The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Anyway, the wine was not expensive. Li Kang just felt a little funny. He handed the wine to Old Uncle Hal, took out a bag of salt and pepper peanuts from his arms and handed it over, "Don't drink it dry, it's boring. Let's have something to go with the wine."

Old Uncle Hal took a sip of wine, picked up two peanuts and put them in his mouth, "Hmm... I haven't eaten peanuts in many years. I almost forgot how many years ago. I'm getting old... ..It must have been thirty years ago. It feels so nostalgic. Oh, by the way, don’t stand like this. Come in quickly. There are regulations. This door cannot be left open for too long. It will close by itself after a while. It will be very troublesome to open it again.”

So the three of them moved into the trophy collection hall. When they entered the door, they were greeted by a murderous aura. All the items displayed here were very dangerous, including the Chitaru Lord's War Blade, the Kree Archon. The Purification Hammer, the Skrull gravity weapons, etc., all kinds of different. This is the real memorial hall of the Star Legion, and the ones outside are all junk.

Next to the gate, there is a small house about ten square meters, which contains a simple bed and some daily necessities.

"My place is a little shabby, but although it is small, it has all the necessary equipment, such as satellite TV, the latest game consoles, everything to eat, drink and have fun. Apart from being a little lonely, I have meatballs to accompany me. Everything is good. I am living now I am very happy, much happier than on earth."

Uncle Hal took out a fleshy, round pet from under the bed. It looked like a combination of Pikachu, a panda and a puppy. It looked very cute.

Hanging on the wall was a huge TV that was thinner than paper, and Gao Tianzun's Colosseum commercial was playing on it.

Obviously, Gao Tianzun was very satisfied with Thor's combat effectiveness. He called Thor the runner-up and the Hulk the champion.

And a new season has started. As long as you defeat the runner-up, you can gain freedom. If you defeat the champion, in addition to freedom, you can also get a large amount of generous rewards.

Although Gao Tianzun likes to cheat in games, he is never stingy about realizing the results of the game. If he can defeat himself who cheated within his rules, Gao Tianzun will show a certain respect for such opponents, but really In fact, Gao Tianzun doesn't really want to mess with this kind of person.

"Bah! This old PY started to deceive people again," Old Uncle Hal pointed at Gao Tianzun and said, "This guy and his brother are two bastards. None of them are good. His brother is slightly stronger than him. Well, when I was young, I was captured by him and it took a lot of effort to escape. At that time, I launched a massive uprising and blew up all the shabby planets. Later, this old PY learned from Now he has become a star, and he no longer exploits the gladiators like the Roman emperor did before. He doesn't cheat openly like before, but he keeps making small moves secretly.

Did you watch today's game? The lightning man almost won. Three months after the champion came here, I saw him look tired for the first time. Even if it was only for such a short time, it was amazing. "

Deadpool and Meatball were very close, and they started playing together when they met. Li Kang took out some food such as burgers, fried chicken, and French fries from his windbreaker.

There is an extra-dimensional space inside the windbreaker itself. In the magic world, it is not considered a particularly advanced magic. For example, Doctor Strange's New York Sanctuary is a three-story building on the outside. The internal space is almost endless. It is only the third level. There are more than a thousand rooms on the first floor.

In fact, half of them are connected to a mess of dimensions.

Old Uncle Hal grabbed a burger and his mouth watered. He opened his mouth and took a fierce bite, "It's delicious. It's really delicious... It still tastes like when I was young. It's full of memories." It’s all memories, this smell should be from the Cow King Burger shop next to Hell’s Kitchen, is it still open?”

Li Kang had already guessed that the veteran in front of him was an Earthling, but when he heard the words Hell's Kitchen, he was still stunned. "Yes, they have been open for almost half a century, but the recipe has never changed. I actually I don’t like eating this kind of junk food, but they are easy to store and taste good, so I buy some every time I go out, and I can be considered a regular customer of theirs.”

"It's delicious. I haven't had a burger for a long time. Everything is good here on Terra. The scenery is beautiful. People are stupid. You don't need to be as careful when dealing with them as you do on Earth. The pace of life is very slow. I I am a star-marked veteran, and they respect me very much, but when it comes to wine and food... I can’t say it. I often go to the woods to catch some small toys like star rabbits and roast them.”

Regarding the terrible food on Terra Planet, Li Kang deeply agreed, "Yes, especially the Terra Fruit. It tastes worse than fart."

"That's right, it tastes the same as Ronan the Accuser," Old Uncle Hal said with a smile, "We have been fighting Ronan the Accuser for most of our lives, starting when I was an Earthling, all the way to my teeth. All of them were lost until a while ago, when Ronan the Accuser almost used some power stone to blow up the planet Terra. Fortunately, a young man from Earth named Star-Lord led the team to stop him. We Earthlings are so good. , of course not all of them are good, there are also a lot of scum, especially Hell’s Kitchen, are you two from that damn place too?”

Li Kang nodded and said, "Yes, we are all from Hell's Kitchen. Now the earth has changed a lot. It has become worse. What superheroes and super villains have become? These perverts in tights pop up several times every day." This one has made the earth a mess."

"The earth has always been like that. The last time I came back to the earth, it was still the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union. They were shouting every day that the world would end tomorrow. A group of hippies were drunk and dreaming all day long. I really couldn't stand it. I just wanted to help and put those nuclear bombs away. I destroyed them all, but I didn’t expect to be beaten up by people from both sides. Those damn superheroes you mentioned made me unable to stay on Earth any longer. But even now, I don’t think I was wrong. It was just that at that time The judgment of the situation is not accurate enough. According to Star-Lord, I am still on the wanted list of SHIELD."

"Ha! It's hard for good people to be good, but for bad people to be good, they can put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Everyone is cheap." Li Kang took a sip from the Coke, "A good person does a hundred good things, and only one wrong thing will happen." When everything goes to zero, you become a bad person. And when a bad person does a good thing and puts down his butcher knife, he immediately becomes a good person. If you ask me to say it, it’s bullshit. As long as we do things with a clear conscience, we don’t want to be a bad person. Be a good person."

"I have the consciousness," Old Uncle Hal said after taking another sip of wine. "To be honest, I was a little frustrated at the beginning. If I could meet someone like you to enlighten me, I might even have my grandson now." If you have it, why should you be stuck in this hellish place? When you get older and have half your foot in the coffin, you realize that all the things you valued before are just clouds."

Deadpool picked up a piece of pizza and gave it to Meatball. Meatball returned to the nest with the pizza in his mouth, shaking his head and eating it happily.

The three of them sat in front of the small table and started chatting. When the fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers, their eyes were filled with tears. At least the eyes of Deadpool and Old Uncle Hal were filled with tears.