The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

In Minghai City, in a speeding off-road vehicle.

The bloody lady was driving the car, looking back at the handsome young man sitting in the back seat from time to time, she felt that her head hurt a little.

After Xiao Chen left Luo's villa, he recovered his human body. After all, it's not a good thing to swagger on the streets with a skeleton on top of him.

The bloody lady swallowed her saliva and asked, "My lord, have we met?"

Xiao Chen sat in the back, helping Luo Xiansi to straighten her hair. Hearing the blood lady's question, Xiao Chen rolled his eyes: "Who has seen you before? Big breasts are amazing. I have to see you if you have big breasts. You are crazy. .”

The blood lady's hand on the steering wheel shook, and she almost missed the car next to her.

"You're the one crazy, okay? It's only been a long time, and I forgot about molesting myself."

The bloody lady decided not to talk to Xiao Chen from now on, she was really afraid that she would accidentally die violently in anger.

...

"Little Baozipu" does not mean that this Baozipu is small, it is just the name of Baozipu, although it is indeed very small.

In front of the little bun shop, the fat boss was wearing big pants, flip-flops, and a greasy apron. The fat was piled up on his belly in circles, like a mountain of meat.

The fat boss smoked Bai Jiao, which cost six yuan a pack, and looked at the cement road in front of him with some melancholy.

Because of the Blood Shura incident, he didn't make it in time to open the door at noon. How could those cute little girls develop well without the nourishment of the big meat buns he made by himself?

The fat boss exhaled a smoke ring, with a hint of melancholy. If a handsome guy did this action, a little girl might scream, but this guy can only use three words to describe "spicy eyes".

"squeak."

A sudden sound of brakes pulled the fat boss back from his melancholy. Looking at the people getting off the car, the fat boss' eyes lit up.

He quickly stood up from the stool and took out two buns from the steamer.

The fat boss held up the steamed stuffed bun and looked at the bloody lady with a smile: "My lady, don't you want to eat steamed stuffed buns."

The bloody lady almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, looking at the fat man's big greasy face, the bloody lady thought of the pig demon named Heifeng that Xiao Chen had mentioned for no reason.

The bloody lady pushed the bun away from the fat man's hand with disgust on her face: "Butcher, you don't have to do this, and you have to call her full name, who the hell is your wife."

The butcher began to feel melancholy again, and stuffed the bun into his mouth: "Lady, I think you have lost weight recently, you must have not eaten well, do you really need to add some nutrition?"

The butcher said, looking fiercely at the bloody lady's chest.

The bloody lady was so angry that she really wanted to screw the fat man's head off, but thinking that there was a big man standing behind her, the bloody lady could only bear it.

The butcher turned around and took out two buns from the steamer, and said to Xiao Chen who was behind the bloody lady: "Boy, do you want two buns? Young people must pay attention to nutrition. My buns are innocent..."

Before the butcher finished speaking, he was punched in the eye, and his huge body flew out like a kite with a broken string.

The door panel of Xiaoxiao Baozi shop was smashed to pieces.

Xiao Chen raised his fist and said with a sinister smile: "Young man? Let me tell you, fat man, the grass on the grave that took advantage of me in front of me is about to grow."

The butcher scrambled to his feet, and his movements were so quick that it was obvious that this guy was a fat man weighing more than two hundred catties.

The butcher's left eye was blackened by Xiao Chen's fist, and the butcher blinked his small eyes that were not obvious at all: "Brother, I have something to say, we are all people who have eaten buns, the so-called..."

"boom."

The butcher flew out again, and now both eyes are black, coupled with that fat body, and dyed some colors, it may be able to pretend to be a panda.

Xiao Chen stood on the butcher's head, rolling his eyes: "What annoys me the most is that other people take advantage of me."

The fat man was trampled under by Xiao Chen, but there was a huge wave in his heart.

I am a person who is born at the peak, but was beaten by this seemingly weak doll without the slightest strength to fight back.

"Could it be the proud son of heaven from some big family?" The butcher secretly guessed.

Seeing that the fat man under his feet was still in a daze at this moment, Xiao Chen suddenly jumped up and fell heavily.

The butcher screamed like a pig.

"Brother, I have something to say."

"brother?"

"Father, I have something to say."

"father?"

"Grandpa, I have something to say."

"grandfather?"

"Ancestor, the ancestor's head office will do it."

"Ancestor?"

"Great Immortal, Great Immortal."

"Daxian?"

"Woooo..."

Although the butcher realized that his beating might be due to a problem with his address, the question arises, what should he call this old man?

The butcher burst into tears, with snot and tears, and what he cried made the one who heard it sad, and the one who heard it wept.

"I am a majestic peak congenital master, and I am rubbed on the ground by a little doll. I don't want to lose face!"

The butcher cried and said, that is a grievance, like a little daughter-in-law who has been ruined by a dozen strong men.

"Crying? If you cry again, your head will explode." Xiao Chen said angrily.

Seeing a fat man over two hundred catties crying so sadly, Xiao Chen was really embarrassed to make another move.

Hearing Xiao Chen's words, the butcher really stopped crying, but shrugged his shoulders and sobbed non-stop.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the butcher, the bloody lady almost didn't laugh out loud.

But in order to prevent the butcher from being trampled to death by Xiao Chen and not getting information about Qianxie Cave at that time, this guy took his anger out on himself, and the bloody lady stepped forward and reminded: "My lord, why do we still have to get it from this fat man?" Information about the Thousand Evil Cave.”

As the blood lady spoke, she kept blinking at the sobbing butcher.

When the butcher saw the bloody lady's movements, he immediately understood.

"My lord, it's offensive for a small person to be blind. I hope that the adults will ignore the villain's mistakes and let the villain be a fart."

Xiao Chen picked his nostrils: "Oh, that's right."

The butcher almost cried again, "You are crazy, you must call your lord if you make your ancestors unhappy."

The butcher was sitting on the stool with his head full. After hearing the purpose of the bloody lady's visit, the butcher's face that had been beaten into a pig's head suddenly became serious, although his head looked like a pig's head.

The butcher raised his head and stared at the ceiling with a hint of nostalgia in his eyes.

"That year, I was eighteen and she was eighteen. At that time, I was still a suave young man..."

Hearing the butcher's nostalgic tone, the bloody lady covered her eyes, knowing that this guy would definitely be beaten again.

Sure enough, the bleeding lady expected.

The butcher flew out again, jingling, and the small bun shop was smashed by his fat body, which was terrible.

"When the emperor was eighteen years old, he carried the sun and the moon on his shoulders and chanted the Tao. He was really worthy of the word romantic."

While beating him, Xiao Chen said with nostalgia.

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