The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Why? You still ask why? Don't you know it well?" Deadpool continued to exert pressure on his hand, and the blade had already touched Bullseye's shoulder, but he didn't really want to kill Bullseye, so the blade stopped there. It stopped moving.

Bullseye was really confused. He also felt that Deadpool didn't really want to kill him, and he felt a lot more relaxed. "At least give me a reason. Even if you really want to kill me, you have to make it clear to me." Damn it."

Deadpool really thought about it, and nodded in agreement, "Yes, you are right, you should indeed be made to die. In fact... I am a partner of justice, so I must destroy this evil person like you." only."

"This...is this your reason?" Bullseye felt like he was being tricked, "Are you going to be so arrogant and unreasonable? Don't you think you are a bit cold, heartless, and unreasonable?"

If Deadpool had that kind of self-awareness, he would no longer be Deadpool. He shook his head like a rattle, "No, I think everything is normal. Who makes you a evil person? I am a man who kills people for my own good." The only way to harm people is to deal with evil thieves like you. Well, I want to write down this sentence. It is simply a golden sentence, a wise saying. In the future, those idiots in Hollywood who like to flatter themselves will definitely give it to themselves. When this greatest member of the Avengers makes a big movie, he must have a few iconic and powerful words that can be passed down.

For example, this sentence, I am a partner of justice...So, little sister, you must be a villain...This sentence is good. It is estimated that the big Hollywood producers will pull into their pants immediately after hearing this golden sentence. It is simply He's so handsome. I guess when Deadpool reveals his identity, Bullseye will have to pull his pants down. How could he possibly think of...my true identity, haha....Deadpool looked at Bullseye His eyes were almost green, and his heart was already filled with joy.

Li Kang Lengyan watched the little farce performed by the two of them. How could he not understand what Deadpool was thinking? In fact, he just wanted to pretend to be X, it was that simple.

Bullseye just said that he wanted to deal with the Avengers, which gave Deadpool room to play. This guy took advantage of every opportunity to show off his noble status as a formal member of the Avengers. Seeing that Deadpool was about to reveal the answer to the mystery, Li Kang came over and said to Bullseye, "No need to guess. This guy has recently joined the Avengers. He wants to show off. Who made you talk so enthusiastically just now without asking about this guy's identity?"

"Impossible!" Bullseye was a little confused when he heard this. "Although the Avengers like to pretend, they are still normal human beings in general. Are they crazy? Unless they don't want to do it anymore, otherwise How could you let this guy join? They must be crazy. It’s over, the end of the world is coming, it must be like this, our earth is almost over.”

Li Kang feels that Bullseye's intuition seems to be somewhat accurate. If the world relies on "superheroes" like Deadpool to save it, it is probably not far from destruction.

Deadpool was very dissatisfied and withdrew the high-frequency vibranium knife.

You can see unhappiness written all over his face through the mask. To say that high technology is high technology, most people wear masks, such as Batman in the movie, and his emotions can only be seen through the tone of voice, but Deadpool's nano-level, self-repairing suit makes his expressions as vivid as ordinary people's. The problem is that this tights is too close-fitting. Sometimes when I see beauties wearing bikinis, I feel so... A handsome man like the waiter couldn't control himself and often caused very embarrassing situations. He was slapped and called a gangster more than once. He was indeed a gangster, but usually he took action. He was slapped in the face. It was unjust to be beaten like this for just a thought. At least he had to get an advantage and then be beaten, which was worth it.

"My good brother, why don't you just play like this?" The more Deadpool thought about it, the more angry he became. He couldn't help but mumbled to express his dissatisfaction, "I finally had an identity that I could show off for once, why did you expose my identity?" What about Lao Di, don’t I deserve to enjoy it?”

Li Kang took a puff of cigarette, sprayed it all over Deadpool's face, pointed at his face and said, "You are right, you are not worthy of enjoying this. Do you want me to remind you again, about Dracula? As well as the fact that vampires can walk around in broad daylight, if the Avengers know the truth of the matter, let me think about it...Forget it, I am too lazy to use my brain, so why don't you imagine it for me."

In Deadpool's mind, a classic courtroom scene immediately emerged. He was wearing a mask, but he was wearing prisoner's clothes, with handcuffs and shackles on his body, standing in the dock, and sitting in the jury box were the Avengers. Among the members of the alliance, the first one is naturally Captain America, followed by Iron Man, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Black Panther, Falcon... and even Spider-Man, who is sitting on the judge's bench for some reason. , turned out to be Thanos, who was wearing a black robe, a ridiculous wig on his head, and holding a small hammer in his hand.

"The defendant below is Deadpool. It was he who stole the original Pale Cross, causing vampires to overcome the weakness of sunlight and causing the world to fall into a situation ruled by vampires. The culprit of all this is him. He betrayed mankind and betrayed all People!" Thanos is an eternal clan on Titan. I don't know why he speaks for mankind everywhere, but this is the world in Deadpool's imagination, so nothing is surprising.

"Guilty!" "Guilty!" "He is guilty!"....

The members of the Avengers stood up one after another, accusing Deadpool of being guilty. These jurors were crazy. If it weren't for the imaginary world, they would probably jump out and set up a fire in the courtroom. Xing Zhu, tied him up and burned him to ashes.

"I pronounce the sentence and sentence Deadpool to be burned at the stake!" Thanos raised his hand and slammed the small hammer on the table.

"No, no... no Huo Xing, no Huo Xing!!" Deadpool screamed loudly.

Bullseye was watching the conversation between the two of them, a little confused, but he also had an intuition that the sudden rise of vampires might have something to do with the two of them, "What on earth are you two doing?" What are you talking about? Is it possible that you two are responsible for the rise of vampires?"

He decided to test it out and see the reaction.

Sweat was pouring from Deadpool's head. Fortunately, he had a mask to block it, otherwise he would have been betrayed. He put his hands on his hips and laughed guiltily, "You are kidding, are you kidding me? The rise of vampires, why does it have anything to do with me?" , we are also victims, okay? Besides, when Dracula started to rise, okay, we were still in the fairy palace, are you stupid?"

Bullseye is not the kind of person who is good at IQ. He is a smart person, but his personality is too twisted. His smart IQ is often suppressed by the messy voices in his head. This time, his smart IQ has occupied a high ground, but soon He was about to be fooled by Deadpool again. He thought the same thing. Dracula had only risen recently. At that time, the most powerful superheroes on the earth, including mutants and Avengers, etc., were all in Asgard. , it is said that he had a big fight with the legendary monsters, and even the sentry was seriously injured, and could only stay in the fairy palace to recover from his injuries, and even Osborn, the director of the SHIELD Secret Service, was sacrificed.

Although he is a member of the Sky Hammer Team, he is far from a core member. In fact, among the entire Sky Hammer Team, only Sentinel, Moonstone and Osborn are the core members. However, this time in order to maintain Osborn's image, everyone has achieved They had a tacit understanding that they wanted Osborn to leave in a glorious way, so they said in front of others that Osborn went to the Immortal Palace to help deal with a huge crisis that could destroy the Nine Realms, and praised him as extremely brave. It is estimated that if Osborn still returns If he were alive, with his thick skin, he would probably blush a little.