The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Don't worry, as long as my Infinity Gauntlet is here, all of us will be happy. I have no interest in ruling the universe, as long as I can protect the safety of our earth." Li Kang patted the Infinity Gauntlet and asked Deadpool rest assured.

Deadpool asked in confusion, "I didn't say anything. You don't have to explain to me. If you like to rule the universe, just do it. Don't worry about me. But aren't you tired of wearing such a big glove all the time? You How are you going to eat and go to the bathroom? Wearing it to the bathroom is definitely inconvenient."

Li Kang smiled and said, "With the Infinity Gauntlet, I don't need to eat anything or go to the bathroom. Only sleep is necessary. The Infinity Gauntlet explained that what is needed to use it is mental power, and what it cannot recover is This is something that belongs to my soul level. The Infinity Gauntlet cannot control or modify the master's soul. This is a safety valve, otherwise I will really become its puppet."

Deadpool laughed and joked, "That's so boring. You don't eat or drink. What do you do to pass the time? Oh, by the way, it is said that you can control time, which means you have unlimited time... .”

Li Kang nodded and said, "Not just time, I can control everything, reality...mind, etc., as long as it exists in the universe, I can control it, including if you want to become uglier, and if you want to make If Xia Kaila changes his mind, I can do it at any time, it's just a matter of snapping my fingers."

Deadpool quickly waved his hand and said, "No, if you have to use this to save your marriage, what will happen to my life? Am I living, or is this glove living for me? Or don't want it, just leave it." I can just send her to the underground world. Oh, by the way, since you haven’t been on Earth for a while, Wanda’s temper has become very bad, so you need to coax her.”

Li Kang showed off the Infinity Gauntlet and said confidently, "It's not necessary. I'll just change the time and change the time I leave to one hour. Wanda won't be angry because I left for one hour."

Deadpool glanced at the Infinity Gauntlet and said, "Isn't that bad of you? Wanda and you are a couple who truly love each other. You even have children. Isn't it insincere of you to do this?"

Li Kang laughed in anger, "You asked me to change your face to be uglier, aren't you trying to cater to the succubus's aesthetics? Are you sincere?"

Deadpool scratched his head in embarrassment, "That's right, we two brothers shouldn't talk about each other."

Li Kang said, "That's right. When chasing Ma Zi to pick up girls, who among us hasn't lied before? When I chased Wanda, I even said I was a good person."

Deadpool said seriously, "You have always been a good person, but you didn't know it, otherwise you wouldn't have so many friends."

Li Kang shook his head and said, "Our friends are dying and running away. We don't have many real friends. You'd better go and see Xia Kela quickly. She will give birth in three days."

Deadpool thought for a moment and said, "Xia Kela and I have been separated for more than a year. Is this the due date of the birth correct?"

The implication is that you are sure this child is mine? Isn’t the estimated due date generally ten months? Could it be that I want to be a father and a successor?

Li Kang took off a green leaf from Deadpool's head and placed it in Deadpool's hand, "Don't worry, the succubus's pregnancy time is much longer than that of humans. She only gave birth in a year and a half. This is already early because the child is of mixed race." , so the pregnancy time is between humans and succubi, she is definitely a baby girl. If you stop talking nonsense, something will really happen to Xia Kela. You know that Saint Bei City is a dangerous place. She does not have enough prestige as the succubus queen, and she is too big. Belly, the situation is very bad now, if you really want to save it, now is the best time."

Deadpool excitedly did some somersaults, "Needless to say, I, Deadpool, am the most brave and courageous person. Send me there now... Wait a minute, can you use the Infinity Gauntlet to handle things smoothly?" Solve it? Then help me, you know I'm a political idiot, I can't talk to those mistresses and mistresses in Saint-Belg City."

Li Kang shook his head and said, "No,

The Infinity Gauntlet can indeed solve all problems, but I hope you don't rely on it. The Infinity Gauntlet is very one-sided. It is omnipotent. The key problem is that omnipotence is really boring. If you are too one-sided, you will lose the fun. I don't want your Life has become so boring. Besides, do you even know how many abilities I have blessed you with? No joke, you are now the most powerful superhero on the planet. No one is stronger than you. If there is any problem that you can't solve, if it doesn't work, just use the method you are best at and fight them. . "

Deadpool chuckled mischievously, "I forgot about this. That's fine. I'll find Xia Kela. You can also go see Wanda. Don't let her wait too long. Oh, by the way, you can I can’t erase all the memories of my having super powers. When I look back and see Captain America and the others, I’m going to shock their jaws!”

"No problem, it's just a matter of snapping his fingers!" Li Kang snapped his fingers, and sure enough, everyone had forgotten about Deadpool's superpower.

This also inadvertently fixed a BUG in everyone's memory, because people who have been to Las Vegas before clearly remember the invincible superpower displayed by Deadpool, but they can't remember where they saw it. Yes, this memory is gone.

Ordinarily, it is impossible to have no memory of such an important thing, but I just can't remember it, and that memory has become a black hole.

However, according to Deadpool's request, after all memories were erased, the black hole disappeared automatically.

Li Kang opened a stable portal, and as soon as Deadpool walked in, he walked out again.

"Um... I still think it would be better to give him something. It's a bit too shabby to just bring such a bald Dormammu. Please give me an idea and I can bring something else."

Dormammu knocked on the wall of the vial and yelled, "You are the bald one! I have hair! These flames are my hair! You are the shabby one! You are the shabby one! Your father is shabby! Your whole family is shabby!"

Deadpool raised the vial and looked at it.

"Boom, boom, boom..."

After shaking it vigorously for a long time, which made Dormammu dizzy, Deadpool grabbed another handful of soil, pried open a crack in the bottle cap, poured the soil in from the crack, and then raised the vial and shook it.

After shaking for a long time, Deadpool stopped.

Dormammu looked disgraced and lay on the ground vomiting, but what he vomited out was all magical energy and nothing material.

"If you dare to speak ill of my family again, I will pee in it!" Deadpool pointed at Dormammu's nose and threatened.

Dormammu opened his mouth, but he didn't dare to spill the dirty water in his belly. Just kidding, no matter how dirty he is, can he still be as dirty as Deadpool? I just cursed a few words casually, this guy really dared to pee in the bottle.

If he was really soaked in Deadpool's urine, even if he could escape back to the dark dimension, why would he still have the face to continue living in the universe? If others didn't tell him, even Mephisto would have to laugh at himself.

Seeing that Dormammu was cowed, Deadpool put the vial in his crotch. There was nothing he could do. He was wearing a tight suit, and the space bag could be hung all over his body. This was the only place where things wouldn't fall out.

Mephisto's face twitched a few times, reminding himself to be more alert in the future and never provoke this guy with no limits, but he kept this in mind and could definitely use it to threaten Dormammu in the future.

Li Kang thought for a while and conjured more than 10,000 crystal roses, which were sealed in a small ball.

"Take it, this is romantic enough. Such beautiful flowers rarely grow in the underground world, let alone crystal ones. I guarantee that when Xia Kaila sees these crystal roses, she will immediately fall into your arms and continue living with you without any shame or shame. Little days.”

Deadpool nodded hurriedly and picked up the ball. There was a heavy texture from the ball. He would have been unable to lift it before, but that was not a problem now. He put the ball in his hand and walked into the portal.

Li Kang very considerately opened the portal to the palace, in front of Xia Kela's dormitory.

Deadpool tidied himself up and was about to move forward when he suddenly found countless succubi in front of him surrounding Xia Kela's palace.

"The false king! Get out! A bastard who gives birth to children for mortals is not qualified to be the king of the succubus!"

"Burn her to death, Xia Kaila has brought shame to us succubi! She must be burned to death!"

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Deadpool was stunned for a moment, the succubi actually rebelled!