The evolution of Zerg
Chapter 307 Old Man
Zhang Fan said to Eva: "The Behemoths can be put into the battlefield now. I can't wait to see their performance."
Eva shook her hair with excitement.
The entire alien civilization is intensively preparing for war, and everyone's expressions are very solemn.
Zhang Fan has just conquered the planet Erth and will not enter the battlefield so early, and Angela will not participate in this battle.
At this time, on the outskirts of the binary star system, the group of retired elderly people in the community had finished taking the photos they wanted to take, and their emotions had calmed down a bit.
An elderly lady said: "Xiao Wen, when are we going back? My grandson is coming soon and I have to go back to stew his favorite braised pork for him."
Nuan Nuan said: "Aunt Cai, we will go back after this battle is over."
Aunt Cai is over two hundred years old this year and has witnessed the rapid development of the entire Dragon Emperor civilization. Now she is a little unable to keep up with the pace of the Dragon Emperor civilization. Her favorite thing is to go out and walk with the residents of the community.
Aunt Cai said: "Oh, let's go to war. Can I not participate? You know, I used to be a worker in a machine repair shop. I can't fight."
Wen Nuan smiled and said, "Aunt Cai, you don't have to be responsible for going to the front line. Just leave it to Lao Li."
Aunt Cai said: "You are talking about Xiao Li. I know that he served in the army and returned from the army decades ago. By the way, does his grandson have a partner?"
Nuan Nuan said: "I don't know about this. I'll ask you tomorrow."
Aunt Cai said with a smile: "That's a good relationship. I remember that the youngest daughter of Jin Shufen's family is looking for a partner recently. Let me tell you, that daughter is very handsome."
After hearing this, Nuan Nuan chuckled and said, "Aunt Cai, are you afraid that such a handsome girl can't find a partner?"
Aunt Cai said: "Hey! You didn't know this. The more beautiful the girl, the harder it is to find a partner and the requirements are higher."
Hot Spring watched his grandmother and the group of retired elderly people in the community chatting with each other.
He said to the manager next to him: "Manager, how about we come back next time."
The manager said displeasedly: "We've already come, so why go back?"
Wenquan said: "Then when you look at it now, it doesn't look like you are here to fight? You are obviously here for a vacation."
The manager spread his hands and said: "There is nothing we can do about it. The other party's level of civilization is too low. Any old lady can knock them down."
Wenquan said unhappily: "I was killed by them, and Wang Dalu was also killed. So we are not even as good as an old lady?"
The manager hooked Wenquan's neck and said, "Don't worry about this, I will definitely avenge Wang Dalu."
After saying that, the manager heard Nuan Nuan greeting him and hurriedly ran over and said, "Aunt Wen, what's the matter?"
Nuan Nuan said: "I have told these people that we will go back after this battle is over, and we must fight it quickly."
The manager said carefully: "Then I'll do it right away?"
Wen Nuan said: "Go ahead and tell Lao Li that he is the commander-in-chief."
"Hey! Okay, Aunt Wen, I'll do it right away." The manager left happily.
He wanted to discuss tactics with Lao Li: "Uncle Li, I think we can just crush them. Seeing that the opponent is only a level 2.0 civilization at best, there is no need to take them to heart."
Lao Li shook his head and said: "Don't take it lightly. What we are here this time is just a civilian spaceship. It is not at the same level as a military spacecraft in terms of combat effectiveness. So I think using good tactics is the key to war. We must strategically despise our opponents." ? But tactically, we pay attention to our opponents."
The manager had never been in the military and seemed to understand. He said, "Uncle Li, how should we fight according to your method?"
Lao Li said confidently: "Your uncles are already gearing up, let's leave the first battle to them."
The manager looked behind Lao Li and saw a group of old men in tights.
Sure enough, as you get older, your figure will get out of shape. The chest muscles of those old men are shrunken, and some of them have small bellies. Their arms and legs are so lean that they seem to be blown over by a gust of wind.
The manager said with some worry: "Uncle Li, will they be alright when they go out to play? I'm worried about a sudden heart attack or cerebral congestion."
Lao Li waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about this. Ling Yin will observe their physical condition anytime and anywhere. If an unexpected situation occurs, priority will be given to evacuating and rescuing them."
Hearing what Lao Li said, the manager breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that these old people would suddenly die on the way. Who would be responsible then?
Judging from the looks of these old people, you can tell that they are in the same group. The hot spring is still a warm grandson. When the time comes, all the responsibilities will be passed on to him.
You said through zero sound monitoring? Stop dreaming, the zero sound system of each spacecraft is independent, and you have control over them.
His own spaceship, the Recycler, had long been destroyed by the group of biological civilizations on the opposite side.
While the manager and Lao Li were discussing countermeasures, the group of old guys couldn't help but say: "Hey! I mean Lao Li! He asked us to come all the way to fight, why are we so annoying now? Fighting mecha? Aren’t you all ready?”
Lao Li said with a straight face: "Now I am the commander-in-chief, and you all have to listen to me."
"Tch, you've made yourself look awesome. Do you want me to show you all the bad things you did?"
Lao Li lowered his face and said, "I really have nothing to do with you old guys. Well, you can go if you want. This is the mecha my son brought from high school. It is also a new model."
The group of old men happily ran towards the mecha warehouse.
"Ouch, don't push! My waist flashed!"
"Damn it! Why are you running so fast?! My legs don't work?!"
Arriving at the mecha warehouse, the old men looked for the mechas with their names on them.
"Old Zhang, my eyesight is not good, please help me look for it." An old man with a wrinkled face said to the equally old man next to him.
The old man named Lao Zhang put his hand to his ear and said, "What? What did you say? Did you see Haohao? Didn't Haohao not come?"
"I said! My eyesight is bad! I can't find my mecha!" The old man yelled into Lao Zhang's ear.
Lao Zhang still couldn't hear clearly what the other party was saying. He said, "Oh, you said you wanted to find your sister. Go find Lao Cai. She was very beautiful when she was young."
"Get out of here!"
"Oh, what are you going to do?"
There are also old people who have already sat on the mecha, but don't know how to operate it.
"This is completely different from the agricultural machinery I used before!"
"Nonsense, these are mechas taken from the best high school in Dragon Emperor Light Source. They are all top quality."
"Then tell me, how to use these buttons?"
"Wait a minute, there seems to be an instruction manual."
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