The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Deadpool stepped back a foot, "As expected of Wolverine, he is still so evil after the egg is broken, hahaha..."

"Crack!"

Logan slashed his claws into Deadpool's head, picked him up, and said ferociously, "I don't have any broken eggs! Everything is fine with me! With that little weak devil, I can't even think of hurting you in this life." Not even a cent!”

"No problem, I understand! Who in this world doesn't know that Uncle Logan is iron-clad and invulnerable. I was just making a little joke, a harmless one. Don't be angry. Aren't we good friends? ?" Deadpool is the person who knows the current affairs the most. If a war really breaks out, he can easily take down Logan with his current self, but there is no need for that. Everyone is already an old acquaintance.

Logan retracted his paw and rubbed Deadpool's forehead, "I'm sorry, I'm in a bad mood today."

Deadpool laughed, "Is it just today? Ever since I met you, I've never seen you in a better mood!"

Logan took out a bottle of wine and poured it into his stomach, threw the bottle down the castle, and sighed, "If you live for most of your life, you will do nothing but kill people, have no family, no friends, and lose the memories of the first half of your life. If you lose them all and are tortured by a bunch of perverts, if you are given an Adamant metal frame, you will be as violent as me."

Deadpool floated next to Logan and comforted, "Am I not your friend? Besides, except for the memory part, the experiences of both of us are similar. I lost my lower body. Calculating this, we should be It's a tie... Hey! Wait! I was tortured so much, I was disfigured, and those twenty-eight-year-old bastards who still sucked on mm's breasts hadn't even given me a pair of cool clothes yet. Deman Metal Skeleton, if you think about it this way, I will win the competition!"

"Stop coming!" Logan said disdainfully, "At least you are still with your lover."

"We are divorced...have you forgotten?" Deadpool immediately retorted, "Although we are probably going to remarry, I am single now. Besides, don't you also have a son? He must have been born to you and your lover. .”

Logan took a lonely puff of his cigar, "My son is dead. Although he was educated to be a serial killer who did all evil, he died like a hero, and he died in my arms. As for the memory of his lover... .No more. When I believed that I could love again, Xiaoqin got married."

"Wow...is she the Phoenix girl? Xiaoqin is a beautiful girl with a gentle personality and talent. She makes good Mexican tacos. You can't imagine how good the taste is. She But is this extremely good girl marrying that pretty boy with Cyclops?" Deadpool immediately started gossiping.

Logan sighed,

"That's right, it's that pretty boy. What's good about him? Is he as manly as me? Does he have such a sexy beard? Is he as bohemian? Why did Xiaoqin only choose him?"

Deadpool sniffed Logan and said, "You stink so much! And when you were talking to me just now, your mouth was full of the smell of alcohol and cigarettes. Your mouth also stinks. How long has it been since you took a shower?"

Logan thought for a while and said, "I have been riding a motorcycle on a road trip before, and I really didn't pay much attention to personal hygiene. What's wrong?"

Deadpool said, "Xia Kaila and I have been married for a long time, and I have come to the conclusion that no matter how much your woman loves you, you still have to pay attention to personal hygiene and keep yourself clean at all times. In the end, It should smell good, otherwise she will be very dissatisfied with you, and... Cyclops is a good man, good-looking, gentle, mature and steady. He is better than you in this aspect, and he is very brave in battle. , and he still has a bit of a sense of humor. I once ate and played with him. If you ask me, if you have a bitter face like yours, you will never be able to compete with him in this life."

Logan grabbed Deadpool and pulled him in front of him, "I understand everything you said, do you want to be so direct?"

Deadpool also felt that he had gone too far and laughed dryly, "Aren't I trying to persuade you? I'm just telling you that you didn't lose unfairly."

Logan let go of Deadpool and mocked, "It's a good thing you're not a negotiator, otherwise the robbers and hostages would have been persuaded to jump off the building. Tell me, what happened to you? Why is there only one head left? And why are you here? What are you doing? I’m warning you, don’t make any more cold jokes, make fun of grandpa’s balls, or add fuel to the fire! Tell me as concisely as possible!”

So Deadpool went to the underground world to pick up Xia Kaila, and then discovered that there was a large-scale, evil slave trade in the underground world. He rescued a group of female slaves, but when he wanted to rescue other slaves, he found that all the slaves and slave owners were missing. He suspected that it was because of magic, so he wanted to help Loki.

Logan interrupted Deadpool and asked strangely, "Why are you looking for Loki? Where is Li Kang? His magic skills are even better than Loki's."

"Li Kang was building a fortress. He hadn't slept for days and nights. If he didn't sleep, he would die suddenly. I actually looked for him, but he rejected me mercilessly. He also attacked me mercilessly. It was... .Forget it, I understood his difficulty, so I didn’t ask him for help.”

"What about Doctor Strange? Are you not a member of the Avengers now?"

"What?" Deadpool said proudly, "You also know that I joined the Avengers? Are you jealous?"

Logan ignored him and took out an Avengers emblem from his waist. This is an emblem that only the core members can possess, not even Deadpool.

Deadpool immediately changed the subject, "Huh! The Avengers are just a group of pedantic idiots. I was very disappointed with them, so I quit. And Doctor Strange once strictly ordered me not to go to the New York Sanctuary to look for him again, otherwise he will I just moved out of New York and quit the Avengers, and it was all my fault. I didn’t do anything wrong. I just stayed at his place for a few days, and didn’t I have no money?”

Logan slapped his forehead hard, "No, I have a headache!"

"You have no money? Are you kidding me? Don't think I don't know. I heard it from Quentin. The three of you formed a partnership and stole all the money from the three brats of the Hellfire Club. Although those three You little bastard is indeed heinous, but what you did is still too cruel. That's billions. It is said that you have more than a billion in your hands, and you have spent all of it? You just take a bundle of money for food a day, and you will not be able to live with it for the rest of your life. I can’t afford that much money! What have you done?”

Deadpool said bitterly, "I was not in a good mood at that time. My wife didn't want me anymore, and Li Kang's life and death were uncertain. Wanda blamed me for kidnapping Li Kang and wouldn't let me in. When my head got hot, I left. The Avengers, Captain America, and the others also held a very grand farewell party. If I didn't know them well, I would have thought they were happy because of my withdrawal. I was in a bad mood, so I went to Las Vegas. Garth.”

Logan said contemptuously, "So, you lost all your money?"

Deadpool sighed, "It would be nice if I lost. I saw a fundraiser on the roadside. It said that there are still many hungry children in Africa who don't have enough to eat and starve to death, so I gave all the money They’ve all been donated, and now I’m a pauper!”