The entertainment industry shouldn't be like this

Chapter 96 Taking off (please order first)

On the afternoon of September 30th, the premiere of "My Sassy Girl" was held.

The Wang and Shen families, except An An, who was still in mixed kindergarten, all came to watch the movie to support.

Speaking of which, they were the first audience to "review" the script of "My Sassy Girl", so they were very interested in the finished film!

Wang Wei and Shen Zhenyi did not steal the limelight from the crew, and sat quietly in the theater with their families, waiting for the movie to be screened.

Soon, the theater went dark, the screen lit up, and the movie started.

It starts with an empty mirror, and then the story begins calmly through the perspective of the male protagonist A Niu's memories.

Aniu, who was admitted to graduate school, received a call from his aunt when he was taking his graduation photos. The camera quickly and ably explained his growth experience - he was raised as a girl by his parents who liked girls since he was a child, and his personality was relatively biased. weak……

After attending a friend's party, the male protagonist was urged by a call from his mother to go to his aunt's house to see her, and then confessed that his aunt's son, his cousin, passed away last year, and his aunt wanted to introduce him to a girlfriend. .

Waiting for the train at the subway station, I met a drunk girl and had a love monologue in my heart. The story unfolded quickly——

After questioning the male protagonist the next day, the girl got drunk again, so the male protagonist had to take her back to the hotel to spend the night again;

When the male protagonist put the girl down on the bed, he could no longer bear the smell of alcohol and sweat all over him, so he chose to take a shower. However, when he left the bathroom wearing a bath towel, he was suddenly broken into by two female police officers. Aimed at the head with a gun!

At this point, the narrative task of the first paragraph is completed, explaining the cause and effect relationship between the male and female protagonists.

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What's more, the movie doesn't choose to stick to the clichés to the end.

None of them are too high-end jokes, but when the audience is completely immersed in the atmosphere of the movie, even a simple combination of jokes can make you full of expectations and burst into laughter.

"Did you hear that? Raise your hands!"

At this moment, the most touching scene in the entire movie finally arrived——

Sure enough, "Did I let you hug me?"

This is not over yet.

The most rare thing is that every time the male protagonist is beaten, the person who laughs the loudest is the man in the theater.

This also seems to portend a bad outcome.

However, if this movie could easily fulfill the audience's wishes, it would not move you to tears one second and make you dumbfounded the next.

It happened that the relationship between the two reached its peak at this time. The hero gave roses to the girl while she played the piano, and the two wore bachelor's attire and went to the ballroom to have fun... It was all too romantic, but every audience member couldn't help but feel excited when they saw it. Heart-wrenching.

Even the few family members who had read the script, like most people in the theater, couldn't control themselves and laughed so hard that they were basically completely involved in the story.

Mr. Shen also clapped his hands and nodded: "As a grown man, I have read the script and was moved emotionally by the film. The filming was great!"

The whole theater burst into laughter for the first time!

Even Wang Wei, who had seen it countless times, subconsciously smiled.

The worries in their hearts seemed to be driven away instantly, and many viewers were staggering with laughter at this unexpected twist.

The girl said: "You may not believe it, but I met a man from the future."

There were chuckles from time to time in the theater.

The drunk girl fiercely yelled at a male passenger to give up her seat to the old man, and then vomited on the old man wearing a wig. However, the blame was transferred to the male protagonist by the old man.

Without saying a word, the male protagonist went up and hugged the girl, and the two hugged each other tightly.

As the song "Canon" played, the two people clasped their hands under the table.

Each of these sentences is actually "I like you"!

"Looks great!"

No, a child in the subway drew a line with his mother's lipstick, and the two made a bet: If the pedestrian crosses the lipstick line with his left leg first, the man loses, and if the pedestrian crosses the lipstick line first, the woman loses.

Well, the ending is happy and perfect.

The male protagonist hopes to change her behavior, but this extremely innocent girl becomes so violent that she can't stand it when she gets angry, and the results are unexpected every time.

As expected, the love between the two was hindered by the girl's family!

The whole story, from its original lightness and joy, suddenly cast a shadow.

At the same time, most of the people in the industry who were invited to attend the premiere either had smiles on their faces or solemn faces, but they had the same emotion in their hearts -

On the screen, the heroine couldn't help but burst into tears. She suddenly stood up and left, frantically searching for the departing figure of the hero on the street.

The girl arrived a year late, and learned from an old man what happened that year. It turned out that the tree died, and the male protagonist planted another similar tree. Moreover, she also dug out the time capsule and read the male protagonist's story.

letter.

Then, a big slap!

When she wanted to know how deep the lake was, she pushed the male protagonist into the water and only rescued him when he was almost submerged;

When she asked the man what he wanted to drink in a coffee shop, she asked the waiter for two cups of coffee after answering with Coke;

When I took her to the amusement park late at night to give her a birthday surprise, I met a fugitive and became a hostage...

If she says she wants to kill you, don't take it seriously;

If her shoes are uncomfortable, change them with her;

Finally, she likes writing, so encourage her..."

The male protagonist’s voice continues:

This cannot be achieved simply by making jokes. You must successfully combine warm love and hilarious jokes to make the vast majority of the male audience accept such a "savage girlfriend".

The male protagonist worked hard to find a hotel with the girl on his back. The hotel owner's eyes flicked back and forth between him and the girl, with his mean little eyes and the words, "I understand!" It made me laugh again.

Few viewers.

Needless to say, Ms. Wang and Ms. Jiang had excitement on their faces: “This film was even better than I imagined!”

So, with a pop, the anti-wolf spray sprayed him, causing him to yell "Ah" and fall down.

She was looking for her at the station, but he got into the elevator...

Be mentally prepared to go to jail;

On the appointed day, the girl did not come as promised. He dug out the time capsule alone and read her love story - her ex-boyfriend had passed away, and his mother insisted on introducing a boyfriend to her.

As for Shen Zhenyi, she looked at Wang Wei with crooked eyebrows and her admiring eyes were clearly discernible.

At this moment, I can't help but feel emotional.

He looked bitter, ashamed and irritable, and almost cried. In the end, he lowered his hands and covered his exposure first.

Destiny will eventually come, the buried letters and agreements between the two, the girl's impossible-to-hear confession from across the mountain, and the strange farewell at the station... all made the audience tangle with each other.

The male protagonist sent the girl home and tried to kiss the girl downstairs. Seeing that the first kiss was about to come, the girl stepped back and pressed the doorbell with her shoulder. The father suddenly interrupted him with "Who is that?"

This sweetness.

She wants to find the male protagonist.

Is it really free?

The male protagonist is on a blind date, and the girl is dating a successful man. Just when the audience thinks that this movie is going to be tragic or bloody, another hilarious scene strikes.

He quickly raised his hand again.

"Don't move, raise your hands!"

“If she hits you, be sure to pretend it hurts; if it really hurts, pretend it doesn’t hurt at all;

At this point in the movie, the audience is all looking forward to the two of them coming together sweetly.

As for why it's said to be "more than half", it's because there's an emotional reversal in the second half of the plot, and laughter is no longer the main selling point.

Having achieved this, there is no doubt that this movie has been more than half successful!

When the two were dating, the girl's high heels rubbed her feet, so she asked to change shoes and forced the hero to put on her high heels and run in the park...

She was searching on the street, but he turned his back to the street and poured himself a glass of wine;

The girl called the male protagonist on the radio, and the male protagonist, who was imitating the dangerous look when he saw the girl for the first time, seemed to have heard the call and locked his eyes on the radio speaker.

——This is not just Zhuang Geng’s credit. Wang Wei’s restrained and simple editing perfectly controlled the rhythm of the story.

The male protagonist subconsciously raised his hand, and then the towel fell to the floor. He quickly lowered his hand to cover it.

Shen Zhenyi also pursed her lips and raised her head slightly, as if she was afraid that she would shed tears as soon as she lowered her head. Wang Wei silently handed over the tissue paper that had been prepared...

The family members around Wang Wei all stood up and applauded.

Even though Wang Wei knew that this was an excellent movie and had received heartfelt recognition from his family, he still couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Turning his head and looking to the other side, the male protagonist's face was not only bitter, but also bitter.

Now, it’s up to the market to test.

But just when victory was about to be harvested, a command from the leading officer instantly changed the ending. The male protagonist's extremely miserable expression made almost all the audience burst into tears.

After being unable to find anyone, the girl had an idea and rushed into the operations room of the subway station!

The audience who were still crying suddenly cheered up, and the expectations in their hearts rose again.

I saw a man on crutches walking over. The camera looked down and the audience could clearly see that the passenger on crutches had an injury to his right leg and was curled up and afraid to land - only his left leg could walk. The man

The Lord will definitely lose.

Combined with the foreshadowing at the beginning, many viewers immediately thought that the male protagonist's aunt turned out to be the mother of the girl's ex-boyfriend.

After the breakup, the male protagonist made changes, learned to play tennis, swimming, and kendo, wrote their story and became famous.

Before the audience could show their satisfied smile, the girl pushed the male protagonist away, and the audience, who were already extremely familiar with her character, shrank their necks in unison.

On the 100-day anniversary of knowing each other, be sure to send a rose to her class, she will like it very much;

Be sure to learn fencing and squash;

When the audience's mood has reached rock bottom and they thought the story was about to end, in the coffee shop, the aunt appeared and helped connect the two people.

The male protagonist continues to enjoy the joy of love while being beaten and scolded, while the audience enjoys the joy of watching jokes while being beaten and scolded——

As expected, they encountered strong opposition from the girl's parents and eventually broke up.

But, there are two policewomen opposite!

The male and female protagonists began a wonderful and hilarious relationship.

At this time, a group of goose-stepping soldiers came over. By calculating the distance and stride length, the male protagonist secretly discovered that he was going to win.

Lin Chuhan just said two words: "It's done!"

When the audience is completely emotional, let it be vulgar.

Soon, the first hilarious point appeared.

——Zhuang Geng’s ability to make jokes is fully demonstrated in this paragraph.

The story continues.

The hero and heroine practiced tennis, but the hero was hit by the tennis ball every time and was beaten badly;

The soundtrack sounded, a soft and emotional piece of music.

It's cliché, but so what does it matter?

In the bathroom, the girl that the hero wanted to have sex with just now was actually peeing standing up!

The male protagonist, who had not yet finished urinating, broke his guard and cried loudly!

But at this time, the male protagonist’s phone number could no longer be reached.

And the more he cried, the more the audience burst into laughter.

Some frowned, some laughed, but in the end, the girl's words, "Fool! Won't you run away?" soothed their moods.

Amidst the expectations, prayers, and blessings of all the viewers, finally, the male and female protagonists met in the operations room.

Ms. Wang’s tears were high enough, but when she looked sideways, her eyes were also red. Lin Chuhan beside her shook her hand;

Ms. Jiang was already crying so much that her shoulders were shrugging. Mr. Shen couldn't help but half-hug her in his arms, patting her shoulders gently to comfort her.

Even if the scene shifts to the heroine's date, at least the audience's hearts are no longer as heavy as before.

——It takes almost three minutes to make a short story, and five minutes to make a big story. One baggage after another makes you unable to stop laughing.

Not to mention other viewers, even several family members who had read the script in advance and knew the plot well were moved by it.

After going around and around, everything seemed to fall into place.

He originally wanted to leave the drunk girl at the subway station, but when he walked out of the subway gate, he couldn't help but go back and reluctantly paid for the ticket while being watched closely by the staff.

There is still one last scene in the movie, but the auditorium, infected by the emotion of completeness, has already erupted with sparse applause, which slowly turned into thunderous applause.

The male protagonist tells the girl’s date that they should remember ten rules:

“First, don’t try to make her gentle;

Second, don’t let her drink more than three drinks, she will hit someone;

Always drink coffee in a cafe, never order Coke or orange juice;”

The innocent male protagonist was forced to shoulder a blame that did not belong to him.

In the car, the male protagonist has a psychological monologue: She no longer needs me, I am free.

However, this is just an appetizer.

The sudden gag within a gag made many viewers laugh until their stomachs hurt.

The male protagonist sent the girl home, accidentally took out the condom in his pocket, and was picked up by the girl's father - a burden that should have been hilarious, but even the audience who laughed was frowning and laughing.

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Dunhuang is afraid it will happen again this time!

If a movie achieves everything in "laughing" and "moving", the audience will be willing to buy it.

And this film is both laughable and touching!

If it doesn't take off, who can?

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Let’s start with a big chapter, then continue writing and updating~

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