The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Captain America feels a heavy sense of guilt every time he wants to take advantage of Deadpool. Deadpool worships him like a fanatical fan. Not only does he fail to meet some of his demands, but he also designs on him.

When Tony saw that Captain America didn't answer, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Actually, your medal has been made a long time ago, and it's right here, but you know, we are always busy...fighting from heaven to earth. Those bad guys, Thor and the Hulk are missing again, and we are even busier. Black Widow and Hawkeye are always missing. Black Panther has a country to protect, Ant-Man needs to study his high technology, and recently Ultron came out again. , he is very busy, and all of us are extremely busy, just like a little kid who entered the amusement park, and rationally wanted to stop and rest, but his body did not allow it, so he never caught up with you."

In fact, they were hiding from Deadpool. Every time Deadpool came, they knew that they would send Friday to send Deadpool away without even sending a real person. They didn't know if they could fool him with this.

Deadpool hammered his palm hard, "Yes, I am also paying attention to your actions. The world is too uncomfortable for people to worry about. I think it is time for me to contribute. Although I have not officially joined, But I feel that I am already a qualified Avenger. A month ago, I killed a group of Hydra agents and killed almost a hundred people. Don’t thank me. It’s my personal responsibility to do good people and good deeds. It’s my hobby and it’s my honor to make every contribution to our Avengers. But every time I say I am an Avengers, the bad guys will laugh at me. I really hope to have a formal identity. .”

Tony smiled like a businessman, "No problem, I've brought the badge I promised last time."

Deadpool opened his eyes wide, "Oh... the Avengers badge, the one you gave me last time didn't seem to be very useful. Someone told me that it was bought from a toy stand, and I said that was nonsense. , it’s just a simple mechanical failure, Brother Tony is as close to me as a brother, so he wouldn’t lie to me.”

The one I gave to Deadpool last time was really a fake. Although I didn't buy it from a toy store, I did order it online... It's high-end, and it's enough to look fake.

Tony laughed dryly, "Yes, we are closer than brothers. This is a special medal I designed for you. Put it on quickly."

The medal was with Captain America. He took out the medal and presented it to Deadpool.

"Deadpool, since you are a brave warrior and can maintain a noble heart, and meet the recruitment conditions of our Avengers, I specially award this Avengers Medal to you. Please make good use of it. It is not only A medal is also a communication device for our internal communication. The way the Avengers fight is to work together as a team, so timely communication is very important."

"Wow, it looks so divine. I feel like Panda Po. Do you know Panda Po? He's the big fat panda in "Kung Fu Panda".

Of course, my figure is much better than his. My sexy little figure was all built up in the gym. The key is a good base. Look at that fat guy Jinpin, he spends more time squatting in the gym every day than I am ten times heavier, but I am still a fat man, and all the muscles in my body have not been exercised..."

"That's enough!" Captain America's eardrums ached. If Deadpool kept talking like this, he could talk all day long.

Deadpool's mouth is easy to open but difficult to stop. Captain America ordered him to shut up, but he still spoke for a while before shutting up.

"That's right," Captain America said, "We are all very professional superheroes. Do you understand the responsibilities on your shoulders? If you say the wrong thing, it may lead to the death of innocent people, so we never talk nonsense."

Deadpool picked up Big Thumbs and kept his mouth shut.

Tony whispered, "Steve, we have to get him to open his mouth."

"Tony, you are a damn bastard!" Captain America took a deep breath, "Of course, this is not a time of fighting. We are friends and can communicate normally without signing."

Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief, "Huh... I'm holding my breath to death. It feels like I've been underwater for ten thousand years. I really admire those taciturn people. How can they hold their breath for so long."

"Uh... I think they might breathe through their nose. As long as you try hard, you can definitely do it." Tony said with a smile.

Captain America didn't want to talk nonsense, "Let's get to the point. In fact, the thing is like this. You may already know that we are in trouble now. You may also have discovered that the earth is now being invaded by a group of people who claim to be the holy and immortal universe. Intruder attack."

Deadpool gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, these locusts come from the cancerous universe. I know them. I have been dealing with them in space during this time. Captain, you don't even know. These people have no heart." The deadbeat lackeys all serve the Lord of Malta. The Lord of Malta, who gave birth to children without eyes, also works for the group of ancient gods who look like octopuses. These poisonous insects make their living by devouring other universes. , basically immortal, even if the body is destroyed, they can still be reborn in the cancerous universe."

Captain America and Tony looked at each other in confusion. They both thought they should be able to get something out, but they didn't expect Deadpool to throw the most important information directly into their faces.

"What else do you know about this cancerous universe? Why does the relationship between Li Kang and Thanos seem to be very close? In the universe before, we helped the Guardians of the Galaxy and fought against Thanos twice. He was not so easy to talk to. "Yes." Captain America asked hurriedly.

Deadpool scratched his head and said, "If you really want to say it, we're not really that close. Li Kang and I became sworn brothers with different surnames from Thanos."

"What?!"

Captain America and Tony shouted together, their views were refreshed...

Deadpool thought they were unhappy because he was sworn to Thanos, so he waved his hands and said, "Don't misunderstand us. In fact, we were just lying to him. Although Thanos used black magic to strengthen the effect of the sworn oath, Li Kang He has an artifact that can counteract dark magic. I only used a nickname, not his real name. Li Kang didn’t tell me much, but he seems to be afraid of the glove on Thanos’s hand, and we plan to snatch that glove.”

Tony and Captain America looked at each other again, thinking that this person's words were really good. He originally thought it would take some effort, but he didn't expect that he had given up all his strength.

The sworn oath is fake, but the threat of the glove is real. Li Kang is not a timid person, he is a guy who is braver than the sky. Even he is afraid, which is enough to show that the golden glove on Thanos's hand must be There is a very special secret.

Tony said, "I see, don't mention this to anyone again. When the time comes, we will cooperate to grab the gloves."

"This is great!" Deadpool said excitedly, "This is my first official action since I joined the Avengers. We must do something special to leave a souvenir. Let's do this. How about taking a photo as a souvenir?”