The End of the World: Starting from Taking in the Neighbor’s Wife

The fat young man who aroused public anger and was beaten up was a member of the guard team.

"Stop, stop! Stop it!"

As the captain of the guard team, Lin Lili immediately separated the crowd and stopped the farce.

"Woo woo woo, captain!"

The fat man got up from the ground with a bruised face.

He held the corner of the table next to him, looked at Lin Lili gratefully, and his eyes were filled with tears.

Luo Ren also cast a gratified look at Lin Lili. He didn't expect that in just two days, his wife would become such a protective captain.

But the next second...

"You can't kill people by hitting like this!"

"You should use some force like me, understand?"

Lin Lili said.

Holding the back collar of the fat man's clothes with one hand, she clenched her pink fist with the other hand and punched the fat belly of the other party heavily!

"Wow!"

The fat man suddenly looked painful, holding his belly and almost couldn't stand.

With his physique and the fat in his belly, he played a good buffering role. He didn't feel any pain when ordinary men punched him.

He never took the little fist of a girl hitting his chest seriously!

But Lin Lili is not an ordinary woman. She is an awakener and has just been promoted to level 2.

With one punch, three adult men can't beat her!

"Ahem, I heard that you are called... Fatty?"

Luo Ren also walked up and looked at the fat young man.

He had a slight impression of this person. In the morning group battle, this fat man was 1.9 meters tall and as strong as an ox.

Wielding a shovel, he took advantage of his teammates to help him contain the zombie and flattened the head of a level 1 zombie!

Therefore, Luo Ren thought that the fat young man was a good candidate for a warrior.

If he could become an awakener in the future, his combat effectiveness would probably be within the same level and he would rarely meet an opponent!

But now it seems that he thinks the fat man is eloquent and good at speaking.

Compared to being a warrior, it seems more suitable to be a crosstalk?

"Oh no, no, no, Boss Luo, just call me Xiao Pang!"

The fat man waved his hands in fear and trepidation, and he didn't even care about the pain.

You know, the one in front of him is the owner of the entire mansion!

Among the three awakeners in the mansion, everyone respects Lin Lili and is close to Han Suiru, but they are more afraid of Luo Ren!

This is because, even though they are both awakened, there are still differences!

Obviously, Luo Ren's strength is better than the two women, otherwise, the two women are also awakened, why should they obey him?

There is only one possibility, that is, Luo Ren's level is very high!

Coupled with the fat man's exaggerated rumors, everyone looked at Luo Ren as if he was looking at a peerless beast!

"Fuck..."

Luo Ren found a pair of terrified eyes around him, and his mouth twitched repeatedly.

People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

In just one meal, his reputation has been persecuted to this point? !

"Little Fatty, you are so brave. You drink in broad daylight and dare to slander your boss when you are drunk?"

"Everyone listen to me, the person who killed the monster this time was Captain Lin, and I just assisted from the side."

Luo Ren's eyes condensed, with a hint of anger.

"Huh?"

Lin Lili was surprised when she heard it.

Looking at her husband, her beautiful eyes were full of light, and the corners of her mouth could not help but rise, with a sense of happiness.

At that time, only Lin Lili and Luo Ren were the first to regain their vision.

Now Luo Ren gave the greatest credit to herself, and the others believed it without a doubt and applauded her!

After all, compared to Xiao Pang, everyone must be more willing to believe what Luo Ren said!

"Ahem, if you want to know anything in the future, just come and ask me directly."

"We all live under the same roof, and we see each other every day. Are you afraid that I will eat you?"

Luo Ren joked.

Hahaha~

The atmosphere in the restaurant suddenly changed from tense to cheerful.

"Huh! My image is finally saved."

He glanced around, his eyes focused on the female survivors.

You know, Luo Ren established the captain and group leader system to disperse power, in addition to facilitating management and avoiding trivial matters.

There is also a personal reason - it is convenient to pick up girls!

There is no way, he doesn't want to flirt with girls (huh?), who made him run into an unruly system!

Therefore, Luo Ren needs to maintain a good image of being handsome and elegant.

In this way, he doesn't even need to take the initiative

, it will naturally attract young ladies and wives to come and fawn on him.

Who would have thought that due to the outrageous rumors spread by Xiaopang, he has become a scourge in the eyes of young ladies and wives!

"Boss, I, I didn't drink alcohol, I drank barley tea!"

"I'm just allergic to tea polyphenols, I won't dare to do it again, boss!"

The fat man quickly bowed to apologize.

"Humph, you dare to make up stories about Luo Ren, what else can you not dare to do?"

Lin Lili, who was standing aside, did not necessarily protect her subordinates, but she loved her husband very much.

Immediately, her eyebrows were raised slightly, and her tone was cold, and it seemed that she was not going to let Xiaopang off.

"Hey, I didn't mean to do that, it was purely an occupational disease!"

"Occupational disease? What did you do before?"

Luo Ren heard that Xiaopang's voice was quite funny, so he became interested.

The fat man pulled out a folding fan from behind his buttocks, and the word "donkey" was written on the fan.

Although he was beaten black and blue, he still looked cool and showed a silly smile:

"Report to the boss, I am a crosstalk actor from the Delu Club in Jianghai City. It's a holiday now, and I want to travel to Qiuming Mountain Scenic Area."

"As a result, many zombies appeared in the resort, and then I was caught by the son of the village director."

"I am not good at anything, and I eat everything without leaving anything, so..."

Soon, the fat man's stand-up monologue made everyone laugh.

Including Luo Ren and the three beautiful women around him.

It turns out that this little fat man, although he looks 1.9 meters tall and big and strong.

But in fact, his personality is more like a funny one, and he is also very afraid of death, and he doesn't want to fight zombies at all!

However, food is more important to him than life. He was very excited when he heard that the combatants could enjoy the first-class meals.

Last night, he was brainwashed by Luo Ren's top PUA speech. Therefore, in order to eat well and have enough food, he resolutely joined the guard team!

The food of the guard team is excellent, with two meat dishes, one vegetable dish and one soup, and rice and steamed buns are enough to fill you up.

But even so, the fat young man, a glutton, is still not satisfied, so he thought of the idea of ​​returning to his old job, wandering between the tables, eating and drinking for free!

Due to the limited ingredients in the kitchen, the meals prepared for each table are not necessarily the same, which just allows him to taste the chefs' various exquisite craftsmanship!

"Fuck? You kid, you have a very comfortable life!"

"How about this, in the future, at lunch and dinner, you will tell crosstalk to everyone."

"As a reward, I can give you two cans of beef canned food every day!"

Luo Ren's eyes lit up.

Before the apocalypse, the tickets to the German Donkey Club cost several thousand yuan each, and he couldn't afford it!

But now, there is a crosstalk artist living in his home, and two cans of beef can keep him entertained for a whole day!