mother grabbed Leng Xiaolu, and pulled Leng Xiaolu into the house with a smile, leaving Xiao Chen with a dazed expression on his face.

"What's your name, girl?"

Leng Xiaolu lowered his head shyly, and whispered, "Hello, Auntie, my name is Leng Xiaolu."

Looking at the blushing Leng Xiaolu, Xiao Chen's mother really liked it very much.

This girl is not only beautiful, but also has a quiet personality.

"Xiaolu, where are you from?"

"Xiaolu, when did you meet Xiaochen?"

"Xiaolu, how old is this year?"

"Xiaolu, you keep this bracelet, it's the dowry that Xiaochen's grandma left for me."

...

When Leng Xiaolu was asked by Xiao Chen's mother, his face blushed. This was a conversation between mother-in-law and future daughter-in-law!

Xiao Chen was dumbfounded when he heard it, hehe!

...

At the dinner table, Xiao Zhengyang looked at Leng Xiaolu, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it. Now that she is so beautiful and has such a good personality, it is really hard to find a girl.

Xiao Zhengyang winked at Xiao Chen, then secretly extended his thumb.

Xiao Chen grinned, seeing this smile, Xiao Zhengyang trembled all over, a bad premonition welled up in his heart.

Sure enough, Xiao Chen said: "Mom, my dad said that Xiaolu doesn't look good."

"Xiao Zhengyang, your eyes are covered by your crotch, and you are still limping. I will take you to the ophthalmology department tomorrow." Xiao Chen's mother tugged at Xiao Zhengyang's ears and growled.

Xiao Zhengyang was in pain, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "My wife, my wife, I was wrong, you see there are others here, please show some face!"

"You still know how to show face! Why didn't you say show face when you lied to the child?"

Xiao Zhengyang shut his mouth immediately, he knew that if he dared to say anything again, the old accounts from many years ago would probably be revealed.

Xiao Zhengyang has always been puzzled, why some women are usually in a daze, but when they quarrel, they can remember old accounts no matter how old they are?

I wish the students a "happy" start of school, hehehehe...