The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The carriage moved forward slowly on the road, suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the sky, and then dark clouds gathered, the sky fell, and a moment later, raindrops fell.

The summer rainstorm came quickly and quickly. The first moment was still light rain, and the next moment it was pouring rain. The raindrops hit the roof of the carriage with clangs, and the outside of the carriage was already blurred. The dark clouds and heavy rain directly made the day seem like night.

"It's only summer, and it's been raining for three consecutive days this week. It's been raining a lot lately. Oh, it seems that Dassos' luck is to a certain extent,"

Judging from the low and heavy dark clouds, the rain is unlikely to stop for a short time, and obviously, the succession ceremony will be directly affected, and heavy rain is extremely unsuitable for large-scale celebrations.

"Could it be that they didn't make preparations beforehand? The court mages don't have nothing to eat."

In this magical world, although it has many shortcomings, it surpasses the technological world in some ways.

For example, in the prediction and control of the weather, experienced hunters and rangers can predict the latest weather from the shape of clouds, Druids who are close to nature can smell the approaching natural disasters from the wind, mages can use large magic To do, choose the weather you need.

Before going out today, I asked Ke Luosi about the weather. I still remember her answering me like this with a full face of hesitation.

"...It should be sunny, but recently my forecast has always been wrong. I obviously feel that the last week should be sunny, but it has been raining all the time. And I don't feel the interference of other people, either I The prediction was wrong, or the people who intervened were too much better than me."

It's understandable if other people's predictions are wrong. Coros is an Archdruid who specializes in storm summoning. If she predicted the weather wrong, it would be as unbelievable as if she cooked with fire and burned herself. If the weather is flat, it doesn't matter if the weather is wrong, but when there are a group of sea people living by the river, it will be fatal.

The continuous torrential rain has caused the river water in many submerged areas to surge again, greatly increasing the space for the Sea Clan to move. On rainy days, when humans are inconvenient, the Sea Clan returned to the home court instead, and their combat power increased greatly.

Therefore, every time it rains, the defense forces along the coast are facing a formidable enemy. Fortunately, so far, the Sea Clan has no plans to take advantage of the rain to attack.

"The mages of the Oran Empire are not useless, they will not let the scheduled sacrifice be disturbed by rainy days. Then there is only one explanation-the recent continuous rainy days are not only unnatural products, but also the existence of intervening far surpasses the court mages of the Oran Empire strength. And this kind of powerful existence will naturally not do insignificant things. If he puts a lot of effort into changing the weather, he must have a plan."

And the sudden stop and turn of the carriage,

But I was a little surprised. Could it be that just rainy days can make Dassos change the expected plan.

"How did it turn? Where are we going now? Are we going back?"

Hearing my doubts, the white wolf knight leading the team quickly explained.

"Diversion in rainy weather is an established procedure for the Grand Ceremony. In order to deal with possible heavy rain, we have prepared two venues, one of which is an open-air square in the Grand Plaza of Orlando, and the other is in the Royal Arena, which has been closed and just serves as an indoor venue. .”

If it was someone else who answered at this time, they would probably lament the thoughtful preparations of the royal family of Oran, but I could hear the helplessness and weakness of a certain emperor. Holding celebrations and performances with fun is the best choice to win people's hearts. Now that it is held indoors, it can only show that some situations have gotten out of control.

The road leading to the Royal Arena is not easy. Apart from the dissatisfied people along the way, the horses coming from all directions are constantly creating congestion. When two carriages meet, who will walk in front and make way? Whose position is easy to decide, but by the level of guests in it.

Obviously, the "Princess" sequence of my small country is not high, and I am not an ambassador of the Covenant country who must be there in advance to participate in the ceremony as an individual. As a result, the road was congested and made way, and it took nearly 20 minutes for the journey. One hour.

And when we finally arrived, the far-overloaded flow of people and carriages had blocked everything, and there was no place for carriages to park around the arena. In desperation, we had no choice but to walk on the muddy ground with our skirts in hand. Stepping on the mud made people even more furious.

The only thing that makes people happy is Rosemary's performance as the accompanying lady.

She is indeed a rare masterpiece of mine recently. Except for the royal knights who kept peeking, the young men who hit the wall along the way proved Rosemary's charm with practical actions.

Zhi Zhi's face is charming and gorgeous, with a melon-seeded face, willow-leaf waist, and moving curves that constantly exude the charm of a mature woman, but the clear eyes under the phoenix plum make her pure and pure, and the short golden hair is combed with a cute little braid. , the occasional masculine movements, on the contrary, make it a little more youthful and cute.

Contradictory beauty brings complex temperament. In the eyes of men, her temperament changes repeatedly with her actions and words. Sometimes she is a 28-year-old woman, sometimes an 18-year-old girl, sometimes immature and pure, sometimes coquettish and luxurious, Every man can find the look of his dream lover.

"Altenaya." The Goddess of Beauty kept repeating her real name. In the eyes of everyone, this extraordinary beauty was not at the level that ordinary people could achieve.

Compared with real flowers, artificial flowers carved out of plastic are even more perfect. As a work carved by my heart, Rosemary, who integrates countless beauties, is definitely the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Natural creations are the accumulation of accidents. While accidents surprise people, they often bring flaws. The perfect beauty of Rosemary is indeed not something that ordinary people can have. It is the repeated patchwork and combination of the best parts of countless beautiful faces. Ultimately a harmonious perfect creation is achieved.

It is indeed a fake flower, but it is a perfect flower that can overwhelm others, and it is the ultimate creation that cannot be produced by natural selection.

Whoops, speaking of this, why do I think of the plastic surgery industry chain that a certain country is proud of? It is said that their mass-produced stars will not make their debut without plastic surgery. Many stars and her children look completely different, causing many disputes .

Closer to home. originally. Just want to be a woman who can charm Dassos to get revenge on him. But as a necromancer who is responsible for my own work, when I devote myself wholeheartedly to creation, my talent of destroying world-class creation is brought into play again, and the result of excessive pursuit of perfection is to accidentally overdo it again.

"Altenaya? I think it's Pandora. I'm afraid no man can refuse such a woman's request. That would be a big trouble. However, those gentlemen seem to have completely ignored Rosemary's beauty. Sure enough, the gentlemen's aesthetics are unique. Is it different?"

In my eyes, beautiful women have always been troublesome, and this kind of super beautiful woman is super troublesome, and countless myths, legends, and historical stories have also proved this view, but I found that this time I went too far and made a disaster of the country and the people. When I was a perfect woman, I had no hesitation in planning to keep him in Oran.

"Anyway, the phylactery is in my hands, and I am not afraid that he will dare to play tricks and send it out to harm others. Hehe, Dasos. Accept your unavoidable fate."

He uttered a vicious curse full of resentment, and then. But I looked at the new achievements before departure with tears in my eyes.

When the system popped up a reminder this time, the simulated childish voice almost scared me into cardiac arrest, and I thought I was really out.

In fact, I have become numb to gentlemen and the like, but the "love breeding may be greatly reduced" is a real curse of bad luck. Let this former senior member die and die. Having a girlfriend is equivalent to not having a girlfriend The super long-distance relationship has the urge to squat in the corner and draw circles.

"My lord? Master Yongye?"

Rosemary's whispered question brought me back to my thoughts, and even though the royal attendant next to me looked at me in a daze for a long time, he still maintained his smile and etiquette.

"My lord, Your Majesty invites you to the VIP room for a small discussion."

It's time to come, I don't think Dasos invited me to come to watch the ceremony,

Under the guidance of the attendants, I soon waited in the VIP room for the present protagonist who was decorated with countless decorations and dressed like a Christmas tree—His Majesty Daxos I, Emperor of the Oran Empire.

"This is Rosemary, my maid."

My malicious introduction, Rosemary's coquettish skirt and perfect smile, didn't get the response I deserved. After a perfunctory nod, the guy was still staring at me.

"You are still so beautiful and moving, don't come here without any problems, I miss you so much."

Well, just one sentence made me have the urge to draw a sword and kill people. In a sense, this is also an alternative ability.

To be honest, my current appearance is exactly the same as Renee, and the young Renee's development is obviously delayed, so there is room for me to retreat to the boy stage. This appearance and the aircraft carrier deck shape without curves The figure is cute, but it is still reluctant. To say that it is beautiful is either a lie to make people happy, or the speaker is really blind.

"This...is this fellow a lolicon fag?"

"puff!"

Behind me, Rosemary burst out laughing when she heard her nephew's compliment. Although then she quickly covered her mouth. But I'm afraid it's too late.

A maid so rude. It's like His Majesty being ridiculed in person. Dassos, who has been very angry recently, instinctively touched the sword, but when he saw me standing in front of the maid, frowning undisguisedly to express dissatisfaction, he quickly added.

"I'm talking about this kind of temperament, this kind of conqueror's temperament, not your figure... In fact, your figure is still good, depending on your age!"

Dassos who spoke more and more quietly. Using actual actions to cover up what is called death, but since I am not a woman, I am slightly happy when I say that I have no figure, but...

"The man has a ghostly figure! Is there something wrong? Is it wrong from the beginning!"

The roar can only be kept in my heart, half-paid, so I suppressed my anger and asked.

"What do you want from me? You should be very busy now. Tell me straight up."

"Well, His Royal Highness Roland. Are you willing to become the Queen of the Oran Empire? I will not interfere with your private life after marriage. If you are willing to merge the two countries, you will give the Duke of Donglan the highest autonomy and let it become the Queen of the Oran Empire. The richest and most peaceful region of the Lan Empire."

"I refuse." After I squeezed the words out between my teeth, I was so frustrated that I couldn't burst into anger.

I seriously considered whether to find a priest of the God of Destiny to change my luck, even though most of them are cheating money under the banner of the God of Destiny.

"I know you are worried that the Oran Empire will take the opportunity to annex the Principality of Donglan. In this way, you can temporarily entrust the royal power to someone you can trust, and wait for our second child to be born..."

"Enough! My patience is limited, don't insult me ​​anymore!"

My roar blocked Dasos's remaining words. Looking at me with an angry face, he finally shook his head and asked for helpers to come out.

"Hemet, it's exactly as you said, I can't make any sense at all, so go ahead."

"I just said that your way of coaxing little girls is okay, but it is meaningless to the real superiors. Your Highness, since the relationship doesn't make sense, let's get straight to the point and talk about a deal."

Hemet understood my spleen very well, and without much nonsense, he directly proposed the deal and conditions.

It turned out that due to the changes in the situation and the signing of the secret agreement, the royal family of Oran had changed his original goal, and the marriage proposal was not simple. In their eyes, this was not a means of annexation, but a kind of bribe, a plan aimed at the princess. personal purchase.

"As long as you are willing to become Queen of Oran, you will become the second real authority besides His Majesty the Emperor. You can touch any woman in the harem, as long as you have two children of Oran royal blood. Dasos himself is not a hobby. Women, you don't need to worry that he will use force. You are not so much a husband and wife, but a collaborator."

"Child?" I laughed back in anger, but the other party took it as a sign of looseness and increased the intensity of persuasion.

"Military power, wealth, beauties, land, as long as you want, we can satisfy, why bother to focus on a small border country, agree to this condition, the whole of Oran is yours. Our future is the whole world, as long as With your help, we will conquer all!"

"Why me? A country princess, He De He Neng." At this point, I laughed angrily.

This time, it was Dassos himself who answered.

"Don't underestimate yourself. Who dares to ignore the twin stars of Lanzhi's bloodline? Besides, the qualifications of the overlord and the bloodline of angels that have opened the scarlet conqueror to the final stage are worth our bets. What is a Donglan? This continent So vast is it waiting to be discovered and conquered!"

"And...don't say that I'm a little unreliable, but my instinct tells me that if you want to conquer this continent, you are absolutely indispensable. Your true potential and ability are definitely more than what you show So many. Well, these are all excuses, and they are all reasons to convince myself. I have taken a fancy to you and think you are the most suitable queen for me. Marry me. We are together and will be based on the entire Oran Empire. Conquer the world and bring Ashe our own order."

This is undoubtedly a kind of bribe. If the person staying here is really a princess of a small country, instead of returning to the poor and weak homeland and fighting for the fate of the country in the ice and snow land, it is undoubtedly a better choice to become the queen of a big country, and if she is the object of persuasion As a fourteen-year-old girl, the success rate was higher, but he was wrong from the beginning, and it was simply not an option for me.

"My lord, can I laugh? I can't bear it anymore."

Rosemary, who was pretending to be a maid, had a calm face, but a question with a suppressed smile came from the phylactery.

"Hold on!"

Should I say that he is worthy of being the legendary king of winter wolves? This weird intuition really saw through part of my disguise, but the problem is, he was wrong from the very beginning!

"I still refuse. I will get what I want by myself. I don't even want to think about this stupid marriage. Besides, your proposal today was a mistake. In the future, you may regret it."

"I, Daxos, will never say sorry."

Well, it's my turn to hold back my laughter this time. The one who said "never regret" last time was the old Lion King, but his ending was not very good. I guess he regretted most of it in the end.

As for Dassos, no matter how you look at it, it is a tragedy. Thinking of this, I suddenly feel better, and I smiled playfully.

"Hmph, I'm looking forward to that day. Maybe, ten years after the secret agreement expires, there will be a day when we will fight."

Finally knowing that his bribery plan and marriage proposal had completely failed, Dassos sighed and shrugged his shoulders pretending to be relaxed. Just as he was about to say something, the door of the VIP room was opened.

"Who, didn't I say that no one is allowed to enter?"

The emperor's roar made the visitor tremble, but remembering the information he had just obtained, the royal attendant hurriedly leaned into the emperor's ear and whispered it.

And although he was whispering, my ears were always good as I was not far away.

"Suddenly the flood rose again, the Sea Clan went ashore, and the defense line along the river was breached!"

"Lord Basra and the nine-headed dragon suddenly fought!"

Before the ceremony even started, the situation in Kagoshi, the capital of Oran, got out of control, and war broke out. . )

ps: It's finally finished, and it's four o'clock...The difficult June is finally over...Everyone's monthly pass is very good, and I owe another six outbreaks, let's pay it back slowly ()