The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

After Deadpool left the Hellfire Club, he went straight to Ivan's Bar. ┡E小ΔsaysWw＊Ｗ.ん1XIAOSHUO． COM

In Ivan's Bar, there is Deadpool's personal arms supplier and one of his best friends, Ivan. This is a Russian-born bar owner who is deeply rooted in the essence of American hippies. In addition to supplying a variety of privately brewed spirits, he also provides services through his With connections from the Russian gang, they resell all kinds of arms, and the prices are even cheaper than on the black market.

The customers in Ivan's bar are mercenaries from Qing Yishui. This is also the information distribution center for mercenaries. Its status is equivalent to the doorless bar in the magic world. Here, even mercenaries who are usually hostile to each other will not be able to do anything when they get here. We can have a glass of wine together.

Ivan's arms business is so prosperous, which actually makes other gangsters in the arms business very unhappy, but they dare not take Ivan's idea. This is of course due to Ivan's Russian gang background, but more importantly, , Ivan has a lot of mercenary friends, these people regard Ivan as a close friend, so Ivan’s bar itself is a fortress with powerful firepower. Unless he is crazy, even the regular army will not dare to attack here easily. .

Deadpool used to be the star of Ivan's Bar. At that time, he was still Wade. He had a handsome and unrestrained appearance. Men were jealous when they saw him, and women were obsessed with him. He had an appearance even more handsome than the top stars in Hollywood. Damn it. With this face, he could live a lifetime of food and clothing, but at that time, Deadpool had to rely on his ability to earn a living. He developed excellent assassination skills and became a hot killer star.

Returning to Ivan's Bar again, Deadpool felt like he was in another world. As soon as he showed up a year ago, beautiful and dangerous female mercenaries would immediately come over and want to spend a night of sex with him. Many girls would wait outside Ivan's Bar just to meet Wade, a mercenary assassin with a charming face who was also dangerous. Such an exciting identity made the original death The waiter can easily break through any girl's defense, but now, no one pays attention to him at all.

After passing through the dangerous mercenaries, Deadpool came to the bar. Ivan was teasing a new mercenary girl. Ivan was a thin man in his thirties, wearing a fancy Hawaiian shirt and a haircut on the back of his head. He has pigtails, a vulgar appearance, and some buck teeth.

"Ivan, can we talk business?" Deadpool whispered to Ivan.

"Didn't you see that I'm busy? Get out of here, you stupid masked freak." Ivan ignored Deadpool at all. His attention was focused on the mercenary girl's proud breasts. "Sister, let's stay here." The next long-term effective contact information. I have a feeling that we will have a lot of business dealings in the future. If you suddenly feel empty, lonely and cold one night, please be sure to contact me. I am the second person. My career is to send spring-like warmth to beautiful girls like you."

Deadpool rolled his eyes. As expected, none of the friends he knew were reliable. For example, that guy Li Kang only valued sex over friends.

He is always trying to trick himself, and the Ivan in front of him is also the same thing. Ivan is just a low-end version of Li Kang, with half the charm and twice the wretchedness.

"Hi~! Beautiful man, although I am wearing a mask, can't you hear my voice? Have you forgotten? We have spent countless crazy nights?" Deadpool suddenly reached out his hand and grabbed Yi The little braid on the back of Fan's head.

"This voice...Wade?" Ivan asked in surprise.

"Disgusting... I didn't expect you to be gay and still want to catch me? Idiot!" The mercenary girl poured a glass of vodka on Ivan's face and turned around angrily.

"Hey! Don't go, I'm definitely straight, believe me!" Ivan shouted, but what he got for his efforts was a middle finger from the mercenary girl.

"Haha... you are still so lo-y, it's so hard to catch a girl who is new to the industry." Deadpool said with a laugh.

"You bastard, as long as you show up, you will definitely bring bad luck to me. Where have you been making money this year?" Ivan asked Deadpool with concern after getting a glass of vodka.

"Cai?! I almost couldn't come back. Let's go to the back. In addition to coming to see you this time, I also want to buy some goods from you. I haven't seen you for a year. Do you think it's cheaper for me?" Deadpool said jokingly.

"Okay, we are all good brothers. We haven't seen each other for a year. To celebrate your return, I will give you a 50% discount." Ivan said loudly.

"Hey! Is our friendship worth this much? You're still so stingy." Deadpool sighed.

Ivan grinned, handed the bartender to the bartender, and took Deadpool to the office at the back. This was Ivan's vault and warehouse. Don't look at the shabby-looking small wooden door. It is a one centimeter thick steel plate, and the small wooden door is just its disguise.

After closing the door, Ivan turned around and hugged Deadpool. He took out a bag of marijuana from the drawer, rolled a cigarette quickly and handed it to Deadpool.

"Brother, at this time last year, you looked sick and sick, like a mangy dog ​​waiting to die. But look at you now, you are full of life and healthier than me. It seems that Ajax is not bragging yet. , he can really cure cancer." Ivan lit up the marijuana cigarette and puffed away the smoke.

"That bastard is a beast that is worse than a beast. He is the vomit of beast's excrement. That bastard deceived me to a shit island, treated me as a white mouse for experiments, and tortured me with various experiments. Maybe It was because I was so handsome that he was very envious and jealous, so he would use me as a punching bag when nothing happened. He would beat me until I was half dead when nothing happened. Later, he really thought I was dead and threw me into the garbage. , Fortunately, at that time, I got lucky and incorporated the self-healing factor, so I can barely survive until now." Deadpool took a puff of the cigarette, and under the stimulation, he finished the experience of this year in one breath.

"This bastard, as long as you are alive, when he appears again, you must take revenge. Although I am not a soldier, but you can use the arms I have here, and I will give you a 20% discount!" Ivan was filled with indignation. said.

"It's unnecessary. Ajax has already suffered retribution. We tortured that guy crazy. I left him on a broken island to die, but my handsome appearance will never come back." Deadpool He took off his mask and let Ivan take a look.

"Uh...!" Ivan glanced at it and almost vomited it out. He wiped the corners of his mouth, "I really can't stand it. Why did your face become like this? What a pity. From now on, I will be Ivan in the bar. The most handsome man."

This is where Ivan is inferior to Li Kang. Li Kang doesn’t care about Deadpool’s face as long as he returns, but Ivan is far behind. After all, Li Kang and Deadpool have known each other since childhood and grew up together. They are family friends. More than friendship, they are brothers, but the relationship between Deadpool and Ivan is still just a deep friendship.

Deadpool punched Ivan hard on the chest.