The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Jigsaw had excellent eyesight and noticed that before Spider-Man disappeared, there was a red figure flashing past. He looked very familiar, just like a twin with Spider-Man.

If I remember correctly, there is indeed this troublesome character, he seems to be called Deadpool. It is said that this person is unkillable, so I just want to try it today.

No one else could see what was going on, but Jigsaw could clearly see that Deadpool caught Spider-Man in the air and was about to teleport away.

Jigsaw raised his hand and shot like lightning, hitting Deadpool's slice transmission belt. The crisp sound of the sound wave was caused by the belt.

This shot was very accurate, hitting the button in the center of the belt, leaving Deadpool's tongue behind when it was teleported.

The human tongue that everyone saw was Deadpool's. Fortunately, Spider-Man was not sliced ​​into pieces.

Deadpool held Spider-Man in his arms, and the two landed on a hill where scrap cars were piled up. He touched Spider-Man's heart and felt that it was still beating strongly, which made him feel relieved.

When I picked up Spider-Man just now, this old friend was as stiff as a dead man. I really thought he had been killed.

In the past, Deadpool would have drawn out his knife and fought with the gang below.

But now that Spider-Man is unconscious, there is no way to break out of the siege with him. As far as he knows, Spider-Man is not bulletproof, otherwise it can be used as a bulletproof vest.

Even if he could escape like this, Spider-Man's life would be at stake, so he had to find a way to get the best of both worlds.

While Deadpool was still in trouble, Jigsaw's khaki eyes were scanning back and forth in the scrapyard.

Tremor already regretted provoking this incident. Indeed, he had known that Jigsaw was a little abnormal before, but to be honest, how many of the Sinister Six he was in were normal?

But he really didn't expect Jigsaw to be so crazy, so he secretly came to Jigsaw and whispered, "Boss Jigsaw, I'm just a messenger. Spider-Man has been handed over to you, so I'll take my leave first. I'm still baking a pie at home, if I don't go back and take a look, the pie will be burned."

"Let it burn! It's my fault if the house catches fire. If you're still not satisfied, I'll have to cut you up, stuff you into your little oven, and bake you into a pie. I'm afraid to make sure the heat is right. I must not burn you to a crisp, do you still want to leave?" Jigsaw said the cruelest words in the friendliest tone.

"It doesn't matter. I just said it casually. I didn't want to leave. You don't have to worry so much. The hatred between Spider-Man and I is very deep. As long as you say a word, I will cut off his head and give it to him." You're the one who's going to serve the food and drinks!" Zhan Zhan was frightened and said tremblingly.

Jigsaw liked to see other people's fear of him, so he pretended to say, "You don't have to be so polite. Who told us to be friends? If you have any trouble, just tell me and I will definitely help you. We are very Where are my good friends, right?"

Tremor dare not say that we are not friends at all. He could only nod his head, "Yes, of course we are friends. We are still good brothers who share life and death."

Jigsaw frowned and said, "This is a bit too much, but it doesn't matter. Because of your enthusiasm, I forgive you. Aren't you very happy?"

The trembling head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "I'm sorry, I was so rude just now. In fact, what I meant was that we are good friends, but it's not that good, but it doesn't matter, we will get along sooner or later. To the extent that we share life and death, I firmly believe in this, so...Boss, please don’t scare me, I’m very timid, I can do whatever you ask me to do, but don’t kill me.”

Jigsaw laughed loudly and said, "You are so funny. How could I kill you? I can't bear to do it. Actually, it's like this. I hope you can do me a little favor. As you can see, my brother is not here." , you know he is a damn perverted murderer. Whenever he gets sick, he must go out and find some small fun.

I think you should be able to understand, just go to the street, find some young ladies, and then... hum hum ~~~~, of course you understand, you are one of the Sinister Six who are well-known in the media , you must be very evil, right? "

"That's right, I'm so evil that it makes people vomit. I mean, I'm so damn evil. I just want to kill all these stupid bitches and kill them all. I can understand it all too well," Tremors said desperately. He was hiding his uneasiness, but his lips were still purple because of nervousness. Fortunately, he was wearing a mask on his face. Not only did he not look particularly cowardly, but he also looked a little dazed, as if that was really what happened. " These little sluts who judge people by their appearance, every time I see them, I want to rip their throats out with my own hands and drink their blood!"

This is a line from a certain vampire movie. I just watched it yesterday and I remembered this very evil-sounding line. I am learning and using it now, and it is here.

"Not bad, not bad, it's like a miracle. I thought the same thing just now. We are so in sync, like twins who have been separated for many years. This feeling is great. You are so right. I saw you right." , we must be very compatible with each other, how about this, let's go to the club later, find a beautiful little prodigal, and let you do whatever you want, kill you if you want, do whatever you want, that's fine, it's all mine On the account." Jigsaw said very generously.

The conversation had reached this point, and Zhan Chen knew that he couldn't escape, so he had no choice but to say, "Then I would like to thank Boss Jigsaw first. I don't know how I can be of service. Just give me your orders. I, Zhan Zhu, will go through fire and water." , you will do whatever it takes, even if you let me go to hell, if you give me a gun now, I will execute myself on the spot, what do you think?"

"Really? I happen to have a package for Hell, could you please help me?" Jigsaw said seemingly seriously.

"Ah?!" The tremor almost pooped in his pants, and he begged for mercy, "Boss Jigsaw, please stop making fun of me. At worst, I don't want money this time, isn't it? Just treat it as a favor for a friend. What do you think?"

It's not that he's trembling, it's that the puzzle is too crazy, and this person doesn't play according to common sense.

I have dealt with some crazy people before, but I have never felt like eating shit like this.

A crazy person can be dealt with, and an evil person can also be dealt with, but being mad, evil, and very smart is too difficult to deal with. Tremors is usually not afraid of anyone, and he dares to go up against Dr. Destruction. Two sentences.

It was because he knew that Doctor Doom was an absolutely rational person, and such a person would never do anything in a place like a villain bar.

But the puzzle is different. Even in the prison of SHIELD, this guy will do whatever he says without hesitation.