The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

A big roasted chicken, a braised pork elbow, two roasted suckling pigs, a large hot pot, countless plates of fat beef and lamb, and a large baking pan next to it with several large kidneys roasted on it, plus a A large barrel of German beer was mixed with whiskey, and paired with the bomb wine carefully prepared by Maotai alcohol. Li Kang drank it all by himself. His belly was as big as a balloon, and he looked as if he was eight months pregnant. pregnant woman.

"Hiccup..." Li Kang had eaten and drank enough. He rubbed his big belly and looked at the dining table with unsatisfied thoughts. It seemed that he wanted to eat more.

The little devil said worriedly, "Brother Kang, I really can't eat anymore. If you eat any more, your stomach will explode."

Li Kang hummed, then picked up half a chicken drumstick from the table, put it in his mouth and started to slurp it.

Angela on the side felt a little nauseous. She stood up and sat far away from Li Kang. It was a bad feeling to see someone trying to stretch herself to death.

The little devil poured a glass of wine and handed it to Li Kang. He couldn't help it anymore and must express the doubts in his heart, "Brother Kang, I clearly saw you dead. Didn't you fall into Mephisto's trap?" In your hands, how did you escape?"

Li Kang took a sip of wine, he took a long breath and said, "I want to correct something here. Falling into the hands of Mephisto is not the same as death. Let alone Mephisto, even if you fall into In the hands of the goddess of death, you may not die, but it will be very dangerous." He paused, "And I didn't escape, I was sent out by Mephisto."

The little devil couldn't believe his ears. Mephisto would send people out of hell. This was simply impossible. What's more, this person was Li Kang whom he hated the most. If Li Kang was skinned and cramped, he would be thrown into the garbage. Feeding the dogs in the pile and leaving the soul in hell for 18,000 years is the true style of the petty lord of hell.

Angela interrupted and asked, "Hey, are you talking about the legendary Demon King of Hell? Why do I sound like an amiable uncle?"

"Amiable?" Li Kang and the little devil looked at each other, and suddenly laughed together. This was the first time someone said that Mephisto was amiable, but it was true, when Mephisto was seducing people in the world. , that can indeed be called amiable, but in hell, Mephisto's true face can scare the living to death and the dead to life.

The little devil smiled and said, "Brother Kang, stop being so pretentious and tell me what's going on."

"I'm not being pretentious, I just don't know where to start," Li Kang gradually became serious, "But this time it scared me. I fell into the hands of Mephisto."... ...

Mephisto trapped Li Kang in a flame cage. He circled the cage with a grin on his face, "This is such an unexpected surprise. I didn't expect that the person I have been thinking about would suddenly appear in front of me." In front of me, I don’t even know what to say.”

Li Kang was panicking in his heart, but he looked very calm on the surface, "Since I don't know what to say, why not just let me go, let's say goodbye, and pretend nothing happened. What do you think?" "

"You blew up my throne!" Mephisto suddenly jumped on the cage, baring a pair of sharp fangs like blades. Without the cage to block it, the tiger swallowed Li Kang in one bite.

"Uh..." Li Kang looked at Mephisto's throne which was in ruins. He smiled shyly, "This is really just an accident. At worst, I can just say I'm sorry. That's okay." .”

"Bah!" Mephisto spat on the ground and immediately burned a pit on the ground. "It's great if you can say sorry. Then I will poke seventeen or eight transparent holes in your body and then tell you. Sorry, is this good? Everything can be solved with an apology, so what else do we need from hell? We are not Japanese. Everything can be solved by just nodding and bowing. I am a devil with dignity! You must Come up with an attitude of confession.

"

Mephisto waved his hand, and Li Kang felt the world spinning. In the blink of an eye, they came to an extremely terrifying world. It was obviously Tokyo, Japan, but the streets were full of panicked people.

"High school students! Wow! The scary high school students are coming!" A middle-aged man pointed at the sky and shouted.

Sure enough, dozens of people who looked like Japanese high school students descended from the sky. The high school students held various terrifying weapons in their hands and started fighting fiercely with each other. These high school students were divided into several groups, one of which The guys shouted that they wanted to destroy the world, and that their misfortunes were all the world's fault.

Another group shouted to save this innocent world, but this group of high school students accidentally injured the most civilians.

The last group said that they would protect one of the female high school students, even if they destroyed the world and made the world an enemy, they always ended up in a mess.

In the end, the city of Tokyo fell into a sea of ​​fire...even the virtual earth was bombed...

When everything was over, the high school students just bowed and saluted to the affected citizens. Even if these citizens hated them no matter how much they hated them, they had to forgive them. Then, under the influence of the power of hell, the virtual earth was re-established. Get up, Tokyo will win a new day of nuclear peace...

"What the hell is this?" Li Kang couldn't help but marvel. He had seen a lot, but this was the first time he had seen such a fucking hell. He was killed inexplicably, and his children were implicated. , just because the other party is a group of stupid high school students in the second grade, we must forgive them. What is the internal logic in this? This is more almost absurd than absurd.

"This is their hell. They think that putting a spring on the back of their waist can solve everything. I will let them see what it means to treat others the same way they treat others. Mandatory apologies must be forgiven. Every day in Tokyo The streets are filled with mountains of corpses and seas of blood. When the killing reaches a certain level, the second-year high school students in the Destruction School will be summoned, hahaha..." Mephisto seemed to be enjoying it, he finally caught Li Kang, although the price was a bit high, in a sense, catching Li Kang was more valuable than catching Dr. Strange, so his mood gradually improved.

"I understand the truth," Li Kang still couldn't help but ask, "But why did the big devil who appeared at the end be a group of high school students, and they were middle school students who had no friends? Although I know people like you Most of the demon kings at this level are senior dead otakus, but what on earth do they count?”

"This is hell. It is an unpredictable world, and I want to verify one thing." Mephisto said.

"What is it that deserves you, the Demon King of Hell, to go to such trouble to verify? It must be a very big deal, right?"

"Actually, it's nothing, but there is one thing that I really care about. Now I know, it turns out that the second one can really destroy the world, but those are not important anymore," Mephisto said while rubbing his hands, "Now it's time It's time to resolve the grudges between you and me, but you and I are both old friends. I'll give you one last choice. Tell me, how do you want to die? Even if you drink to death, or get a hundred and eighty beauties, and you will die alive. It will tire you to death, even if you want to die of old age, I can speed it up for you."

"Can I not die?" Li Kang said shyly.

"Well," Mephisto was a bit confused, "Theoretically, it's possible, but because I have prepared a lot of torture in order to welcome you, your body will definitely not be able to hold on and will collapse. That's you. The soul may not be able to withstand it. You know, although I don't hate the bloody one, I can't say I like it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be inclined to use fire attacks. I really have to get you out of the way. Gouge it in the middle, otherwise you will explode when encountering the flames of hell. Let me tell you, that scene will be disgusting."

After all, Mephisto honestly rolled a huge fireball, just waiting to throw it at Li Kang's head.

"Wait a minute, brother, please don't be so irritable first. I'd rather let the beauty tire me to death." Li Kang's mind was spinning, thinking about how to get rid of this inevitable ending, but no matter what he thought, he couldn't get rid of it. There is no way, in hell falling into the hands of Mephisto, this is the most terrifying thing he can think of.

"I knew you would choose this," Mephisto smirked and clapped his hands violently, "Young men, please serve this uncle Kang well and fuck me until he dies. until!"

He now regards playing with Li Kang as a game, and he is having fun playing it.

Countless demons dressed in women's clothes appeared out of thin air. Each of these demons were tall and thick, and they were all elite strong men from the punishment hell. These demons were just like the ones from the 18X anime of the island country, but they looked more disgusting.

Now Li Kang was convinced that Mephisto was a deadbeat. He knew that Mephisto would definitely play tricks on him, but he didn't expect that he would play with him so hard. Li Kang surrounded him, just waiting for Mephisto to remove the flame cage. They immediately swarmed up and tore Li Kang alive.