The Era of Immortal Cultivation
Chapter 22 Gang Leader Qiao’s Hand Chicken Press Conference
In early December, the chief helmsman of the Beggar Clan.
"One palm burns the sky and boils the mountains and seas! The leader of the Beggar Clan..."
Qiao Feng drowsily picked up the hand chicken placed on the bedside.
After listening to the 30-second commercial boasting about himself, he took the cock, closed his eyes and took a long breath:
"Brother Ren, it's just Yin Shi (5 o'clock)! Aren't you practicing at Yin Shi five o'clock? Let me sleep a little longer!"
Li Hao's voice on the other end of the hand chicken was a little louder, and he yelled:
"Why should I sleep? I have a meeting at noon today and will practice for half an hour early today.
Gang Leader Qiao, can you sleep?
Think about your great ambition to benefit the world! Think about the hundreds of thousands of beggar brothers who rely on you for food! Think about the realm beyond the true form!
How can you sleep at your age?"
"Ha~ah~" Qiao Feng yawned and turned over to get up.
In fact, with his skill, he can avoid such things as sleeping. However, maintaining an ordinary person's life, habits and even shortcomings can make him feel that he is still a human being.
He suddenly raised his spirits and used the 'dust removal magic' taught by Brother Ren to quickly and easily clean up the contaminated debris. When Qiao Feng left the small courtyard, he saw Brother Ren and the young man named Dugu waiting outside the door.
.
This brother has learned a lot of weird martial arts. Let’s not talk about whether he is strong or not. After learning it for more than a month, Qiao Feng’s vision has been greatly broadened.
For being able to share martial arts knowledge so selflessly, Brother Ren is truly one of the few generous people in the world!
While thinking about it, Qiao Feng gave a half salute and then joked: "Mr. Ren, what kind of martial arts are you learning today?"
Li Hao gave up and said: "Gang leader, today's martial arts can greatly increase the strength of the palm!"
"Oh?"
As soon as these words came out, Qiao Feng's interest greatly increased.
He is already famous all over the world for his powerful palm power, so he is naturally more interested in martial arts that can enhance his palm skills.
"What I want to learn today is a Kung Fu called Ruhe Quan, which can increase the power of the punch through the vibration of the five chest muscles." (This type of boxing really exists)
While speaking, Li Hao glanced at Qiao Feng's rare and generous chest, and nodded with satisfaction: This Kung Fu from Wei Ni will definitely be carried forward in his hands!
......
At noon, Dugu was looking at Qiao Feng who was doing breast fist with jealous eyes.
Looking at his husband's eyes of satisfaction and admiration, and then comparing the gap between himself and Gang Leader Qiao, Dugu couldn't help but feel sad: I'm afraid I won't be able to make up for this gap in my lifetime.
While he was lamenting, a member of the gang ran up to Dugu and pulled him to report:
"Yamashita reported that there is something that needs to be decided by the gang leader."
The seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's door.
My husband is now Gao Qiu and Cai Jing of this beggar gang, occupying almost all the time of the gang leader.
Anyone who wants to report to the gang leader must go through him first, and thus he seems to have become a prominent figure in the Beggar Gang.
Dugu listened to the gang members' reports with emotion, then trotted to Li Hao, who was sleeping in a rocking chair under the tree, and whispered:
"Sir! The famous Guan Yu descendant Da Dao Guan Sheng is going to take office in Pudong. When he was passing by Luoyang, a thief stole the Qinglong Yanyue Sword and his BMW. Now he has come to my beggar gang to get the BMW back!
”
"BMW, the horse is gone?" Li Hao opened his eyes and asked doubtfully:
"Didn't you say that both the sword and the horse were lost? Why are you looking for the horse?"
"Sir, the Qinglong Yanyue Sword was passed down by Guan Yu. It has a weapon spirit and I found it myself. But this BMW has no weapon spirit!"
"Isn't the BMW useful? It should be thrown away!" Li Hao had phlegm stuck in his throat. He spat it on the ground unhygienicly and said casually:
"If the BMW is gone, it's gone! What kind of horse can't be ridden? You ask the gang to pick a thousand-mile horse and send it over to befriend him. BMW, just let it go!"
"No!"
......
"Gang leader, it's almost time! The meeting is about to begin!"
Qiao Feng practiced Ruhequan all morning, and he was full of nerves and beaming with joy.
This skill is indeed suitable for him and is of great benefit to him.
It smelled like a meeting was about to begin, so Qiao Feng reluctantly punched all the way, and then dried the sweat on his body and tightened his clothes around his chest.
"Let's go, Elder Ren!"
Following Qiao Feng into the Beggar Clan's meeting square, Li Hao was instantly stung by the smoke and quickly shut down his sense of smell before he felt better.
From the six nine-bag elders to the eight-bag elders, the helmsman, and the altar master... there are hundreds of beggars surrounding them. Can the smell be good?
Qiao Feng's face remained normal, he strode to the center of the beggars, sat down on a high ground, and said loudly:
"Brothers! Have you tried this hand chicken? Is it easy to use?"
"It's easy to use!" "It's a real artifact!" "It's so awesome"... The beggars praised it one after another.
"That's good!" Qiao Feng nodded, considered it for a moment, and then said loudly:
"This chicken has already laid eggs for the fourth generation, numbering in the thousands. It is only December now, and by the end of the year all the eggs of the fifth generation will have been laid.
Just after the new year, each branch will bring eggs back and give a small amount to the sects we have become friends with.
After the sixth generation is born in March, all the core disciples of the gang will be equipped with hand chickens. In addition, the excess hand chickens will be sold at low prices. It is necessary to spread the hand chickens quickly in the Song, Liao and Xixia kingdoms!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole place exploded.
Some smart people can vaguely realize that the reproduction speed of these chickens is much faster than imagined; the chicken opening advertisement of hand chickens is quite clever.
But the Beggar Clan is mostly made up of rough guys who have never read any books. At the moment, some people are clamoring that the use and proliferation should be restricted to gain an intelligence advantage...
After waiting for the people below to finish raising their doubts and opinions, Qiao Feng did not have time to answer these questions one by one. Instead, he stood up directly and shouted: "Quiet!"
In an instant, all the beggars were silent, the crows were silent and the birds were silent.
Qiao Feng stood tall and tall, with wisps of breeze blowing his messy hair, showing off his domineering attitude!
He said decisively:
"This matter has been decided. We must spread this chicken! We must spread it all over the world and not just the Beggar Clan! This is my decision, Qiao Feng!"
After saying this, Qiao Feng looked around, everyone he looked at bowed their heads, and then whispered: "Just do as I say!"
"No!"
More than a hundred people were in uniform, obeying orders.
Looking at the majestic and ambitious Qiao Feng and the members of the Beggar Clan who were impressed by his courage, Li Hao silently looked at Dugu next to him, who had stars in his eyes, and felt a little sad.
Why don’t I have the aura to bow to others as soon as I insert my hands?
......
Of course, it is impossible for the Beggar Clan to hold a year-end summary meeting and only discuss the matter of hand chicken.
We welcome 'Ren Feizheng' played by Li Hao to join the Beggar Clan family, report on the work of various branches and forums, and work plans for next year... After discussing many matters, it was in the afternoon that we just left.
After the show ended, Li Hao grabbed an elder and asked:
"Elder Liu, where are the storytellers and disciples with nice voices that I asked you to invite?"
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