The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Li Kang came to Thanos and saw that the cosmic butcher was looking up at the stars, sitting in pain and meditating. He didn't know what bad idea he was holding in his heart.

"Boss Thanos." Li Kang said.

Thanos said without looking back, "Don't call me boss! I'm not your boss. If you must, just call me sir!"

Li Kang nodded and said, "Generally, the guys I call "sir" will be unlucky in the end. We are on the same boat now, so it is better to be a little lucky. You are now the de facto boss of our alliance. Look at Loki. , Thor, and the Hulk, they are all unruly guys, they won’t listen to me, but they will listen to you, so it’s okay to call you boss.”

Thanos heard that this was indeed the case. He had always had some doubts about Li Kang, because before he entered the Infinity Pool, this cunning Earthling also followed him in. Would he also know the secret of the Infinity Stones? Too many things happened during this period, and he didn't have the time to investigate them. Now that he has come to the door, it is better to listen to him and see if he can get something out. If Li Kang knows the secret of the infinite stones, then Just find time to kill him.

"Okay, do as you like," Thanos said nonchalantly, "By the way, my body hasn't recovered yet, and we don't have that much time to waste. To deal with that cancerous god group, we need the power of the gloves. You are a powerful black magician, and I am very relieved to leave it to you to use."

Li Kang was stunned for a moment and thought, "Do I control the Infinity Gauntlet?" Not to mention whether you are really willing to hand it over to me, even if you really hand it over to me, my body will definitely not be able to bear it. Although I can use black magic, my physical fitness is still that of an ordinary person. Let me After one use, this small body will probably be scrapped!

I had the intention to refuse directly, but my heart turned. Would Thanos trust me so much? How is that possible? Once you get into contact with him, you will know that Thanos looks like a reckless man similar to the Hulk, but he has a delicate mind and often has wild ideas. He is a very cunning cosmic bully. Even Gao Tianzun was tricked by him. .

If you think about it carefully, things are certainly not that simple. There must be one or several traps in these words.

Since it is a temptation...is there anything in me worth testing? Think about it carefully and don't think about it for too long...

After a pause of about two seconds, Li Kang chuckled, "It's not impossible to control it for me, but I don't know the principle of control. Wait a minute, boss, please explain to me. Is there any spell required to drive this glove? "

Thanos nodded and said, "Spells are indeed needed. This is the language formulated for us by a supreme being from outside the multiverse when the universe was first formed. It is the oldest sacred spell. The original form of all languages ​​now is This sacred ancient language is difficult to pronounce, please follow me and pronounce %...\u0026*\u0026******!"

"%...\u0026*\u0026******!"

Li Kang followed each syllable and pronounced it accurately. The pronunciation was very convoluted, and the final resonance made people's nasal passages numb.

"As expected of a long-famous black magician, he is indeed different. You can master such a difficult spell after just listening to it once. You can read it again and I will listen to it to see if there are any mistakes."

"%...\u0026*\u0026******!"

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So Li Kang repeated it a dozen times in a row, not to mention getting angry. In fact, controlling the Infinity Gauntlet requires thoughts. Sometimes he has the power of an Infinity Stone without even knowing that he is using it, and he thinks he has suddenly obtained it. The superpower is just that he instinctively regards the infinite gems as some kind of talisman or something.

The same goes for the Infinity Gauntlet. There is no need for any spells at all. The reason why Thanos said this is to test. Fortunately, I was smart enough to pretend to know nothing about the Infinity Gauntlet. If even a little flaw had been exposed just now,

It has probably been torn into pieces by now.

We are all in the same boat, although I, Li Kang, also entered the Infinity Pool and learned the secrets of the Infinity Stones and the Infinity Gauntlet. Although I conspired with Deadpool to steal the Infinity Gauntlet and find another opportunity to turn you into the ugliest one in the universe. Toad, although we plan to betray you, it is just an idea. At least before we rescue the goddess of death, we are loyal to you Thanos. You actually doubt me and test me. Looking at your fierce little eyes, He must still want to kill me, what a villain!

Using the heart of a villain to judge the heart of a gentleman, Thanos, you are just a despicable and shameless old dog!

Li Kang scolded Thanos fiercely in his heart, and on the surface he wanted to cooperate with Thanos in performing.

Thanos just corrected the spell he recited, and did not recite it a second time. In fact, he made up the spell in Kree and Skrull languages, and mixed it with a sentence in Raku. The prophecy was mixed with such a playful response that I even forgot how to pronounce it after saying it.

At the end of this brief trial, Thanos's doubts had not been completely dispelled, but at least there were fewer doubts in his mind than before.

In order to reassure Thanos, Li Kang pretended to recite the so-called spell several times. Finally, he took out a small notebook and solemnly explained the pronunciation and characteristics of pronunciation. On the surface, he had done a lot of homework.

Thanos was amused by his serious attitude, as if he would really hand him the Infinity Gauntlet. It seems that this earthling is not as smart as he seems, but it is not surprising. He can compete with the stupid ass of Deadpool. To become a best friend, one must not have a very high IQ. No smart person can stand up to a stupid guy like Deadpool.

Li Kang certainly could not have imagined that the reason that really made Thanos feel at ease with him was because Thanos despised Deadpool, not because of his superb acting skills.

Although Thanos has become more at ease, he is cunning and suspicious by nature, and he is gifted with conspiracy and scheming. Earlier when he was still a child, he was already able to kill people continuously in a technologically advanced area like Titan. Multiple compatriots became the first and last serial killers of the Eternal Titan clan!

The training of the Goddess of Death naturally contributed to this, but his own talent was truly important.

The goddess of death does not only choose one messenger of death. At different times, she always uses various means to find those chosen by her power of death. After careful cultivation, many of them have embarked on the path of serial killers. Some became butchers, murderers, or war madmen.

But the position of Death Messenger has never been changed since Thanos was successfully lured to the path of death by her, even though Thanos fancifully wanted to be the only legal husband of the Goddess of Death, on an equal footing with the Goddess of Death. Tyrant was extremely dissatisfied and refused to see him again. Even during that time, Thanos was still the messenger of death!

Li Kang was spied on in various ways for a long time. He had dealt with people like Thanos countless times, and he was able to handle them easily. In the end, he did not arouse Thanos' suspicion.

But such endless probing was not an option. Li Kang found an opportunity and immediately intervened, changing the topic.

"Boss, I know that you have a romantic relationship with the goddess of death. Can you tell me how you first met?"

With one sentence, Thanos' eyes shifted to the void again, and he showed a look of longing for memories, "How did I meet the goddess of death? Ah... It's so long ago that I can hardly remember it. Well, initially... it should have been when I was just born."

Sure enough, Thanos had never discussed his love relationship with the goddess of death with anyone. Li Kang suddenly asked to listen, and he realized that he couldn't wait to find someone to talk to about his love.

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