The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Hello, travelers!" the star warrior said in Earth language.

Deadpool opened his eyes wide in excitement and asked, "Oh my God, I didn't expect aliens to speak our language."

The star warrior was stunned for a moment, then said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I don't speak your language. My star helmet can automatically recognize the languages ​​of all races in the universe and translate my words into words that you can understand. Looks like you understand."

Deadpool was stunned for a moment and said, "That's amazing. Your accent is very strong. Are you from Texas?"

Li Kang kicked Deadpool aside. This guy's habit of talking a lot has come back again. This time he came here specifically to steal things. The more he talks, the bigger his flaws will become!

"I'm sorry, Commander Star, we are travelers from the earth, and we have important information. We want to report it to the commander of your legion. I wonder if you can contact him for me?"

The Star Warrior was stunned again. He nodded and said, "It should be okay. There are also people from Earth among my colleagues. Please wait a moment. I will contact you right away. But if it is convenient, can you reveal the information first?" I can’t just contact my superiors without knowing anything about the situation.”

The hierarchical management of the Star Legion is very strict. Although the Star Helmet will automatically tell whether the Star Warriors are loyal enough and have a righteous heart, most of them are aliens after all, so hierarchical management is necessary. , but everything has advantages and disadvantages. The result of strict management is that the current system is somewhat rigid and has serious bureaucracy.

Li Kang didn't expect aliens to be so troublesome, so he had to wait patiently for the results. The Star Legion soldiers were waiting for the contact results. He and Li Kang chatted wordlessly, "What kind of place is the earth? Our Star Legion Inside, there are several people from the Earth, and each one is a brave warrior. According to them, before being selected, they were just ordinary people on the Earth, and some of them were always bullied. On top of Terra, I can’t even imagine who would dare to bully them.”

Li Kang blinked. It was no secret that people from Earth often walked out of the goal. However, before confirming whether he was from Earth, he didn't even do a check. He just kept chatting awkwardly here. This person in front of him didn't even do a check. Either the people are new recruits, or the Star Legion is actually just a ragtag bunch...

It is estimated that the majority of the latter is the latter. Thanos once said that if the soldiers of the Star Legion were in his hands, they would have been trained into an invincible army in the universe. The Kree Empire, the Shi'ar Empire, and the Skrull Empire were his three major powers. If the empire joins forces, they will still wipe him out.

However, the actual situation is that the Star Legion is a younger brother in front of the three empires. It is somewhat similar to Switzerland's status on the earth. It is a permanently neutral country and sends Star Legion soldiers from time to time to mediate cosmic disputes.

Just like United Nations troops.

Deadpool also scratched his head and looked at the Star Warrior. After a while, the Star Warrior took out an instrument and scanned the two of them.

A projection appeared in mid-air, which was a beautiful woman with golden hair. "Yes, these two are indeed from Earth. What are you doing on the planet Terra? Tourism? Business? Visiting relatives and friends? Don't get me wrong. It’s just routine.”

Li Kang prepared a lot of reasons, but he couldn't come up with any of them. The immigration inspection was a matter of course. Why did this make the people of the Star Legion feel very embarrassed?

After a while, the commander of the Star Legion asked some casual questions and was about to let them go.

Deadpool had a bad mouth, and the Star Warrior had already arrived at the door. He suddenly said, "What kind of inspection is this? Aren't you afraid of some stowaways on our ship? We don't check every cabin."

The Star Warrior stopped, turned around and said sheepishly, "Sorry, I'm a new recruit and don't know much about these things. This friend wearing a mask is right. I should check it out. I really don't know. Excuse me, can you open the cabin and let me do a routine inspection?"

Li Kang glared at Deadpool with a killing look, turned around and said with a smile, "Of course there is no problem. In fact, I mainly want to meet your general. I have already said that I have important information. To report, in the universe, apart from your Star Legion, I don’t know who to contact.”

Thanos' spies have found out the whereabouts of the Power Stone, which is hidden in the headquarters of the Star Legion and protected by strict security measures. They want to break through head-on. Facing more than a thousand Star Warriors, they are victorious. The possibility is infinitely close to zero.

So finding a way to get inside is the best option. Thanos gave this task to Li Kang.

Li Kang also thought up a strategy early. He was going to pretend to have information to report. He even thought about the content of the information, which was that assassins from the Cancerous Universe had sneaked into this universe to cause trouble.

Of course, the information is true and reliable, and it is very important information. It is related to the life and death of the entire universe. You can check it at will with the Star Legion. If the information is inaccurate, you can cut off my head, Li Kang. On this point, Li Kang Kang dares to protect them!

But the actual situation is that after being so fully prepared, I found that the Star Legion did not check carefully at all. It was as if I had prepared a heavy punch, and found that what was blocking me was just a layer of cotton wall.

Originally, everyone thought that a powerful military group in the universe like the Star Legion must be a strict military fortress. The planet Terra itself is a huge space fortress with some high-tech training grounds inside. All the Star Legions The warriors all had iron-blooded looks on their faces, each with bulging muscles, and their eyes were as sharp as knives. As soon as they opened their mouths, they knew this was Sparta!

There's a bit of drama here, but Deadpool and the two of them had indeed brought the Spartan Warriors into the Star Warriors before this.

But now it seems that it’s not the same thing at all. The people in the Star Legion are a bit cute and cute, more like a militia organization. It’s just that the Star Helmet gives each of them the ability to compete with the most powerful superheroes on earth. .

The star warrior in front of him didn't even understand the most basic inspection procedures. Only after hearing Deadpool's words did he know that he should check it.

His vigilance was so poor. No wonder Ronan was dissatisfied with the peace agreement signed by the Kree Empire. With the loose discipline of the Star Legion, anyone would feel useless if they lost to such an opponent.

However, in history, Switzerland has also defeated Austria. There is really no way to explain this.

The Star Warrior looked around the starship. There were five or six rooms here for the crew to rest during sailing. He ordered Li Kang to open these lounges. There was nothing inside except some simple luggage.

"Don't you people on earth have any entertainment measures?" Star Warrior said sympathetically, "When we sail, there are some books or games to play, and entertainment and variety shows to watch. Your sailing conditions are too difficult."

"It's easy to say, you can still stop. In order to survive, you should work harder." Li Kang laughed.

The star warrior said two more words. He was a good and kind person. If the situation was different, Li Kang would really like to have a drink and chat with him.