The end of the world: full level start
Chapter 178: From hell to heaven
Dreamy expressions instantly appeared on the dirty faces of Wang Da and others.
"Ouch!"
A group of people called out and gathered around Li Miao.
“Let’s go, let’s register for temporary resident status now.”
"Here comes the big meat bun."
"Hehe, boss, I suddenly felt like I came to heaven from hell. There are big meaty buns. I stepped on my horse and resurrected directly on the spot."
"Do you want the Resurrection Armor? You're just playing a game."
Only Wang Da still retained some sense. From the moment they walked in, they found that this place was too beautiful.
Especially the harmonious relationship between people.
If it weren't for the topics these people discuss and the things these people buy and sell.
Most Wang thought there was no apocalypse here.
The last days belong to the outside.
But as the saying goes, the more venomous the snake, the better the color.
This base was the same, it made them feel so good, so good that Wang Da couldn't believe it and suspected that he was dreaming.
Wang Da grabbed one of his team members.
"Boss, what's wrong? Let's rush for Big Meat Bun. Run at a sprint speed of 100 meters. If you don't run yourself, why are you wasting my time?"
The team members looked at their captain with disgust.
"It's true that the big meat buns are not active when they are in front of you, they are not active when eating, and they have problems with their thinking. Do you know?"
"boom!"
Wang Da slapped the team member on the head, and then slapped him a few more times without mercy.
While beating him, he cursed: "I asked you to be a big meat bun. I made you a big meat bun. I think you are like a bun when you step on the horse. How did you survive until now in the last days when you have no sense of caution at all?"
"Isn't it up to you?" The teammate said confidently.
"."
Wang Da almost couldn't help but kneel down and shout to the sky, whose teammate this is, whoever takes it, he doesn't want it.
"Let me ask you, how is this base?" Wang Da took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
"It's not bad." The team member paused, and in Wang Da's sparkling eyes, he said honestly: "Very good, very good, very good, like a peerless beauty among a group of ugly women, so good It’s like eating fireworks from the human world.”
"That's all you can do." Wang Da sighed: "This base is so good inside and out. It's so good, don't you think there's something wrong with it?"
"Didn't your mother teach you that the more beautiful something is, the more poisonous it is? Don't you have any brains to suspect that this is a trap for us?"
Teammates were frightened by Wang Da's questions and said blankly: "Zhang Wuji and I are not twin brothers. How could a mother say that? My mother would only tell me that people like you are just waiting to die. Any girl who is pretty will dislike you."
"." Wang Da instantly felt that he was wrong. He should not have pampered the brains of these idiots so much and allowed them to evolve from mentally retarded to pig-brained.
"It's just, boss, although I think a lot of your analysis makes some sense, but our team wanders outside all day long and is so poor that we can't even use the water to wash our hands. Why are they deceiving us with such a big battle?"
The teammate sighed: "If you can make me a big meat bun, you are cheating me, and I admit it. My richest thing is my body, whoever wants to use it can take it. For the big meat bun, I will put my body in any position." Can."
"Go away, I'm telling you, half of us will apply for temporary resident certificates later, and the other half will be safe and don't do it for now. Let me check the situation first."
"For the sake of the safety of other members of our team, it is up to me to do such a dangerous thing. I am willing to devote myself to the team and die." The team members looked generous and generous, and Wang Da was not moved at all.
He just felt that his teammates were hopeless.
Like a dung beetle whose eyes were blinded by a flower girl.
Useless!
A hot chicken!
Wang Da cursed and said: "Don't beep for me here. Go quietly and tell other teammates and let them decide before going to the management office."
Li Miao glanced back suspiciously and saw Wang Da leading a teammate walking slower and slower.
He stopped and said: "Let's wait for Wang Da first. It will be bad if he and a brother get lost later. The base is so big, although there is no danger, it is just in case."
"Hey, why did you stop? We can't wait to register for temporary resident status." Wang Da walked over as if nothing had happened and his tone of voice was very natural.
His teammates glanced at Wang Da from behind, filled with admiration.
I didn't expect that their captain, an idiot with many ideas, could still be so good at acting.
No wonder I once had a dream of becoming a star. It turned out that I had my own talents and skills.
If it weren't for the end of the world, he firmly believed that their captain could become an 18th-tier Internet celebrity based on his acting skills.
"Waiting for you guys, let's go, we'll be there soon." Li Miao was just sensitive and felt something was strange, but he glanced at Wang Da's expression.
Well, my expression is normal, so I should be overthinking it.
Coming?
When Wang Da heard these three words, he felt as if the prison chief had said that he would give them, the condemned prisoners, a good meal right away.
With the beauty of exposing this falsehood in his heart, he followed Li Miao bravely.
"If you don't just register a temporary identity, how can the captain get out of the atmosphere of heroic sacrifice?" A teammate muttered in his heart, and then his attention returned to the big meat bun.
"After the registration is completed, I immediately ran back to the mission hall to buy big meat buns. I happened to have some crystal nuclei here."
"And me, I'm going to go too. It's been a long time since I've eaten. In this bastard's apocalypse, I don't know what day I'm going to burp. I said I'd eat a good meal before I burped."
"That's right, this world would be boring without delicious food."
"You mean you don't need beautiful women? Competing hand speed for many years?"
"Fuck, food or beauty, choose one of the two, what do you choose?"
"I can only choose one, so I'd choose delicious food. After all, even a handsome man can make do without beauties. As long as there are big meaty buns, everything is not difficult. We are already adults and we must learn to appreciate men."
Li Miao: ". Why do you have to choose one or the other? Adults want both. Like me, I plan to get both. As long as my points are high enough, what kind of beauty doesn't exist?"
He really didn't understand the way Wang Da and his brothers liked to embarrass themselves.
A group of people came to the temporary resident management office laughing and joking.
Li Miao said: "Please register the information for them all. They will all become temporary residents of our base."
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Wang Da quickly kicked one of his teammates.
This is a team member who was informed not to join the base for the time being. He looked troubled and said in a weak mosquito voice: "I like to be bohemian. I don't plan to become a temporary resident of the base for the time being. I am just here to replenish some supplies and rest for two days. Later, Still have to go.”
After the teammate said this in his mind, he silently said, "I can't hear you, I can't hear you."
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