In the autumn of the 30th year of Jiajing, a fire broke out in Qingcheng Mountain. No one except the surrounding people and the Abandoned Sword Hall paid attention to it.

The really hot topic in the world during this period was Li Chunguang's "Refuting the Theory of Demonic Concubines" written by Hanlin Li Chunguang, which pointed out that Liu Huan, who had just become a noble concubine, was a person who brought disaster to the country and the people.

Emperor Jiajing was furious and issued seven imperial edicts in one day, sending the number one scholar in Jiajing's twenty-sixth year to the most remote mountainous area in Lingnan.

Before the court discussion had subsided, in winter, Emperor Jiajing wanted to make Concubine Liu the queen on the grounds that it had been three years since Empress Xiaoliefang's death and the country could not live without a mother for a day.

Jiajing's attitude was resolute, and the ministers in the cabinet and the court officials naturally strongly opposed it. The two sides were fighting fiercely, and they could not care about the people's livelihood.

In the thirty-first year, the pirate king Zhi led his troops to attack Jiaxing; the White Lotus Sect rose up in Guangdong and Guangxi with great momentum; the barbarians plundered the border in the north; the giant bandit "Laonode" was in Sichuan, whistling in the mountains and forests...

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For a time, war broke out all over the world, suggesting a change of dynasties.

However, all this has nothing to do with Li Hao, who lives in Huashan.

The Huashan faction sent Lawnold to serve as a green forest hero in the middle of Shu, and the fleet going to Japan was robbed by Wang Zhi... What does this have to do with Mr. Li?

He has completely become an otaku. He teaches and perfects self-destruction martial arts in the mountains every day. In his spare time, he practices swordsmanship and recites Taoist scriptures. He lives a carefree life.

The benefits that should be taken from this world have been taken, and he does not need to worry too much about the development and growth of Jianghu Daily and Self-explosion Martial Arts.

The most important thing is that I met Ren Woxing when I went down the mountain to Qingcheng last time. What if I meet Dongfang Bubai next time?

A dog only has one life, there is no benefit, so just play it safe!

Of course, there is another reason why he is unwilling to go down the mountain:

Elf girl’s stockings are now a hit!

This is a good thing.

But when the entire world, from the 80-year-old grandfather who was buried in the grave to the 40-year-old 300-pound bodybuilder, all wears black and white flesh-colored mesh silk, walking around the world is really a kind of torture for him.

In this way, self-destruction Taoist Li Qinghao waited peacefully until the survival mission was completed, and then suddenly turned into a rainbow while teaching his disciples one day!

At the same time, the elf girl Yang Li, who was honored as the Silk Stocking Fairy in the world, was also missing.

But these two things were small things. On the same day, something happened that changed the world.

……

Emperor Jiajing was lying on the dragon chair, feeling very tired.

This time I stood up, I felt that the resistance to the imperial meeting was greater than when I first came to the throne, but I am no longer the powerless young man I was back then.

After all, I won!

A newspaper announcing the news to the world has been published and Huan'er is already her queen!

Thinking of Huan'er, an unknown fire poured into his mind from his lower body, and he immediately became more energetic, "Go to Concubine Liu, no, to the Queen's Palace."

Now, apart from Huan'er, no concubine no matter how young and beautiful he is in the harem can make him stand up, only Huan'er!

Only Huan'er!

Jiajing's eyes were red, but he had no consciousness.

"Huan'er!" After blocking the left and right, Jiajing couldn't bear it any longer and asked for Huan.

"Your Majesty, please don't worry. I have just learned a new skill. How about I show it to you?"

"Okay, okay!" Jiajing thought that his beloved concubine wanted to "reward" him because he promoted her to the position of queen, and it was natural.

But what he couldn't see was the resentment leaking from the corners of Huan'er's eyes when she lowered her head.

"This move is called the Painful Soul-Eating Palm!" Huan'er struck out with a palm, and Emperor Jiajing immediately fell into a trance.

At first, Li Hao wanted to create a Green Oil Lost Soul Palm based on the Sad Soul Palm, but he failed to succeed. However, he mentioned it a few times when he taught Liu Huan and Elf Girl Ancient Tomb Martial Arts.

Later, after many ups and downs, Huan'er finally created a palm technique based on this.

In this palm technique, you must firmly believe that you are a male, and then use the female body to experience all the nothingness, and derive the magic from the difference between yin and yang.

As a result, a man's self-perception can be used as fuel to use the endless emotions of humiliation, shame, anger, and sense of betrayal when he endures the various feelings of a woman's body to use the sadistic soul-eating palm.

As long as the strange feeling between body and mind exists, the palm technique can always be effective.

Jiajing himself had no knowledge of martial arts, so he was captured by the divine will of this palm and immediately fell into a dream...

He turned into a short and incompetent old man selling cakes. One day, when he returned from selling cakes, he heard a young and beautiful wife playing with a man in the house. He wanted to scold him angrily, but his legs weakened and he lay down at the door...

He became a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, living with his widowed mother, but one day he accidentally discovered...

He turned into a young girl who had just entered the palace and was insulted by an ugly man who looked a bit like Jiajing...

He became a circumcised eunuch, who was killed by an old eunuch because he was young and tender...

Huan'er disappeared into the palace, and Jiajing finally woke up after a long time.

But, he is crazy.

……

In the thirty-first year of Jiajing, the emperor went crazy.

In the thirty-second year of Jiajing, the world was in great rebellion.

In the thirty-seventh year of Jiajing, Ning Qingyu led his troops to attack the capital. The Ming Dynasty was destroyed and the country became famous.

In the 18th year of Dahua, Ning Qingyu passed away as the "president" in Yue Buqiong.

In the 42nd year of the Great China, Yue Buqiong passed on his disciple Chong'er.

In the 98th year of Dahua, Curry Yang.

"Fire! Fire! Let these barbaric orientals know how powerful we Dutch are!"

On the Curry Ocean, the two fleets were exchanging fire.

"Uncle Yuan, the enemy's artillery fire is too fierce."

The person who is called Uncle Yuan is none other than the great disciple of the current Holy President, Yuan Chengzhi!

"Don't panic!" Although Yuan Chengzhi was in adversity, he remained calm.

He straightened his middle-parted hairstyle and lifted his suspenders. The stroke was to reduce wind resistance, and the suspenders were used to fit the flying wings.

"Take my fifth-generation semi-flying wing, Kunpeng, and prepare anti-aircraft guns.

"No!"

The men hurriedly put on the flying wings for him, and finally buttoned the suspenders and wing clothes together.

Moving his body, Yuan Chengzhi used a bone-shrinking technique and retracted his whole body directly into the barrel.

"Fire!" the adjutant ordered, and with a loud boom, Yuan Chengzhi and his flying wings were shot out as cannonballs.

With the help of cannons, Yuan Chengzhi quickly approached the Dutch fleet.

Stretch your body in the air, unfold the exquisite flying wings, and lift it to an altitude of more than 200 meters where gunpowder guns cannot hit it. The rest is simply destroyed.

Qigong cannon, shock wave, body-shattering sword energy, over-the-horizon Qi cannon, and finally got so excited that Yuan Chengzhi even pulled out a section of the metal pipe in his body and tried the electromagnetic gun newly developed by the Chuan Gong Institute.<

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The effect is quite explosive!

The entire Dutch fleet was cut into pieces in less than a quarter of an hour, and these red-haired men were also buried in the belly of the fish.

After this battle, the land of great food will be exclusively owned by Dahua.

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More than a month later, Chong'er, who received the good news from the front, felt no emotion in his heart as "President Saint Munsei Taketoku Hiroshihito."

Dahua originated from a martial arts sect of the Huashan sect, so it is naturally full of martial virtues. Over the years, it has fought with various countries in Nanyang, Dayang, and Daxiyang, with few defeats.

It's just the Dutch who can show off their power in the West, but how can they compete with our self-destructing flying wing martial arts?

Thinking of this, Chong'er thought of Huashan again, his great uncle Feng Shi, and his great uncle Li who created the self-destructing flying wing martial arts...

Holding his big fluffy tail, he huddled up on the dragon chair, his cloudy eyes brightened, but soon dimmed:

That was more than a hundred years ago.

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