The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Olivia, known as the "Miracle Alchemist", is really a cute and ordinary girl if you only look at her appearance.

The smooth blond hair with wavy curls shone with the brilliance of youth, and the light green alchemist robe could not conceal her proud figure that was far superior to her peers, and there was a bit of natural confusion on her baby-fat face, but the silver glasses Give it more of a scholarly atmosphere.

Although it was obviously the first time we met, Olivia gave people an inexplicable sense of familiarity. Perhaps the scholarly temperament was somewhat similar to that of Eliza and Margaret, especially the silver glasses. Plain goods to decorate the facade.

How can I tell? Not to mention that Eliza's glasses are also plain glasses. At this time, one of Olivia's glasses has disappeared, but the girl is completely unconscious. Not to mention, the guest is already sitting in front of her, still bowing her head and murmuring what happened Flaws caused the test to fail.

Even if there is someone face to face, the girl's eyes are unfocused, her mind is roaming the sky, not to mention defenseless, the smudges on her face have not been wiped off, and the arrangement of the living room is even more devastating chaos. It makes people feel that their nerves are very big.

And with a quick glance, I probably knew why Catherine was upset when she saw Olivia.

"It turned out to be a class conflict." Olivia's youthful and moving curves made the original plain and old-fashioned wear look like a gorgeous dress, and the same clothes were worn on Catherine...

A slender and flat body is extremely beneficial for riding a horse. How can you hold a weapon under the bumpy waves? You are born to be good seedlings of knights, yes. Next time you see Catherine staring at the beautiful woman's chest like this, just comfort her like this.

Why you? All right. My knight squire, Renee, also had a look of bitterness and hatred, and was still gnashing her teeth while watching.

"...It's so big, how could it be the same age, hum, it's so big. It will sag sooner or later."

Well, let us rationally ignore this mysterious curse sound and focus back on the topic.

"Cough, Miss Olivia, hello, I'm Luo Lan." A greeting, but it couldn't bring back someone's sense of wandering in the sky.

"Could it be that the rock demon oil was given early? Then try adding some neutralizer."

"Hey, hello! Miss Olivia. Did you hear that?"

Well, the alchemist has started to get out his pen and start writing and drawing, and continues to be ignored.

"This is the only way... Olivia! Big tits girl! It's dawn! Class is on!"

Catherine moved closer to Olivia's ear,

Shouting, the voice kept echoing in the room, even I was shocked, and the resentment in it was even more obvious, Olivia finally recovered.

"Ah. Teacher Dana, I'm not in a daze, I'm really listening!"

All right. This ex-student who stood upright all of a sudden woke up when the junior girl yelled her nickname, but apparently forgot that he had been expelled from the school.

"Pfft! Sister Olivia, you thought it was Teacher Dana's herbal medicine class, don't worry, no one made you punish me this time. We have a private matter with you."

"Don't call me my nickname, Little Bamboo Pole. I was so scared that I thought the teacher was attacking me again. I really don't know why Teacher Dana always targets me."

Well, at the same time that Catherine's nickname was leaked, it was revealed that "Big Tits Girl" is her recognized nickname. Even the teacher called her by this nickname. What a hatred.

"Ms. Dana is still unmarried at this age. She finally found a boyfriend who thought she had no breasts and dumped her. Seeing you, she is naturally very angry. Can you be considerate? Cow girl."

"Oh, no wonder she always stares at my chest, I thought she was as weird as those boys..."

"Hey, Alchemist Olivia, I have something to do with you."

This conversation became more and more earnest, and I might have forgotten that there is still a man here. I tried to cut in, but...

"...This smell is a powerful troll mixture, why is it labeled as a hair growth agent?"

Silver Hook took down the bottle on the shelf next to him, and his sharp voice was full of doubts. As a gold-rank alchemist, I guarantee that this is definitely a troll regeneration potion, no matter it is the color or smell, and it is absolutely impossible to be a hair growth agent. .

"Oh, that, it's still not finished, I thought about transplanting the troll's regeneration ability into the hair, then no matter how stubborn the bald head is, it will grow hair, and the result... wait, can't drink!"

As far as alchemy is concerned, it is always the best way to understand it through self-experimentation. Relying on the fact that he is a great alchemist with excellent drug resistance, Silver Hook opened the bottle cap without hesitation, and gulped it down.

'vomit. "Silver Hook clutched his stomach and knelt down halfway, and then I realized that a piece of black hair fell off. It turned out that he was wearing a wig...

It turns out that I didn't use myself to test the medicine, but seized the opportunity to make up for the shortcomings!

"This medicine failed? He will be fine."

"No, this worked, but with a small side effect."

No need to ask any more, the facts in front of me have already explained everything, the thick and long hair gushes out from Silver Hook's bare Mediterranean Sea, the goblin jumped happily, but soon got into trouble In the middle, the hair has grown to the feet, but it continues to grow wildly.

"This design idea is indeed successful, but the problem now is how to control the irresistible regenerative ability of the troll, that is to say, it cannot be stopped..."

After a while, Silver Hook had turned into a big furball, with jet-black hair all over his body. The round black furball rolled on the ground, and his eyes and face could not be seen.

"Help, I can't breathe."

He wanted to take out the potion in his bosom to save himself, but he couldn't even stretch out his hand. Too much hair entangled him tightly, and some hair ends were already drilling into his nostrils.

Well, if you don't save him, he will be suffocated by his own hair, and the cause of death will be ridiculous.

I quickly drew my sword, but it was cut off and then regenerated again. This hair is even more difficult to deal with than the tentacle monster, but Olivia has a better way.

She had already run to the experiment table over there, took out three bottles of medicine and quickly synthesized them. The bottles were spinning and flying in the air, and the liquid was stirred and fused in the air. With excellent dispensing skills, the finished product is formed in just a few seconds. Then it was thrown violently.

"Snapped!"

With the splash of the medicinal liquid and the use of the antidote, the effect of the troll's hair growth potion was removed, and the hair began to fall off rapidly.

"Saved, hoo."

The hair scattered all over the place. Silver Hook slumped on the ground and sighed for his rescue, but...

"puff!"

"Haha, what is this, Chihuahua? Light egg?"

Goblins are somewhat similar to cats and dogs, with a lot of hair on their bodies, so dwarves always laugh at them as long-haired corgis. It's because his hair didn't grow wildly under the effect of the potion just now. It is the root cause of hair growing on the top of the head and the whole body.

Apparently, Olivia's antidote is as effective as the regeneration potion. If all the hairs are removed at the same time, the bald dog will be so ugly and ugly, and on the bald head, even the eyebrows No more, the whole person suddenly changed from a dark goblin to a white chicken, and it looked a bit like a murloc head without long hair. No wonder Renee and the others were already rolling on the ground laughing.

"My...my hair. There are still sixteen hairs left! All of them are gone, Da Mao, Er Mao, Lao San...Little Sixteen, you guys died so badly. Why did you just leave like this, I How are you still alive?"

Well, the bare goblin wailing on the ground, and the act of giving himself a name for his sixteen hairs is really...

"puff!"

Sorry, I really wanted to say sad. But I couldn't help seeing this bare egg constantly crying, so let me go to the side first and smile.

Alright, let's finally get back to the topic, Yingou, who had barely calmed down, began to consider the strength of his new disciple.

disciple? As a master alchemist who has just entered the golden rank, even the dean of the Alchemy Academy can't reach this level. Olivia, a rookie alchemist who was just expelled from the academy, apprenticed on the spot.

Olivia, who is only fifteen years old, is obviously still a rookie. Maybe she has great potential and creativity, but her lack of basic ability is doomed to make her have decades of polishing. Bronze rank may always be great for her peers, but in alchemy In front of the master, she was obviously a rookie. Being expelled from the Alchemy Academy made her a laughing stock in the circle, and even cut off the path to further education. The future Miracle Alchemist is now just a very innovative apprentice.

"Is this the medicine you prepared? The taste should be bull potion. Judging from the color, it should be improved. It can increase the strength by several percent."

After suffering this loss, even the great alchemist dared not test the medicine himself.

"I replaced the cow's blood in the original formula with the blood of the tauren. The absolute increase has reached 30%. If you eat it, you will have three times the strength. The side effect is that you will grow horns and tails, and then you will continue to be berserk for no reason. .”

I saw Yinhook's face twitch suddenly, his hands trembled, and he almost smashed the vial to the ground.

The normal Brutal Bull Potion only has a 10% bonus, this 300% comes with a transformation effect, but the big gains will inevitably cost a lot, and after drinking it for a short period of time, most people will not be able to survive.

"Have you tried it?"

"Well, I tried it with Xiaobai. Ah, it's my dog. After the outbreak, he crashed into the wall by himself, and he suffered from the injury for half a year. Now he still thinks he is a hellhound, and he always spits at others. Water (breathing fire)"

"This green bottle...is a natural recovery potion, but why is it red?"

"Hehe, I added dragon beard grass and petrified lizard potion. This is my masterpiece. It can heal wounds and at the same time give users the ability to petrify the skin, greatly increasing the defense ability. One potion has two effects, It’s a rare success for me.”

"Side effects?" Silver Hook was unmoved, he already vaguely knew that his disciple was a bit strange.

"This... I have prepared the anti-petrochemical potion, and with this potion as a bonus, I also put a label on it, "If you don't want to become a stone statue, please don't use this potion when you are alone," but the strange thing is, It never sells."

It's fine if you can't sell it. If you are not careful, it will be completely turned into a stone. Who would dare to drink this kind of stuff.

"This? Huh? The smell of milk?"

"Oh, this is the breast enhancement potion entrusted to me by the school girls. The effect is indeed achieved, and it is also one of the few achievements I have made."

As soon as the words fell, Renee's pupils shone with starlight. She immediately wanted to try it, but when she saw the bald head and the circle of strange potions, she hesitated.

"...Don't think about it, this is one of the culprits of her expulsion from the academy. It can indeed increase breast size, but to maintain the effect, you have to drink a bottle of milk every hour. During that time, all the milk in the vicinity of the academy They are all out of stock, and the whole college smells like milk."

Hearing this, Renee hesitated, the side effect seemed to be acceptable.

"Is there anything else? It won't be expulsion."

Suddenly, Catherine blushed, put her mouth close to Renee's ear, and whispered.

"...It's impossible for milk to come in and out. It will burst out when it accumulates to a certain level. Back then, our teacher Dana lost her blind date just like that. Now she dares not see anyone."

Well, although the sound is indeed very small, the ears of the people in this room are very sharp, at least I regret hearing it.

Miracle Alchemist became famous more than ten years later, we obviously came too early, the side effects of her finished product are much greater than normal effects, but half a bucket of water also has half a bucket of benefits, at least it is easy to fool.

In this era, the master-student inheritance is not far from that of father and son. Yingou is willing to accept her as an apprentice. This master-student relationship is more real than anything else. Seeing this master-student harmony, the cat on my shoulder sees me full of resentment.

"Stop biting, haven't I been killed by my apprentice yet?"

"Hmph, you deserve it, and you asked for it. In other words, if you dare to train new people again, you are not afraid of the tradition breaking out again."

"That's two different things. You killed your teacher because your teacher attacked you. I killed you because you were really uneasy and kind at the time. You said I asked for it, and I think you brought it on yourself."

"Hmph, forget it, the past is over, you see, this pair of masters and apprentices is very much like us back then."

"No way, I think Silver Hook will teach it seriously. He's not some mean-spirited banshee who teaches magic and requires apprentices to do tasks to curry favor with her."

"No, what I'm talking about is that the apprentice will kill the teacher sooner or later. Look, she almost succeeded. Look at the things she invented. I bet that within three years, the egg head will be poisoned to death instead of being pissed off. "

Seeing that she didn't know what she touched, after a cloud of red mist, Olivia kept bowing her head to apologize, and the old goblin who wanted to cry without tears lost his last hair - eyelashes, and completely turned into a round egg head , I muttered to myself.

"I bet, but not for three years, I bet that I will be killed within one year."

"Then make a bet, or else, let's bet whether we will die of anger or poison."

"I think it will be an explosion." Thinking of Silver Hook's "reputation" as an explosion alchemist, if he imparts what he has learned to the already dangerous Olivia.

"She will be my subordinate in the future... I won't unknowingly dig a hole for myself and create a super dangerous element."

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