The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Hey! Pay attention to me. Your saliva is dripping on the screen of your phone. Through the mask, your saliva can actually flow out. It's really disgusting." Li Kang knocked Deadpool hard and took it back. cell phone.

Deadpool smiled cheaply and made a dozen dirty jokes in a row.

Li Kang responded to Deadpool without showing any weakness, but after Li Kang thought about it, he decided to go to Doctor Doom overnight and set a trap for a frighteningly powerful mutant like Magneto. This was by no means a trivial matter, although the overall goal was Confirmed, but the details cannot be vague, and the problems caused by Deadpool also need to be solved.

For example, if Deadpool pees on the only big bed in the room, the bed must be replaced, otherwise he will not be able to sleep.

"Hahaha...it turns out that this bed is not the bathroom. Sorry, I made a mistake. I'm going to find someone to change the bed. You just wait here obediently. Do you understand~? All the questions are there Your good brother Deadpool will take care of it, you just sit here and be your uncle, eat a piece of tiramisu~ and drink coffee, this is good food, I have never eaten such delicious food, try it quickly Let's go." Deadpool put the leftover tiramisu into Li Kang's hand, and he opened the door without even stepping out with one foot.

"Boom!" With a loud noise, Deadpool flew backwards with smoke, and his body hit the wall hard like a cannonball, making a sound of broken bones. He slowly walked away from the wall like a mural. Sliding down the wall.

Outside the door, the one-armed old butler held a laser gun with a laser beam flashing from the muzzle. Behind him were four guards armed to the teeth.

"Dear distinguished guest, I'm so sorry. We just captured a Hydra man. He confessed that he bribed an assassin and wanted to do harm to you, so I came to the rescue. It's great that you were not injured. I Bring someone to clean up that pile of garbage." The guard behind the one-armed old butler crossed over Li Kang and dragged Deadpool out of the room with a big hole in his chest. This was another time when Deadpool was treated like garbage.

"Please let him go. He is my good brother, not an assassin. Everything is just a misunderstanding." Li Kang rubbed his temples and said a little angry.

"It turned out to be a misunderstanding. I'm really sorry. I didn't know there was an inside story, so I hurt your friend rashly..." The one-armed old butler looked down at Deadpool, who saw that the big hole in Deadpool's chest was still leaking red blood. Liquid, he couldn't help but frown and said, "Your friend seems to be dead, but don't worry, we will hold a grand funeral for him."

"Wow...oh...a grand...funeral, that's great...I've always wanted...a grand funeral. I wonder if there will be any girls at the funeral. I've always liked Scarlett Johansson. Please be sure to Let her come, I want to dance a dance with her, I want to dance on the grave, bang times... bang times... bang times... can you arrange it?" The wound on Deadpool's chest was rapidly opening Healing, soon the internal organs and bones inside the big hole were healed, and the skin was quickly repaired. He jumped up suddenly, covered his crotch with one hand, and performed an extremely obscene horse-riding dance.

A look of surprise flashed in the eyes of the one-armed old butler. He was worthy of being the deacon of the Fortress of Destruction. He immediately calmed down and bowed slightly.

"Since both of you are fine, it's best. The master is worried about the distinguished guest. Please come with me. As for this... friend, you can rest in the guest room. I think the master will summon you soon. ." The old butler said to Deadpool.

"Hahaha... This is not possible. You won't believe it when I tell you. There is a big pool of urine on the bed in the room. The smell is so unpleasant that I can't rest at all. If you don't believe me, go smell it and you will definitely feel the same... Stallion-like male hormones, that’s right! That’s man’s urine within man’s urine, it’s my Deadpool’s urine, hahaha...” Deadpool raised one hand, and Li Kang patted it in cooperation. This kind of provocation The two have performed the drama countless times before.

"...Then I will arrange to change your room.

"This time the old housekeeper was really stunned.

"No, both of us have to go see Doctor Doom. This matter is related to the purpose of our alliance this time. Oh... By the way, let that Hydra agent pay Deadpool's bill first, and then let him go. Come on, I know why he came." Li Kang reached out and turned the old housekeeper's body around, asking him to lead the way.

Deadpool followed him around, constantly saying strange things. He used to be a chatterbox who liked to talk nonsense, but now he talks more, and often he talks about meaningless things. For example, he suddenly said something to He breathed in the air and said: Author, some people say that your updates are too slow. If you continue to secretly watch American TV series, be careful, I will blow your anus with a big gun...Okay, just take it, my big gun is very powerful. I'm so thirsty...

Li Kang thought for a while, but still didn't understand what he meant. Maybe something weird was really mixed into Deadpool's mind, but since he was targeted by Deadpool, no matter what kind of bacteria it was, Whoever it is, he is dead, but Deadpool is not shy about life and death.

On the contrary, what he admired more was the old butler. Li Kang knew that Deadpool was such a talkative person. This guy never strayed from his profession. Every sentence must contain shit and shit. If there are more vulgarities, there will be more vulgarities. , The old butler could actually endure it with an expressionless face, because of his determination, this old butler with only one arm is also a person.

The hall was brightly lit, and Doctor Doom was sitting steadily at the end of the long table. A pair of eyes behind the mask stared into the distance intently. No matter what he was thinking, he must be planning something grand. His thoughts were definitely not It will be limited to this small Eastern European country. Latvinia is too small for Doctor Doom.

"Wow~! I finally saw the real person of Doctor Doom," Deadpool suddenly passed the old butler and trotted up to Doctor Doom in an obscene manner. He reached out to touch Doctor Doom's head, but his hand was bounced by a force field. Flying away, he rubbed his wrist and exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's true that a head worth one billion cannot be touched randomly. In fact, I'm very curious, how did you offend Nick Fury? He offered a reward of one billion. Your head.”

Doctor Doom had been monitoring the situation and already understood the general situation. Suddenly, he grabbed Deadpool's wrist with lightning speed, turned to look at Deadpool, and spoke word by word.

"Because I liberated Latvinia!" Doctor Doom then let go of Deadpool and returned to his original sitting position.

"Liberation? Hey...man, don't you know that you are a dictator? Isn't it too shameless to use the word liberation? I don't mean anything else. I just feel strange. What makes you feel that you are a liberator? Well, it's not usually people like you who overthrow, that's called liberation, right?" Deadpool said carelessly, he pulled out a chair and squatted next to Dr. Destruction.

Li Kang slapped his forehead, this guy Deadpool is really a little expert at committing suicide.

"Latvinia was originally ruled by a brutal pro-American king. He betrayed his own people, sold precious minerals to American companies at low prices, and implemented ethnic cleansing and obscurantist policies internally. Before I overthrew him, there were only three people in the country. One-third of the country has access to electricity, road coverage is less than 25%, the country’s illiterate population reaches 85%, and 70% of the population is hungry.”

"During my three years of rule, all unequal treaties were abrogated, minerals were returned to the state, power grids and highway coverage reached 100%, and now less than 5% of the population is illiterate. People across the country have sufficient food, and Under me, there is still a House of Representatives running the country. If they no longer love Destruction, they can vote to remove me at any time, so use your own eyes to see more and listen less to biased reports from Western media." Dr. Destruction said calmly.

(If you like this book, please recommend it to your collection, thank you~~~)