The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Since Odin has no intention of pursuing the case, Li Kang feels that it is better not to stay in Asgard. Overall, everyone has won. Li Kang's cancer was cured, and Deadpool gained another sincere love. Of course, this love is definitely It was also fruitless, but at least it diluted the bad mood of Xia Kaila flying a cuckold to him. The Immortal Palace survived the predicted inevitable demise of the Twilight of the Gods, and successfully jumped out of the endless cycle of the Twilight of the Gods. It's a victory,

Nick Fury regained the throne of director, and Captain America and others lost Norman Osborn, the enemy that was over their head, and they naturally won. Even the Skyhammer team successfully cleared their name, and they also benefited.

Not to mention that the Sentinel successfully got rid of nothingness and gained true love. When Doctor Strange and the others helped him win the lawsuit, he enjoyed the joy of freedom for the first time since becoming a Sentinel. He was naturally the big winner in life, and he The Green Goblin in the mind of Norman Osborn, his confidant, has re-emerged. He is controlled by the Green Goblin again. It is only a matter of time before he becomes the super criminal despised by everyone. Now he has become the real man who died fighting to save his old friend Sentinel. A hero must have his place in the Hall of Valor. On Earth, Nick Fury took the lead in bragging about his achievements, making him the only one in the United States in a century who can rival President Roosevelt as the greatest American in terms of reputation. At its peak, the Osborne Group was successfully handed over to his son Harry Osborne, giving him more room for development. At least he could die in peace.

Even nothingness is the winner, he is finally free... The sentinel pressing on his head, preventing him from moving, is finally gone. He has become a complete individual, and can finally do what he wants to do, and how he wants to do it. , just do it, no one dares to make irresponsible remarks. After waking up, looking at the groups of demons like flies in front of him, Niangwu suddenly felt a trace of happiness in his heart. God has treated me well. I just woke up and sent it to you. There are so many people torn apart by me, I can't live up to this deep friendship. He started killing happily. There are endless demons in hell, and Void is very happy to kill. Hell is such a good place. I really want to never go out here for the rest of my life. .

Everyone is happy, even the dark elves with the most awkward personalities, they are also very happy... After a dangerous war, those who successfully survive will certainly feel joy bursting from the bottom of their hearts.

In short, everyone was happy. After Thor's strong efforts to persuade him, everyone was completely relaxed this time. Even Li Kang drank happily. The big stone that had been weighing on his heart finally fell. He wanted to make Deadpool happier, so he deliberately pulled him Deadpool visited all the romantic places in the fairy palace, but he was thrown out every time. The children in Asgard were physically stronger than the two of them, and they sincerely provoked everyone, but in such a romantic place Jealousy and fights are common. Everyone just laughed and gently threw the two people who were knocked down. In short, they saved a lot of face.

This face is naturally given to Thor, but also to the two of them. The Asgardians are a very martial nation. The martial arts performance of Li Kang and Deadpool in the fight against the void left a deep impression on the Asgardians. The impression that martial people have in common is that they are bohemian and uninhibited. The way they change the law and stir up trouble is exactly in line with the Asgardian people who are proud of seeking death.

So whenever the two of them appear, the tavern is always full of joy. The unscrupulous tavern owner has also launched a new project. You can spend money to challenge the two of them. As long as they are not killed or maimed, the rest will be left. Beat him casually.

In short, the wisdom of profiteers is endless. This business that guarantees no loss makes the two of them the most popular characters in all the taverns in Asgard. As soon as they appear, whether it is a tavern or a brothel, the business will immediately skyrocket, and the number of bosses will increase. The money was counted until the hands were soft, the boss's big fat face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and there were people who followed them to open the handicap to see how many rounds it would take to beat them unconscious. They really fed a large number of people. With their two brothers in the place, a lot of people will soon gather. Soon the names of Li Kang and Deadpool spread throughout the streets and alleys. Everyone knows that these two earthlings specialize in making joy comedian.

However, just as the core of all comedies is tragedy, no one would have thought that the reason for Li Kang following Deadpool and such nonsense turned out to be the breakdown of Deadpool's marriage.

He accompanied Deadpool to have fun together. In fact, he only wanted Deadpool to be happy. He didn't care about other things like face, so the two of them went crazy... but left a lot of good things to say in Asgard. Deadpool has a bad reputation in other places. He is either looked down upon or regarded as a lunatic. Only the Asgardians regard him as a mascot. The enthusiastic people also warmed Deadpool's wounded heart. .

Captain America and the others really couldn't hang out with Li Kang and Deadpool, so Tony stayed with them for less than half a day. Later, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he went back to chat with Captain America and the others to relieve his boredom. His mentality became peaceful, but He was ridiculed by Li Kang and others for being an old man, which made him resentful.

In the past, if Li Kang said this to him, he would definitely not be angry, but now the situation has changed. He sincerely feels that he is getting old. In the past, he would have played much crazier than those two guys. You can fool around with a dozen supermodels until dawn one night, and still attend an important meeting of the board of directors the next day. You spend huge sums of money with people in the casino, and when you lose, you strip naked openly. You run naked around the casino. Just ask. Li Kang or Deadpool, who dares? I really don’t look down on them, the things they are playing with are all leftovers from Tony’s play... Now that I am old, they don’t want to take me to play with them. Look at you, I actually don’t want to I'm playing with you young people who haven't even grown all their hair yet. Wait for me, wait for the burn on my butt to heal, and let's see who is the most energetic!

Thinking of his roasted butt, Tony felt a touch of sadness in his heart. He would never work with dwarves again. These guys are not human beings. They can put the barrel of a gun under their crotch. No one can bear this weird design. Sorry.

But I am a man of steel! Tony's spirit suddenly cheered up. I'm Iron Man. What does the small barrel mean? According to the Neon People, the spirit can defeat the body. Didn’t the Neon People always have such rumors during World War II? It is said that the main gunner on a certain battleship was so accurate during the naval battle with the US military that the battleship was destroyed without him. After the battle, people came over to thank the gunner, but when they came to the fort, they found that The main gunner's heart was penetrated by shrapnel. He was already dead in battle. Even his body was stiff. The forensic doctor was shocked when he came over to examine it. It turned out that the main gunner's heart had been penetrated for at least an hour. He was already dead. Yes, with this kind of heart-penetrating injury, a person will die in an instant. How could he still be shelling the Yankees just now... This must be the spirit defeating the body, no... it is transcending the body.

During World War II, neon people were full of similar legends everywhere. They also firmly believed that such legends were true and used them repeatedly in real life without any thought. For example, the unlimited overtime culture that led to death from overwork fell into this category. In an era when supplies were scarce, the only people who believed in nonsense like doing exercises to keep warm and chewing snow to satisfy hunger were the Neon people.

In fact, now that I think about it, the story about the main gunner should be a ghost story no matter how you think about it... Tony said to himself that I am a great genius and can't even see through this kind of trick. I might as well jump into the toilet and drown myself. Forget it, screw the rules of spiritual victory. I'd better hurry up and get some medicine. That Niu Yinglong or hemorrhoid ointment. I'll go to China to get an exclusive agent later. Such good things can only be enjoyed by high-class people like me. , think about ninth-level cripples like Li Kang and Deadpool, let them suffer on the toilet hell.