The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Wife? Why did you hit me? We only met after a few months. Why did you hit someone as soon as we met?" Deadpool asked aggrievedly, holding his face in his hands.

Xia Kaila raised her hand and grabbed his ear, pinched it hard, and slapped Deadpool twice with her backhand, "Why did I hit you? Do I need a reason to hit you? Tell me! Why don't you come to me during this time?" ? Where have you been fooling around? Did you go to find your little lover again? Give me leniency if you confess! Sternness if you resist! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"

Deadpool's face was beaten like a bun, and he wanted to hide, but his ear was pinched by Xia Kela. Not to mention hiding, it hurt even if it was pulled even slightly.

In fact, Deadpool is extremely tolerant of pain, but this kind of pain is a conditioned reflex. Whenever he got into trouble since he was a child, his mother would pick him up by his ears like Xia Kaila did to punish him.

"Pah, pah, pah, pah..."

Thanks to Xia Kaela who was about to give birth, she only fanned herself for more than 20 minutes before she got tired.

"Huh..." Xia Kela breathed heavily for a while, and suddenly said worriedly, "Why are you here? What's the use of you coming? Don't think that the immortal body is very powerful. People in the underground world have seen too many immortal bodies. Now, they have many ways to deal with you, such as locking you in a dungeon, or using magic to make a puppet, or even worse, treating you as live feed for livestock. You can't stay here. After the child is born, you and I Let’s leave together!”

Deadpool shook his head, but his mouth was swollen and his teeth were knocked out. He was really speechless, so he looked at the wet nurse.

Xia Kaila noticed Deadpool's behavior and asked the wet nurse, "What's going on? Is there something I don't know?"

The wet nurse glanced at Deadpool, whose face was bloody and bloody, and didn't know how to speak. She held it in for a while and then said slowly, "Actually, it's like this. Deadpool somehow made a great friend. This guy Gave him invincible power..."

At this point, the nanny felt guilty and closed her mouth. Looking at Deadpool's miserable appearance, he didn't look like an invincible person. She felt very embarrassed to do this for him.

Sure enough, Xia Kaila looked back at Deadpool and laughed out loud, "Hahaha... Invincible? Just him? Apart from the ability to heal himself, does he have any special abilities? Among humans, he is He is considered outstanding, but does he have any advantage over people in the underground world? Have you been deceived by him? "

"Woooooo..." Deadpool groaned, wanting to say something.

"Shut up!" Xia Kaila turned around and gave him a fierce slap, then continued to talk to the wet nurse, "I know you are reluctant to leave me, but now there is no other better way. Finally, this guy Deadpool still does it He did something good and gave us two guns that can kill succubi.

Otherwise we would be finished by now. "

The wet nurse sighed helplessly. This was already very difficult. The nobles did not want to soil their own hands, so they adopted a laissez-faire attitude. Only a few who had a good relationship with Adam came to secretly support him.

Because the Succubus Palace is a holy place, unless there is no other way, the dirty feet of lower creatures are not allowed to enter. In other words, the possibility of using lower creatures as cannon fodder is eliminated in disguise.

Adam's reason for wanting to ascend to the throne is that Xia Kela has tarnished the succubus's sacred dignity. If he tramples on the sacred palace with lower creatures again, it will undoubtedly be tantamount to slapping himself in the face. Mother Kerry will definitely be moved and displeased by then. .

At the thought of making that scary old woman angry, Adam's courage suddenly disappeared, so he only dared to place the tangled army outside the palace, and at the same time asked the servants to surround Xia Kela's palace and cut off all supplies. Don't put it in either, it will trap them to death!

Even if they are trapped, they have to be forced out, as long as they leave the palace. Their weapons from the human world are consumables. When the time comes, they can be consumed with the cannon fodder of the lower races.

Besieging the city is the stupidest but lowest-risk method. Adam only has a lifespan of more than a hundred years and his mind is still very immature. The thought of this method is already the limit.

"Little princess, everything I said is true. If you don't believe me, wait and let Deadpool show it to you. If I lied, just punish me. You know that I will never talk nonsense. ." The wet nurse glanced at Deadpool, then went over and kicked him on the butt, "You should show it off quickly! Why are you pretending to be stupid here?"

Do you think I want to give up this opportunity to show off in front of my lover? Isn’t my mouth still swollen?

Deadpool thought aggrievedly and hated Li Kang again. What are you going to do with giving me so many messy abilities? Why not just give me the strongest power at an affordable price? Now there is a restriction. I must repeat it. It takes three times to change abilities... How troublesome?

He didn't want to think about why so many restrictions were placed on him, because he couldn't control it at all. For example, when he used the ability of the sentry just now, he just took one action and the door was demolished. If he was allowed to move twice more, the palace would have to disappear!

Not to mention anything else, just when he hugged Xia Kaila just now, if he hadn't changed his abilities, all the bones in Xia Kaila's body would have been broken.

Fortunately, the self-healing ability is still functioning as a permanent ability. Such a serious injury was fully recovered in less than three minutes. The tongue that was cut by the teeth recovered particularly slowly, but it was finally recovered.

"Honey, I swear, I am really a murderous weapon in the world now! As long as I want to, it only takes a matter of minutes to transform into a human meat grinder. If you don't believe me, look at it, I will transform into Iron Man right now to show you." Deadpool Shouting into the air, "Iron Man! Iron Man! Iron Man!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool's body suddenly became mechanized. As the body expanded to the periphery, his face also turned into a machine. Soon the Iron Man transformation was completed, but it was not like Tony Stark put on a suit. Armor, but he simply turned into a battle armor himself.

It’s as if the universe has acquiesced that the Iron Man suit is the true body.

"Oh~, damn~, I feel weird now~~"! Deadpool said in a mechanical electronic voice, "I can't feel my body anymore!"

Xia Kaila hit his head hard, "If you can transform, why don't you become something more powerful? What's the use of turning into a weakling like Iron Man? Even I can dismantle his armor and transform him." Something powerful, like Thor or the handsome Hulk."

According to human standards, Thor is definitely a handsome man, while the Hulk is pitifully ugly. However, in the succubus' reversed aesthetics, the Hulk is the handsome one.

Deadpool nodded vigorously.

"Bang!" The face turned into a metal mask fell to the ground. Deadpool quickly picked it up and shouted the Hulk's name into the air.

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool's body suddenly swelled up, and the nano-tight suit on his body expanded to the extreme. His body continued to grow, and the exposed skin turned green. His body size increased four to five times, and his head had already grown. Up to the ceiling.

"Wow! This transformation looks great. It's bigger than the real Hulk. Come and twist that steel pipe over there and see how strong it is!" Saw hope.

Although she said she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the children in her belly, it didn't mean that she was really willing to do it.

The ants are still alive, let alone Xia Kaila, a woman who is about to be a mother. She definitely doesn't want to really die. She just doesn't have enough strength to escape from this dangerous environment. But now Deadpool has become the Hulk. If it wasn't just an appearance, escaping would not be a dream.

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