The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Shelley, a flatterer, may have felt that this was almost meaningless, and said with a shy face, "The invincible Lord Deadpool not only has a majestic and sacred appearance, but doesn't he look like a god from a distance? And he pointed it out casually. Our problem is that you did not put the word invincible in front of your name. This wisdom has reached the realm of gods and humans. Even if we ordinary people perform 10,000 craniotomies, we will not be able to catch up to one ten thousandth of your level. !”

"What do you mean?" Deadpool suddenly suppressed his smile and stared at Shelley. The murderous aura floated into the air like steaming water vapor, and it turned out to be golden. When the energy reaches a certain level, a similar phenomenon will occur. , the average superhero will train himself specially to suppress the occurrence of this phenomenon, which in itself indicates that there is a problem in controlling power.

But from another aspect, it also shows that Deadpool's power has reached an inhuman level!

Shelley's Adam's apple rolled up and down twice, "Sir, don't be angry. I'm flattering you, but what I said is true. Your wisdom has reached the realm of heaven and human beings, no... it has reached the level of gods." realm!"

Unexpectedly, Deadpool was still unwilling to give up, "I'm asking you, what do you mean by saying so much! What does wisdom mean when it reaches the realm of heaven and man? What does this sentence mean? What is your charm? Is it a secret message from the demon gang? Or do you just want to disgust me?

Give you three seconds, or I will burn a hole in your brain. Little Dumpty, I think you are a cute elf. I will make an exception and give you three more seconds. If you are still so silent, you can't blame me. Okay, although you are a nice little guy, what the invincible Lord Deadpool says is his imperial edict. Do you know what an imperial edict is?

My good brother comes from the Celestial Dynasty, where there is a professional called the emperor. His duty is to promulgate imperial edicts. Once the edict is spoken, it is absolute and cannot even be changed by him. For example, the emperor said that I now want to be a transgender. , guess what, a large group of eunuchs will rush up immediately and turn him into a eunuch. This is what my good brother told me. Why don’t you speak? Then don’t blame me. The invincible Lord Deadpool is a compassionate person. As a person, I can't tolerate someone challenging the authority of an adult like this. To be honest, it makes me sad that you despise me so much. "

It's not that Shelley didn't want to explain, but the problem was that Deadpool kept talking and said so much in one breath that he felt dizzy and wanted to interrupt, but it was very impolite to interrupt someone else. I won't cause any more trouble... Just such a hesitation...

Hesitation will lead to defeat. Finally, when Deadpool shut up, Shelley was about to speak when a red light came over, his head evaporated and disappeared, and the dead body fell backwards to the ground.

Hai Ming shivered, and a feeling of sadness over the death of a rabbit or a fox came into his heart. He thought to himself that it looked like he was going to die today, and he had to at least get some justice for Shelley, otherwise his death would be too unjust!

"The invincible Lord Deadpool..." Hai Ming's face turned red, and it was a humiliation to even utter this name. "Why did you kill Shelley? He obviously didn't show any disrespect at all. He said that your wisdom reached heaven." Man, it means that your IQ is extremely high, reaching a level that is difficult for ordinary people to understand. Isn’t this a compliment to you? Does this mean that you will also be killed? "

Deadpool was stunned for a few seconds, staying in the air, looking ahead with dull eyes, and suddenly shouted, "Ah! So that's what he meant! Damn it, this poor little biscuit, why don't you explain For a moment? If you explain it, I won't kill the wrong person. I have to admit that my cultural level is not high. You speak in a formal way. Although I have an extremely high IQ, what's the use of not being able to understand? That's half the story. The responsibility is yours!"

Deadpool pointed at Shelley's headless body and said halfway,

Suddenly the macho man burst into tears again, and the more he cried, the sadder he became, with snot and tears streaming down his face, "Your name is Hai Ming, right? Pull up my mask, damn, why haven't my hands grown yet? My mask My nose is stained by snot, wipe it for me, oh, it’s so disgusting!”

Hai Ming finally had a hard time and really wanted to fight to the death, but then he changed his mind and felt that it was better to be alive, so he obediently stepped forward, suppressed his nausea, and cleaned up Deadpool. The process was so disgusting that it is indescribable.

However, when he saw Deadpool's face, Haiming suddenly pulled out a dagger from behind and inserted it into Deadpool's eye. Blood spurted out from Deadpool's eye socket. The next second, the dagger turned into a pair of handcuffs, binding Haiming. Got up and hoisted him into the air.

"You'd better give me an explanation. It must be a reasonable and perfect explanation, otherwise I will take out your heart, smear it with hot sauce, grill it on the iron plate and eat it. You know I am a You cannibals who don't deserve emotions! I'm going to dig open your chest, take apart your ribs, pull out your bloody intestines, and tear out your heart... vomit... it's so disgusting! Why are you doing this? Disgusting?!" Deadpool successfully vomited himself. It would be difficult for most people to do this, but for him, it was just a normal operation, and the key to the problem was that he vomited all over Hai Ming.

Hai Ming really wants to die, but if he dies now, all his previous efforts will be wasted, his men, and even the great city of Saint Hagrid will suffer. It is true that Deadpool is difficult to deal with, but after contact, besides being a little disgusting, , the rest are pretty good, not a cruel person who likes to kill, okay...but relatively speaking, he is not cruel. The most important thing is that Deadpool can listen to reason, which gives him a lot of room for maneuver. .

The current situation is far from desperate. Haiming calmed down and said, "You know, I once had a wife...and a large group of children..."

Deadpool immediately interrupted, "One-eyed boy... If you think you can get away with the same old routine of having an eighty-year-old mother and an eight-year-old child, then you are wrong. You think I am Who? I am sacrosanct! Even myself cannot be violated!"

Hai Ming sighed and ignored Deadpool. He still had consciousness in his heart. After all, a dagger was inserted into someone's eye. "...Although the relationship between husband and wife between succubi is not that stable, I love my wife very much." , I was even willing to die for her, but then guess what? He actually ran away with a handsome guy on my 1,300th birthday... It is said that the handsome guy was also a human being, and he looked very handsome... From then on From now on, every time I see a handsome guy, I can't hold back the murderous intention in my heart... When I lift your mask, your appearance makes me have to take action. I know that my actions are not sinful. But if you must kill, please kill me alone, my men are all right."

Deadpool turned back and asked Haiming's men, "Is what he said true? Does he really target handsome guys? Let me tell you, I can read minds. That is the ability of the most powerful psychic in the world. That guy’s name is Professor

Heming's men understood clearly that he had psychic abilities, but didn't understand the rest...