The Evil God is Invincible

I just finished my drip, and it was late.

When handling the transfer of money, Li Jun had an insight into Sima Tianjiao's delicacy.

Cheque? No, it doesn't matter how many zeros are drawn on the back of that thing, as long as a phone call is a piece of waste paper. Bank card? Sorry, this business has been implemented for a few days, but we haven't.

Holding a plastic bag of cash in their hands, the two left gracefully under the disdainful and envious eyes of the casino finance staff. Once out of the gate of the song and dance hall, Sima Tianjiao yelled "Yi", threw the money bag in his hand high, and let the plastic bag fly like a spinning top with a huge sum of 2.7 million in the air, twisting hugged Li Jun, stretched out his mouth "baji" and kissed Li Jun's face, and shouted excitedly: "We finally beat him once, do you know that I have never won since I was a child?" Him. I'm so happy."

What are you happy about, who did you win? Feeling her plump breasts clinging tightly to her body ###, Li Jun couldn't help feeling embarrassed as her body kept twisting and jumping in her arms.

"What's in your trouser pocket, I'm so sick—" Sima Tianjiao understood immediately before she finished speaking, and couldn't help but push Li Jun away with a blushing face, and said in a low voice, "Little rascal."

Please, I didn't take the initiative to hug you. You were the one who molested me first, but I became a hooligan in the end. Is there any reason in the world?

Li Jun bent down to pick up the plastic bag that fell on the ground, took two steps to the side of the road, and stretched out his hand to stop the taxi. Sima Tianjiao chased after her and asked, "Hey, are you angry? Shall I take you back?"

Li Jun turned his head and made a gesture of pushing outward with one hand: "Senior sister, please spare me, I have to go to school tomorrow."

"A dog bites Lu Dongbin, you don't know a good heart. You made a lot of money by following me at night, and you didn't even say thank you. Why don't you invite me and let's have a few more drinks? You haven't told me yet, what are you doing?" You guessed the color of Miss Mimi's thing right." Sima Tianjiao glanced at the money bag in Li Jun's hand, and said pointedly.

"Hee hee, not only do I know about her, I also know that the underwear that a certain person is wearing today is yellow, with a pattern of a kitten's head embroidered on it." Li Jun laughed and praised Sima Tianjiao. The money bag in his hand: "Thank you, I guess I won't eat boiled cabbage all the time during college." While talking, he got into the taxi that had just stopped, and slammed the door behind him.

"Nonsense, do you think I will believe that you are a person who eats boiled cabbage every day? Hey, you bastard—whose underwear is yellow?" Seeing the taxi speeding away, Sima Tianjiao couldn't help but He stamped his feet repeatedly, pointed at the almost invisible rear of the car and yelled a few times, then stretched out his hand and pulled away his collar, took a look inside, laughed with a chuckle, and whispered to himself: "Stinky boy!" , and dare to say that it’s boring to me, even dare to peek at my underwear, and I will definitely settle accounts with you if I get a chance.”

The next morning, when Li Jun walked into the school gate, he just turned around a path paved with tiles, when he ran into Yang Jian and walked towards him, followed by a girl in sportswear. Some men's Kong Wu. Li Jun smiled secretly, stepped forward and asked, "Yang Jian, what are you doing here? Why do you seem to have just come back from outside?"

When Yang Jian saw that it was Li Jun, he couldn't help but put his arms around Li Jun's shoulders, and said in a low voice with a smile, "Hey, how about the girl behind me?"

Seeing his expression like offering a treasure, Li Jun already understood in his heart, glanced at the girl, and said with a smile: "Very well, you have a good eye, but I think I'm the same type as you."

Yang Jian snorted and said, "Of course, Xiao Ran and I are both members of the Martial Arts Association. In comparison, I am no match for her. You have a bit of eyesight." Li Jun who said a word laughed and pulled Yang Jian Walking a few steps to the side, he asked in a low voice: "You haven't succeeded yet, I know you always remember to flatter people."

"Fuck off, I'm clearly a pure classmate friendship, do you think they all look like you?" Yang Jian cursed, and asked in a low voice: "I heard that you had a fight with someone in school a few days ago. Why don't you call us buddies?" Li Jun laughed and said, "I still need to call you for things that are too big, you can just study with peace of mind, and you don't need to worry about the rest."

"Yeah, who doesn't know the famous Li Jun and Li Daniu in the first university now? Damn, you're the only one who can show off the limelight. Why do you endorse in three minutes? Wang Xizhi is alive, and you can beat twenty of them by yourself. It’s spread all over the place.” Yang Jian said angrily, “You still need us? But don’t forget, we are good buddies.”

Li Jun couldn't help but feel ashamed. He was too busy during this time, so he really didn't think much of Yang Jian and the others. Seeing Yang Jian who was about to lose his temper, he hurriedly begged for mercy, and said, "Okay, I know I've made a mistake, buddy, I'm going to treat you tonight, you call all those buddies, and you can choose the place, right?"

Yang Jian smiled and said yes, "You are still a bit human, but I will take Xiao Ran with you." Li Jun smiled and said: "Okay, Liu Fei will go anyway, tell them, whoever has the ability will take it, one person I can take two of them and I am full."

Yang Jian smiled softly, turned around and left with the girl. While walking, I heard the girl ask: "What did you say furtively, two or three?" Yang Jian said in a low voice and ran away, and the girl chased after her, waving her fists.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Jun smiled happily.

However, his smile and happiness did not last long. Not long after he entered the classroom, he was wiped out by the female teacher who was secretly called Dayan Ma.

According to Li Jun's guess, Teacher Ma Yangyang may be in menopause and has a very hot temper.

Shouda’s management of undergraduate students is not like high school’s roll call in class, and the attendance rate needs to be checked. Most of the teachers don’t have so many requirements in class. You can listen to what you like. If you don’t like to listen, you can fall asleep, but you can’t make a snoring sound to affect others.

Even, it doesn't matter whether you come to the class of some teachers or not. Except for the counselor who emphasizes discipline, other teachers will not say a word about you at all, and learning basically depends on self-consciousness. Students have a lot of time to spend in the library, participate in club activities, and spend time with their girlfriends. Of course, the premise is that you must be attractive, and you can have a gentle and pleasant confidante like Li Jun in less than two months after the start of freshman year.

It's a pity that the handsome young student in the class who feels good about himself is still trying his best to find the person he likes.

Teacher Ma Yangyang teaches management class. At first glance, you seem to understand everything in this class. It is nothing more than that as a manager, you should pay attention to planning, leadership, and organization. God knows how the person who wrote this book could write so much crap? The teacher's class progress is also super fast, and she can often read a hundred or ten pages in two classes.

Teacher Ma was foaming at the mouth while speaking on stage, and 80% of the students below were asleep.

Not long after today's class, Teacher Ma just woke up, but he was already in a coma. Teacher Ma touched the blackboard eraser and tapped on the blackboard: "Who is the temporary class leader?"

The voice was high-pitched and thin, which startled the students who were asleep or not asleep under the stage. Seeing everyone's astonishment, Teacher Ma asked again in a high-pitched voice: "Who is the temporary class leader?"

All the students came to their senses and pointed at Li Jun in unison: "He is."

Li Jun only remembered at this time, it seems that the beautiful counselor named Yuan Yuan said that she was appointed to act as the squad leader temporarily. Seeing Li Jun standing up with a face full of confusion, Teacher Ma stretched out his thick and short fingers, pointed at Li Jun and hummed: "No wonder the students are listless. As a class leader, you are so slow to react. I didn't even call twice. Response, how can you manage everyone well? In view of your performance in this class, I decided to impose punishment on you, starting with you, singing a song on stage to enliven the atmosphere."

Li Jun couldn't help but smiled wryly. What he was most dissatisfied with was his tone-deficient voice, as if he could count the number of times he sang with one hand in his past and present lives. The song I am most familiar with is a song called Above the Moon that was popular in later generations. From the time this song became popular until he jumped off the building, it has been used by Li Jun as a cell phone ringtone.

But, can you sing this song yourself? I don't even remember the lyrics of other songs, so what are you singing?

Looking at Dayan Ma's determined face, if he doesn't come on stage to present a song, he will never let himself go. Hey, you said I didn't sleep, why are you making things difficult for me?

Li Jun took the stage bravely, recalled the lyrics and melody above the moon in his heart, brewed his emotions, put on a "beautiful" pose, and opened his mouth to sing: "I am looking up at the moon/How many dreams are in Flying freely / I forgot yesterday, the air has dried up my sorrow / I want to meet you again on that boundless road / Life has been pulled by the ebb and flow / The distance with you is heaven..."

At the end of the paragraph, the students in the audience applauded like thunder, screamed and whistled one after another. "It's so nice, monitor, you're great." "Li Jun, I love you..." "Keep singing, what song is this?"

I really didn't expect, how did my voice become so round, sweet and magnetic? The more Li Jun sang, the more confident he became. Encouraged by everyone, he paused for a while, and then sang the next verse: "Who is calling for the deep affection/Let my longing float like white clouds/Grow horses in the east and sheep in the west/The hot love song is Sing until the dawn/After the vicissitudes of the sun and the moon, who are you by your side/Make the night gorgeous with gentle eyes..."

"Stop. Classmate, how old are you this year? You are still a student, why do you make up some love songs? Do you know what love is? Do you know what true affection is? I told you You, these are all lies,..."

Speaking of this, she seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, her expression paused, her voice raised an octave, she swung her arms downward, and her slightly bulging waist and round legs combined with exaggerated twists: "...all Liar."

"Uh..." I'm dizzy!