The Evil God is Invincible
Chapter 148: The Philosophy of the Teapot and Cup
The leader of the shadow team who was following Li Jun was named Xiao Bing. When Jessica's two bodyguards approached Li Jun, his hand followed Jessica's example and waved lightly, and the two shadow warriors dodged Stopped two foreign devils, one black and one white.
Li Jun said with a smile as if he didn't see it: "When it comes to building airplanes and ships, we are really a bit behind other people. When it comes to capturing and fighting, the people around me may be able to give pointers to two people. Ms. Jessica, believe it or not?" Jessica nodded with a faint smile, "We won't know until the competition is over."
The two soldiers from the shadow group and the two foreign devils, one black and one white, looked at each other expressionlessly. Only the clothes on their bodies were shaking under the sea breeze. The four of them stood together, and immediately They all felt the powerful aura coming from each other.
Li Jun and Jessica raised their wine bottles with smiles, but Qiao Sen couldn't help but whispered, "Waka, you're so stylish. Are they all apprentices taught by Master?"
Huang Jiayou secretly touched Li Jun's leg with his foot under the table. Ever since he saw Jessica, Huang Jiayou's complexion was a little abnormal. When he touched him lightly, Li Jun's heart moved, and he turned to Xiao Bing and said, "Tell them two, it's just for fun, don't fight." Hurt the other party, so as not to make Ms. Jessica look bad."
In fact, if he said this in front of Jessica, if Jessica's people really lost, it would be even more embarrassing.
Huang Jiayou gave Li Jun a helpless look, thinking that this guy is not afraid of dying ugly or doesn't he understand what I mean?
Jessica just raised the wine bottle in her hand with a smile, and kept a smile on her face.
Amid the shouts almost at the same time, the four people staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes finally fought together. The two shadow fighters who looked thin and short, and the two tall foreigners, one black and one white, punched and kicked each other, and they didn't lose the wind in the slightest. The four of them shifted their positions slightly, and fought together again.
Behind him, amidst the chirping of swallows and warblers, several women in swimsuits walked towards Li Jun with charming smiles, their white and tender snowy arms and pink legs dazzled people's eyes in the sun.
Huang Jiayou tried his best to stabilize his heart, and glanced at Li Jun, the envy in his eyes could not be blocked at all.
Ximen Feixue, who was wearing a bikini, saw four people fighting fiercely on the beach, her face changed slightly at first, but when she saw Li Jun and Jessica sitting together calmly, she stretched out her arms and wanted to leave. Huo Qianyu in the past whispered, "Let's sit over there."
Kuang Xiaomei smiled and said to Huo Qianyu: "Huo Qianyu, look at your husband, you have hooked up with a foreign beauty in such a short time. However, that woman seems to be in her thirties? She is really old and young Kill. Ah..." Before she could finish her sentence, Huo Qianyu grabbed the tender flesh between her waist muscles: "I think you dare to talk nonsense again?"
"Master, it seems that the teacher's wife is publishing it?" Qiao Sen's Mandarin is really not very good, and he doesn't know where he learned these words. Li Jun snorted and said, "What teacher? Did I say that I am your teacher?"
Huang Jiayou rolled his eyes and said to Li Jun: "Actually, you can't discriminate against Qiao Sen because he is a foreigner. There should be no sectarianism in Chinese martial arts. This is what Bruce Lee said. It's not bad for you to accept a foreign apprentice, haha, I Agreed on behalf of your master."
Li Jun scratched his scalp and asked, "Did Bruce Lee say that?" Qiao Sen stood up and imitated Bruce Lee's movements and shouted twice, and Li Jun said, "I said it, I watched it when I was young." I've seen a Bruce Lee movie."
Jessica glared at Qiao Sen, but looked at the four fighting people without saying anything, and said to Li Jun in a low voice: "Mr. Li, I believe what you just said, can you tell them not to fight anymore? "
Li Jun smiled, but he didn't see any gestures. He flew up from the chair, jumped into the battle group, and with a wave of his hand, all four fighters were knocked back three steps by him. Li Jun didn't even look at the two people, one black and one white, who were surprised by Mianlian, and said flatly, "Don't fight."
The shadow warrior stepped back when he heard the words, and the two foreign devils heaved a sigh of relief. He was already overwhelmed by the two skinny orientals, if the man just joined in, it would be difficult to keep his job.
Seeing that Li Jun had returned to his seat, the two of them walked a few steps and stood behind Jessica again. The faint arrogance on their faces that was almost exactly the same as that of Jessica just now had disappeared. The admiration revealed in Li Jun's eyes.
You know, Li Jun rushed into the battle group just now, and separated the four people in the fight with one move. Although the two foreigners couldn't understand this effort, they also knew the difficulty involved, and it was not higher than that. The abilities of the four of them are doubled, not to mention the four fighting separately, it is considered lucky not to be beaten to death.
Jessica glanced at Li Jun, and said with a faint smile: "Qiao Sen has actually been fond of oriental martial arts since he was a child, and it is his luck to have a master like you. My brother and I are the only two people in our family. I will invite you to Eating at home can be regarded as a teacher apprenticeship ceremony for Qiao Sen according to the rules of your Orientals."
As she spoke, she stood up and said to Qiao Sen, "Are you playing here or going back with me?"
Qiao Sen shook her arm in a message and asked, "Sister, have you promised me to learn martial arts from the master?"
Jessica looked at her younger brother lovingly: "Master has called you hundreds of times, I think Mr. Li is too embarrassed to accept you as an apprentice?"
Li Jun looked at Qiao Sen with a wry smile: "I told you that I have nothing to teach you. If you insist on being a master, then go ahead and learn from him when you have time..." He said , Li Jun pointed at Xiao Bing: "I will teach you a few self-defense skills when you have the foundation."
Jessica smiled, and pointed to the beauties under the sunshade in the east: "I've heard what Mr. Li said just now, but I don't understand. I'm afraid that Mr. Li's words are a little bit inappropriate."
Li Jun knew that she was taking the opportunity to mock herself for laughing at the Westerners x’s openness, so he just smiled and said: "In Hong Kong, there are also many celebrities who have married several wives. In a few buildings, they live together as a family and beautifully. This is also one of the ancient customs of the oriental people. It cannot be said to be good or bad, but no matter how many wives this man marries, his wives will be loyal to them Co-husbands, that's a completely different point of view from yours."
Jessica smiled: "This is what you call masculinity, why do women have to be loyal to a man with a heart?" Li Jun's expression froze when she asked: "That... a man is like a teapot, Women are like teacups. One teapot can match many teacups, but have you ever seen one teacup match several teapots?"
Jessica put away the smile on her face, walked two steps forward in silence, then turned her head suddenly and said, "A fake woman is a lock, and she will be given multiple keys. Why do men from the East and the West give themselves a lot of money? make excuse?"
"Hey, are you stupid? Everyone has already left, so what should we do? Let me tell you, what Jessica said is still true. Men like their own red flags at home. Floating. In fact, who knows that while the red flag is not falling outside, the red flag at home will not be the colorful flag of the family? One person occupies so many advantages to support, and he is not afraid of choking you to death. You should be careful." Huang Jiayou was not without envy and bitterness.
"Zhang Zhen, did you catch any fish? Hurry up and grill the fish, put more salt and not vinegar, some people's teeth are already sour." Li Jun said, stood up and took off his short-sleeved shirt and trousers. Showing the sky blue swimming trunks inside: "Let's go, go swimming."
"Damn, I won't go. Anyway, I'm going down to watch your performance. It's better to drink on the shore." Seeing that he couldn't hit Li Jun, Huang Jiayou finally sat down sullenly, and grabbed the wine bottle on the table.
Li Jingyi, Ximen Feixue, Huo Qianyu, Kuang Xiaomei, Alyssa and others saw Li Jun taking off his clothes, they all sneaked a look at his strong body, and several women ran out with low laughs.
Looking at Yanzhi Mountain in front of him like a rolling wave, Li Jun couldn't help swallowing secretly. "Uh, if you know how to swim, go swim by yourself, don't go to the deep water area. I'll teach Qianyu at the beach."
"Understood." Li Jingyi and Ximen Feixue glared at Li Jun, the meaning in their eyes was self-evident: "Hmph, who doesn't seem to know what's on your mind? Don't you want to take this opportunity to eat sister Huo's tofu?"
Li Jingyi and Ximen Feixue got into the water, Xiao Bing also led a few people to swim slowly not far from them, Li Jun stretched out his hand to hold Huo Qianyu at ease and said: "Come on, I'll take you. "
Huo Qianyu stretched out her silky little hand for him to hold, and with the other hand, she carefully supported the life buoy around her waist, and slowly stretched out her white and tender little feet. As soon as the water was below her feet, Huo Qianyu threw herself on Li Jun and screamed loudly.
"It's okay, I'll support you." Li Jun's hand touched Huo Qianyu's slender waist in a timely manner, looking at the two highlands and a deep groove on her chest under her one-piece swimsuit, white and tender Shaking in front of my eyes, my throat couldn't help sliding, and I let out a grunt.
When the sea water slowly submerged Huo Qianyu's enlarged breasts, the not-so-huge impact had already made Huo Qianyu hug Li Jun tightly and never dared to let go.
"Uh... you loosen up, otherwise we both have to drink water." Li Jun stretched out his hand and pushed Huo Qianyu away as he spoke, only feeling that the bulge on her chest was so soft and alluring. Huo Qianyu blushed and said in a low voice: "Did you do it on purpose? It's so itchy... Take it easy, don't get red, you should be found when you go back..."
"It won't turn red, your skin is so white." Li Jun looked at Huo Qianyu affectionately, and said in a low voice, "Would you like to stay at night? You've seen it too. This villa is really big enough."
Huo Qianyu glared at Li Jun: "What are you thinking? Even if I stay here, I won't let you bully me. Let me tell you, Kuang Xiaomei laughed at me just now. I told her that before graduation, I was No... no..."
Li Jun laughed and said, "What can't you do?"
Huo Qianyu pinched Li Jun's back with her fingers: "You know."
"Then you still let me touch?"
"You're going to die... from now on, don't touch my finger again." Huo Qianyu completely forgot that she was in the water, she pushed Li Jun hard with both hands, and fell into the water as soon as she left Li Jun's body.
Let's count the votes and flowers, and see if I can explode the ass of the guy in front of me...
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