There is a small round chimney on the cabin. Just like the cabin, it is round, chubby, and inexplicably cute.

Aunt White Rabbit is right, the witch living in such a lovely house cannot be a bad person, or her badness is limited.

"Huh huh huh... la la la la..."

The sound of a woman humming came from inside the cabin. Judging from the sound, she must be quite old.

Green smoke was rising from the chimney, and the same smoke was rising from the window. The smell was not unpleasant, but slightly pungent.

"Oh, is she brewing the magic potion again?" Aunt White Rabbit asked.

The bald crow nodded, "Yes, she has always dreamed of regaining her youth and losing weight. As you know, her waist is round and she will be ridiculed every time at a witch gathering. This time, She vowed to lose weight successfully!"

"I don't see a chance. Even if she loses weight successfully, she will eat it again within a year," Aunt White Rabbit shook her head and said, "Losing weight can't just rely on taking medicine, but also requires diet and exercise. Like me, I only eat carrots. , I’m sure I can lose weight.”

"Well, I don't think you are thin either..."

"Are you looking for death?" Aunt White Rabbit immediately became angry, "My body...it's all fur. In fact, there's no meat at all. Open your dog eyes and take a good look. I have such a good figure. ?”

The bald crow flapped his mouth with his wings, "That's right, your enchanting figure has always been called perfect... What's that word called, what's gold?"

Seeing the opportunity to flatter him, Loki hurriedly came over and joked, "It's the golden ratio. Auntie's figure is the perfect interpretation of this word. Our women in the Immortal Palace are known as the most beautiful in the ten worlds, but to be honest, compared with Auntie , it’s still far from enough.”

"I don't like flattering!" Aunt White Rabbit said seriously, but immediately changed her tone, "But I don't hate people who tell the truth. I love hearing people tell the truth the most. You can say more, I don't know. It’s your fault.”

Seeing that he finally had a chance to change his impression, Loki quickly used what he had learned in his life and put all the beautiful words he could use on Aunt White Rabbit.

The bald crow said to himself, I am the quickest talker in the fairyland, but I can still compete with you, a guy with a short mouth, so we started shooting like a competition!

Wanda was by the side, and she could still listen to it at first, but then the more she listened, the more mystical it became.

I really couldn't listen anymore, it was too mentally polluting, so I took a few steps back.

The singing in the house stopped, and after a while, a figure swayed in front of the window of the wooden house. Then the door opened, and a round, middle-aged fat woman wearing a witch costume came out. She was about the same size as Aunt White Rabbit. There were two dirty spots on his face, which should be ashes.

"Ah...aunt! Why are you here? Are you here to pay back the money?" Witch Kerrigan asked jokingly.

Aunt White Rabbit rubbed her hands, "Oh, it's really not the case. I have brought you a mission this time. There is a noble woman who is about to give birth to a child. Do you still remember what the Supreme God said? Our fairyland wants to Help unconditionally, so you have to come with me."

"Oh, I understand this matter. You wait for me to prepare. I need some magic potions. I have already prepared them. You guys wait." Witch Kerrigan returned to the cabin like a big rubber ball. No. After a while, he came out carrying a big medicine box and said, "Huhu, it's quite heavy. Let's go."

Loki was a clever little kid and realized that the witch and the White Rabbit were good friends. He hurriedly ran forward to show his courtesy, "Auntie, this box is very heavy. Let me help you carry it."

Witch Kerrigan punched Loki in the face.

Loki felt like he was soaring in the clouds, flying ten meters away in a whoosh.

"Auntie? Who do you call auntie? I am only twenty-eight this year, and you call me auntie? Believe it or not, I will kill you right now?!"

I'm really in trouble today... I've offended someone...

Loki shook his head, and as soon as he got up, the bald crow landed on his shoulder, "Quack...it slapped the horse's leg with its flattery, it deserves it!"

Loki was so angry that he reached out to grab it, but the bald crow was already prepared and flew away with a flutter.

Aunt White Rabbit said with a smile, "I told you earlier that you should have good living habits. Eat less meat and you won't die. Exercise more. You won't be so fat that you will be regarded as an aunt by young people. You have to Be careful, I’ll tell you the truth, and as long as you lose weight successfully, I’ll introduce you to a prince.”

Aunt White Rabbit glanced at Loki intentionally or unintentionally, which made him quickly shrink his head, not daring to meet her gaze.

This is obviously to sell yourself...

"Prince...hum! I don't care about him. As long as he can see my inner beauty, he is my prince." Witch Kerrigan said loudly, meaning she did not want to diet or exercise to lose weight.

Aunt White Rabbit chuckled and kept teasing her along the way.

The group walked out of the Black Forest and followed the road to the outside of the Fairyland Forest.

"I won't go with you," said Aunt White Rabbit. "I'm still waiting for dinner at my house. You have to be weird, especially you... Kerrigan, don't say something is not available. Let me say it again, this is a noble person, we cannot offend him, and we must be careful with our words."

"I understand, there is no need to emphasize it any more." Witch Kerrigan muttered, "I didn't mean to curse people. Those are the disasters that those people will suffer in their lives. I think giving an early warning will help They made preparations and escaped disaster, but no one understands me?"

"So, you are still kind?" Aunt White Rabbit shook her head helplessly, "It's a pity, it's useless to have good intentions. When people give birth to children, it is a happy event. No one likes to hear that. If you write a Just wait a few days for the message to be opened and read, and no one will think you have a bad mouth."

Witch Kerrigan nodded convinced.

Aunt White Rabbit pointed to the Mystery House in the distance and said, "Go quickly, it's probably a mess over there."

Everyone quickened their pace and came to the vicinity of the mysterious house. They heard clanging noises inside the house, as if there was a war.

"Deadpool! Come here to me! It hurts so much! This is all your fault!"

"Honey, it's not that I won't help you, it's just that you were too cruel. My hand has been crushed more than a dozen times. You almost crushed my life with your kick just now. Please, please spare me. , I kneel down for you."

"Logan! I need some water! My throat is about to smoke!"

"Banshee, if you weren't a pregnant woman, I would definitely poke a few holes in you. I'm warning you, if you dare to do it again, I'll... Damn it!!"

There was a loud bang in the house and Logan's scream, obviously he had been hit.

Witch Kerrigan sighed, "It seems that pregnant women have reached the final stage and become extremely violent. They must find an outlet to vent their anger."

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool's screams could be heard in the room. It seemed that they had been badly harmed by Xia Kela.

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