The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

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Of course, there must be a justifiable reason for sworn sworn relationship with a peerless villain like Thanos. Otherwise, if the sworn sworn relationship fails, Thanos will probably slap him and send him to his death.

When Li Kang dared to bring it up, he caught Thanos's weakness. Thanos's only weakness is love. This guy is a love saint.

"Of course, do you understand what sworn sworn marriage means?" Li Kang asked.

Thanos nodded and said, "Of course I understand, sworn homage is a relationship closer than alliance, but do you really trust me? What good will it do to you to sworn sworn brother with me?"

Thanos spoke frankly. He destroyed his entire clan and killed all his compatriots, even his own mother. If you become sworn brothers with him, you might die faster than usual.

Li Kang has thought of this a long time ago. There is no use in making sworn vows with people who have no bottom line. The problem is that Thanos has a bottom line, so this is easy to handle.

So he spoke forcefully, "I'm talking about Thanos, have you misunderstood something? We will not benefit from you by becoming sworn brothers. I am doing it for your own good. I don't know if you have heard of this sentence." , Friend’s wife, shouldn’t be bullied?”

Thanos thought for a while and said, "Is it a proverb from the earth? I really observed it around the earth, but what I heard was that nothing is more delicious than dumplings, and nothing more fun than a sister-in-law..."

"Okay, okay," Li Kang quickly interrupted, not allowing him to continue. It seems that Thanos didn't learn anything good on earth, "Those are things that shameless villains would do. We But as a gentle man, Deadpool values ​​brotherhood the most. If you see the two of us getting along, you should be able to tell. As long as you and I and Deadpool are sworn sworn brothers, we swear in the name of the goddess of death that we will abide by brotherhood. , so you understand.”

Thanos actually didn't understand anything, but he still nodded and said with a clear look, "It seems to make some sense."

He could only hold back this sentence. After saying it, he looked at Li Kang eagerly to see if there was any follow-up explanation.

Li Kang stared at Thanos's eyes for a few seconds, pretending to understand, "Oh! I forgot to explain. Didn't I say it before? My friend's wife should not be bullied... I This person is actually quite shameless, but there is a bottom line. This is my bottom line as a human being. I will never touch my friend’s wife, and the same goes for Deadpool. Otherwise, we two will not be able to become brothers in life and death. As long as you become brothers with us, Brother Life and Death, if you marry the goddess of death again, then the goddess of death will become Deadpool's sister-in-law. You cannot touch the sister-in-law. This is the bottom line, so..."

This time Thanos finally understood.

He pounded his fist excitedly, "Seconds, but do you guarantee that Deadpool can do what you said? He is a very shameless villain. Compared with him, I feel like a saint."

Li Kang slapped his chest in his dream, "Don't worry! There is absolutely no problem with his character. I can guarantee you with my personality. As long as you agree, I will bring him here and let him be in front of you." I promise that from now on, I will never have a tryst with the goddess of death again! The green paradise prairie above your head can finally be taken off!"

Thanos was overjoyed and hugged Li Kang, "Great, as long as you can accomplish this, you will be my half-brother! As long as you want, just tell me, I will definitely do it in the future I will satisfy you, hahaha..."

The two laughed together for a while, and then Thanos began to urge him to get down to business. He had previously dismissed Li Kang's proposal of sworn sworn friendship, but that changed in the blink of an eye.

So I immediately went to discuss it with Deadpool.

The original idea was relatively simple. As long as Thanos relaxed, all that was left was to find a way to convince Deadpool. This should be easy. Deadpool always listens to him. This time it is related to the rise and fall of the universe. He Haven't you always had a dream of being a superhero? What greater achievement could there be than saving the universe?

When I go out and talk about it, I feel so much better...

Hi! Captain America, what have you been busy with lately? I heard that you just defeated Hydra last week and successfully saved New York? very impressive? What? What have I been busy with lately? Nothing? It's just that I defeated a mutated universe and saved a small universe. It's nothing. It sounds more lofty, but actually saving New York is more down-to-earth. Captain, you are my idol, so you must work hard!

Even if this is not the highest realm of pretending, it is definitely a realm as high as ten floors above.

If nothing else, this alone is enough to convince Deadpool.

However, the actual situation is so complicated. Indeed, once Deadpool heard that he could act like a boss in front of Captain America, he immediately stopped caring about anything else, until he heard that the price was that he would no longer be able to date the goddess of death, which he couldn't stand. La.

Even after he became a couple with Xia Kaila, he did not lose contact with the goddess of death. The goddess of death has a temperament that can drive men crazy, especially someone like Deadpool who has fallen into madness mentally and has a perverted murderer. He has the potential to kill more people than any other perverted killer in the world. Perhaps the only person on earth who kills more people than him is the Punisher.

For those of them who are attracted to the goddess of death, the goddess of death is thousands of times more terrifying than the most addictive drug. ,

Moreover, Deadpool and the goddess of death have made an oath of love, and they have sworn countless poisonous oaths. The goddess of death also loves him very much. Since they love each other so well, how can they abandon their lover? Deadpool is also a lover!

Although on the surface, he seems a bit careless and not as affectionate as Thanos appears, in fact, between him and Thanos, Thanos is the big playboy.

Thanos has sown countless seeds in the universe, and has sons all over the universe. Even the goddess of death complained to Deadpool about this in bed, and gave up the goddess to that madman Thanos? It can't be done, it really can't be done!

No matter how coercive or tempting it is, it's no use coercing Deadpool? How to intimidate? Are you threatening to kill him? It's impossible for the buddies who grew up together to yell at Deadpool because of this, and it's useless, Deadpool is immortal.

Love is an unreasonable thing. No one can defeat the mandarin ducks, especially Thanos, his love rival.

Things have become a bit tricky, but one thing is not to lie to Thanos. Deadpool does pay attention to very ritualistic things like sworn homage. This is all because we watched too many Hong Kong martial arts movies together when we were young, and read so many books. superhero comics.

Brotherly loyalty has always been a totem pole in Deadpool's belief, the kind that is sacred and inviolable. I thought that his brain was not working well and he became crazy. Maybe he had downplayed this aspect a little, but he didn't expect that the sound of waves was still there. .

In fact, normally speaking, one should respect Deadpool for sticking to the bottom line of principles. However, half of the Infinity Stones have been collected now. Once all the stones are collected, they will be of no use to Thanos. With Thanos’s character, he may fall out at any time. .