"Don't talk nonsense, trouble comes from your mouth...I need her now." Li Kang winked quickly, telling Deadpool to shut up. He pretended to be indignant, "You are right. , it’s Thor who always gives up, and a scum among men like him should be reviled by thousands of people..."

"What are you talking about?!" Amora suddenly looked over with a ferocious expression, "How can a waste like you understand the greatness of Thor? How dare a mere ant dare to slander my Thor? Believe it or not, I am now summoning the magic fire to burn Kill you?"

"Believe... I believe... I just want to flatter you. In fact, Thor is an invincible hero. His image in my heart is as high as the mountains. My admiration for him is like the Yellow River. water..."

"Enough! I've heard enough! I don't want to hear a word of your words anymore. You said before that as long as I save the earth, Thor will come back to me, but that doesn't work at all. You are just taking advantage of it. It's just me!" Amora held her head in pain. She still hasn't recovered from being stabbed by Thor and Sif. She is almost 70% crazy now. She can't think of who to blame, so she put Li Kang was regarded as the culprit.

"Okay, I think she is also crazy." Li Kang said helplessly to the dead waiter beside him.

"Then let's go. You see, she seems to be even more crazy than me. If we don't leave now, I guess in a while, this beautiful, alluring lady witch with a pair of breasts will... She's going to set up a grill and roast us two into suckling pigs. Actually, I'm not afraid. I won't die anyway, but you are different. Even if she doesn't take action, I think you will be finished soon. But think about it, It seemed pretty good. We brothers were brought to the table with apples in our mouths and olive oil on our bodies, allowing the witch whose waist was thinner than my arm to happily take a bite...hehehe... .This life is worth it." Deadpool muttered in a low voice.

"Okay, you just want to be a suckling pig in your life... That won't work. I don't know many people here in Asgard, and the people here are all die-hard fans of Thor. I want to trick you. Well, they have to dig a hole and bury me first, but if that doesn't work, you can help me get up there."

"But you look at her, she seems very dangerous, why don't we go back first." Deadpool said worriedly.

"I don't have time anymore. There is only one candidate I can use, and she accidentally made a poisonous oath before that must be fulfilled. Although I have no enmity with Thor, unfortunately, he happened to block my way. , what do you think I should do? Now I can only take one step at a time, just listen to me." Li Kang coughed twice violently, and he let Deadpool support him and continued walking up the steps, and arrived In front of the charming witch who sometimes laughs and cries.

"Can you cheer up? You are such a ghost. Only ghosts can really like you. Even me, who is so cold and cold, is annoyed by you." The mean-mouthed Deadpool saw Amora's pear blossoms with rain. He seemed to be sarcastic even if he didn't persuade her. Amora sat on the throne and cried more and more.

"What's wrong with you? She's such a great beauty, and she looks good even if she cries. How come you don't know how to show mercy to women? I really don't understand what Xia Jila and the Goddess of Death see in you." Li Kang symbolically scolded her. After Deadpool said a few words, he turned around and advised Amora, "Great witch, please stop crying. Don't forget, you still have an oath to solve, otherwise you will be cursed and may become An evil dragon or something, then Thor won't dare even if he wants you."

It turns out that Amora is the embodiment of charm magic. Her situation is somewhat similar to the Scarlet Witch Wanda, except that she is not as powerful as Wanda, but she is also a rare powerful magician in the universe. She was previously possessed by Thor and Sif. Injured, in addition to pain and heartache, she vowed to take Thor's life. This oath was spread by charm magic, and the entire magical world heard her oath. The oath confirmed by charm magic must be fulfilled by herself,

Otherwise, the magic will backfire, and usually she will turn into a monster like a dragon or a gorgon. Magic is no joke.

Amora ignored him and continued to cry, "Whether I turn into a dragon or a wild boar, I don't want to be like this anymore. I want to die. I want to die so much."

Li Kang was not in good health. Amora was crying and yelling like a pig. The noise made his head almost hurt in two halves. The Deadpool beside him couldn't bear it either. The two of them grinned and endured it for a while. He Finally I couldn't stand it anymore, so I raised my hand and aimed at Amora's pink face... and slapped a dozen big mouths with my bow left and right.

"Grandma, I'm afraid your crying will kill me before cancer kills me. Can you have some potential? Are all the men in the world dead? There are plenty of good men. As long as you want to find them, I can Help you, I know a man named Sentinel, who is 10,000 times stronger than Thor, and is not in a good mental state. He is a perfect match for you now." Li Kang said, rubbing his temples.

"My boss Kangda, isn't that sentinel also married?" Deadpool continued to talk.

Li Kang finally couldn't help but raised his hand and slapped Deadpool's head hard several times, "If you stop saying a few words, you'll die, right? I brought you here to help, why do you always try to undermine me?" ?I’m not in good health now, but it’s still a matter of minutes to kill you, do you believe it or not?”

Deadpool scratched his head and said innocently, "Actually, I really want to believe you, but have you forgotten that Thanos, the old thief, gave me an immortal curse? No one in this universe can kill me. Are you sure of your abilities?"

"You...! Forget it, I can't tell you clearly," Li Kang choked and made a sound in his throat. There was no point in arguing with Deadpool. He had to deal with Amora first. He continued, "Even if the Sentinel No, I also know Captain America Steve Rogers, Hawkeye and Doctor Strange, and if that doesn’t work, there’s also the Hulk. That guy’s strength is unparalleled in the world, and it only takes a matter of minutes to kill Thor.”

Amora's face was blocked by her scattered hair. She sobbed a few times and suddenly raised her head and said, "You are right, there are many good men in the world, but I only want Thor! But you reminded me, since Thor doesn't If you are willing to be with me, then no one can get him, I will kill him, so that he only belongs to me, that’s it!”

Amora suddenly became fierce. She was originally a woman crazy for love, but now she suddenly turned dark, causing Li Kang and Deadpool to look at each other for a long time.

"Then why not let us assist you? Don't worry, we are both good people who will help you when encountering injustice." Li Kang said shamelessly.

"That's right, we definitely don't want to take advantage of you, nor do we covet your beauty, nor do we want to bury our faces in your chest... Ah, it must be soft, like a cloud." Deadpool He said with a smile, "Maybe it's like marshmallows, maybe it's also sweet... I'm sorry, can we discuss something? I'm very curious about what kind of flavor these white rabbits are, can they Let me have a taste?"

Amora engulfed Deadpool with a wave of magic fire. She looked at Li Kang with cold eyes, "You want to help me again, right? You were patting your chest before and said that as long as I help you save the earth, Thor will be obsessed with it." Me, what’s the result?”

"Well... let's talk some sense, okay? Although you helped to deal with Hong Kuang's attack, didn't you fail? We, the Earthlings, saved the Earth ourselves. You just helped a little bit, that's all. Credit, how can you ask us people on earth to write epic poems to praise you? Without epic poems, how could your deeds be spread to Asgard? If it can't be spread to Asgard, Thor doesn't know your story, so why should he be obsessed with you? Not yet. Because you are too weak! Sif has been with Thor through life and death, and their relationship is very stable. I'm afraid you have no chance." Li Kang said eloquently, and really convinced Amora.

"You're right... I am indeed too weak. I still have hope for a heartless man. I am so weak!" Amora raised her hand and slapped herself a few times. She looked up. Looking into Li Kang's eyes, "What is your purpose? If you dare to say anything to me again, you are just a passerby who draws out a sword to help when there is injustice. Be careful, I am not polite. Although I am suffering from love, I am not what you imagined." Silly girl."

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