The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Deadpool nodded, raised his paw and shouted, "Transform! Balabala little magic fairy!"

After shouting three times.

Colorful flashing ribbons appeared out of thin air, surrounding Deadpool, the mangy dog, in the center. A strange and unpredictable dynamic electronic sound sounded, pink light surrounded him, and there was a strange aroma mixed with the girl's body fragrance. Some pink heart-shaped energy bubbles float in the air.

In the center of it all, Deadpool's body exuding cute pink light waves quickly transformed from dog form into human form.

The dynamic electronic music reached its climax, and the light suddenly became dazzling.

"Destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

The girl's voice came from the light, "Oh, it's strange, why did my voice become like this, and why did I say to destroy you on behalf of the moon? And I said such terrifying words in such a cute voice?"

The light faded, and Deadpool, wearing a sailor uniform and a pair of ponytails, appeared above the garden.

"puff!"

The wet nurse spat out a mouthful of blood on the spot, and for the first time in her life she regretted not pricking her eyes out earlier.

"Mommy, what's wrong with you?" Deadpool continued to say in a cute girly voice, "Why did you suddenly vomit blood?"

"Don't... don't come close to me! Pervert! You damn pervert! If you come near me again, I will burn you to death!" The wet nurse trembled and took out a small wand with a ruby ​​on the top from her arms and pointed it at Deadpool, "You What the hell is it? Is it a human or a monster?"

"Eh hee hee..." Deadpool let out a weird smile that made people's hair stand on end, "Mommy, of course I am a human being, do you even need to ask? I am the Demon Monkey Soju Deadpool... .Eh? Why should I say Magic Monkey Soju?"

The nanny kicked her legs frantically and slid back a few steps, "Dead...Deadpool? How did you become such a ghost?"

Deadpool looked around and saw a well in the garden. He flew over and saw his appearance clearly through the reflection of the well, and his whole body collapsed immediately.

"Detective Kang...Detective Kang..." Deadpool muttered feebly, "Why have I become like this?"

Li Kang's voice sounded impatiently, "Deadpool, have you had enough of this bastard? I'm so busy now. You know I'm not Thanos. I won't build a temple that looks grand but is actually uncomfortable. You are fooling Wanda, I want to build the most comfortable and gorgeous castle in the world, and every step must be meticulously crafted. I have given you invincible abilities, why do you still call me?"

"I've turned into a perverted demon monkey making liquor. Please help me. I can't go to see Xia Kaila like this. She will definitely have a miscarriage if she sees me. I'm too contraceptive..." Deadpool The whole person's energy and energy were gone.

"Forget it, let me see how scary it is."

About two or three seconds later, Li Kang's frightened voice sounded, "Fuck! What did you do? How could you become such a ghost? You are right, Xia Kaila will definitely go crazy when she sees you, even if Xia Kaila is fine, and the child in her belly will definitely be affected as well. It is said that when a succubus' child is born, whoever it sees will look like him in the future. Don't let the child see you looking like this!"

"I...I will pay attention..." Deadpool usually laughs and laughs. The more others don't let him do something, he will do it to show them.

In fact, Li Kang also has a similar complex. According to them, being able to slap the so-called game rule makers in the face with actual actions is a risk worth taking.

Deadpool has never been so well-behaved as he is today. Although he still caused a lot of troubles, compared to before, he is now much more well-behaved.

"Okay, let me analyze what you did."

A strange space suddenly appeared in mid-air. There was a miniature garden patio inside, and Deadpool in dog form repeated the actions just now.

"Bala Bala Little Demon Fairy..."

What follows is a whole sequence of eye-catching transformation actions... After watching it again,

The wet nurse had an urge to die.

Deadpool himself also suffered a considerable mental shock, and had the urge to gouge out his own eyes.

"That's the problem. Didn't I say it? I gave you the authority to use your abilities, and only important things can be repeated three times. What is going on with this Balabala little demon fairy? You repeated it six or seven times, no? It’s weird to turn into a demon monkey and make wine.”

Li Kang quickly found the crux and said calmly, as if this eye-catching transformation had no impact on him.

"I don't know, it's just that this word suddenly appeared in my mind just now. This seems to be something like a magical girl that we loved to watch when we were kids. Oh, by the way, what is Magic Monkey Soju? Why did I suddenly say this word? ?Some strange things always appear in my mind from time to time."

"Magic Monkey Shochu is a Japanese word, which means magical girl. Don't you often go to Japan? Magic Monkey Shochu is an important part of Japanese otaku two-dimensional culture. It is likely that you heard this word accidentally at that time. Forget it, let me help you undo the transformation, I am the Supreme God now, but I am very busy, I warn you again, don't disturb me again!"

"Hehehehehe..." Deadpool scratched his head and laughed loudly, "Don't worry, this is definitely the last time. It's all your fault for giving me so many superpowers and then not telling me the specific ones. Of course I will make mistakes in usage, but didn’t I say that? Failure is the mother of success. I will definitely succeed this time. I don’t want other people’s abilities. I want the abilities of Sentinel! Sentinel! Sentinel!”

Important things were repeated three times, and Deadpool remembered them this time.

A burst of light enveloped Deadpool. After the light passed, Deadpool's surface remained unchanged, except for a layer of slightly flickering golden light around his body.

"Detective Kang, do I have the power of a sentry?" Deadpool shouted into the air.

After a while, nothing happened. It seemed that Li Kang really didn't care about him.

"Damn! You're a guy who values ​​sex over friends! I wish you a happy ending soon!" Deadpool shouted again.

This time, a bolt of thunder and lightning with astonishing energy fell from mid-air, hitting Deadpool right on the body.

Even with the strength of the sentry, the lightning still paralyzed him, and he fell to the ground and twitched for a long time.

The lightning struck so quietly that the thugs outside who besieged the palace didn't even see it. Only Deadpool, who was struck by the lightning, and the nanny sitting on the ground saw it.

"This friend of yours, he seems to be very powerful..." The nanny was shocked, and her thoughts also came to life.

She looked down on Deadpool before because his abilities were too weak, he only had the physical fitness of a peak mortal, and he couldn't be killed. With these two points alone, it was impossible to protect Xia Kaila.

But things are different now. Deadpool has such a friend with great divine power, and it is easy to rescue Xia Kaila.

"It's okay, he's my childhood friend, and we grew up together. His power now is so great that he can dominate the universe, let alone the earth!" Deadpool said proudly.

The wet nurse curled her lips and said, "You're bragging again. I just said a few nice words, and you started bragging without a trace! Let me tell you what you are good at. It turns out that a dog can't change its habit of eating shit!"

Deadpool boasted so much before that no one believed him even if he told the truth.

Seeing what Deadpool wanted to say, the wet nurse snorted with her nostrils, "Forget it, at least I admit that this friend's power is strong enough, and you can still put it to some use. Come with me, little princess, at least every day I've been talking about you ten times, and my ears are almost calloused. You go and see her, she will be very happy."

Deadpool nodded repeatedly and followed the nanny toward the bedroom.