The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Dry labor, handyman, construction work, dangerous mine work, anything! And what better and more trustworthy indefatigable zombie workers? They're 24/7 and don't need any resupply, 10 There is only one gold coin, and it only costs two gold coins to recharge the death energy once a year. Buy it once and benefit for life."

"Don't listen to that guy's bragging. Zombies are easy to stink. It's okay to say in winter, but it will stink to death in spring and summer. Uncle, come and see my mummy maid. Fill it with precious spices, Not to mention it never rots, I still laugh when I hug it when I sleep at night. You should know that only noble people can become mummies afterwards, my little cutie is still a noble princess in front of me.”

"Listen to his nonsense, how dare he dig the tomb of the royal family like this? He went there to find you a princess, probably a village girl with thighs."

"...Goblin princess can be considered a princess, she is also a princess of a large tribe with more than 300 members!"

Even though the two necromancers quickly escalated from the war of words to hand-to-hand combat, in the end the customer still didn't take care of their business, but chose the skeleton labor not far away. The reason is nothing more than that the skeleton labor is cheap and clean, and the power of death is dissipated. Finally, it can also be used as a hanger to feed the dog.

"Undead army horse sale! Never tire, always loyal!"

"Think about your weight before riding a skeleton horse that is easy to fall apart. I have a human-drawn cart of a skeleton giant here. Welcome to buy it!"

This is the seventh market in Diffinde, and it is also a newly established undead labor exchange. Here, the necromancers finally found a way to make a living other than killing.

When the news of the Innocence City spread throughout the continent, the happiest group should be the alternative necromancers who practice undead magic.

In this cruel world. The weak always have a bad life. Chasing power has become the instinct of most people. Even if the power is somewhat unspeakable, it can make their lives better, at least they will not die inexplicably in the chaos of war. Either way, it's worth the risk.

As long as it is done step by step, not every existence that practices depraved magic will become crazy, but the Holy Church will not consider whether the undead who "existence is a sin" really did something, they persistently purify every undead in front of them, and can The mage who created the undead is the number one heretic and villain.

Some people are simply suitable for practicing undead magic, and some people just got the inheritance of undead magic by chance. However, after unintentional exposure, they were also wanted as villains and heretics. This kind of experience made all undead magic practitioners work hard to hide their existence. If they were accidentally exposed, they would even kill them to silence them. This also made the necromancer's nightmare worse from another aspect.

In the eyes of the world,

It is impossible for the necromancer to be the cheerful guy with acne in the neighbor's house. The necromancer must have a gloomy face and fierce light in his eyes, and carry out their plan to destroy the world in the evil and crazy Xiluo Empire, but in fact ,This is a misunderstanding.

Ciro is the kingdom of the dead. The nobles and lords of the upper class are all undead. No matter how strange the necromancer is in the eyes of the world, they are still living people. In a sense, living people are equal to slaves in Xi Luoyo. The status of a living necromancer is very embarrassing.

Unless they are willing to give up their physical body and transform into a lich, or they are very talented to be favored by a lich, most of them will not live very well, at least in terms of food, housing and other living conditions, they will never enjoy the treatment they deserve , and if a certain blood-eating vampire fell in love with the smell of blood, or was used as a sword target by a certain warlike death knight. Or be used as a new test product by the Lich teacher... In fact, as long as they don't show their magic, most necromancers can indeed successfully blend in with the crowd, and they can also secretly use their magic The power to live a better life for yourself.

all the time. Necromancers and Demon Warlocks are the most popular mercenaries among the nobles. After all, they are typical examples of dying at the sight of light.

In this way, the reputation of the necromancer will naturally become more and more bad, and if the necromancer wants to make progress, he must deal with corpses. If he doesn't kill himself, he can only go to the grave.

Therefore, the cemeteries in various cities are under the supervision of the night watchmen of the Holy Church, and it is normal to accidentally leave some traces when stealing corpses.

Even if you are lucky enough to reach the silver rank or gold rank, you can make a lot of money as a mercenary with your own strength, but if you accidentally make a move, you will still be exposed. Maybe a beggar on the side of the road will turn around and die. Can report you for a report bonus of 10 credits.

But if it is exposed, no matter how well you concealed it before, the siege of the Holy Church will return immediately. A lucky one in the backcountry or the Hiro Empire never survives one in ten.

And when the announcement of the Sleepless One resounded in the whole world, those necromancers who hid in the crowd were stunned, but afterwards, they were uncontrollably ecstatic.

"The undead don't represent evil? Maybe I can live upright, maybe I can be worshiped and respected because of it!"

Therefore, starting half a month after that day's announcement, necromancers entered the city in makeup every day, and then disappeared inexplicably. There were even more people who sneaked into the city and crossed the city wall.

In those days, there were always people flying over the city wall in the middle of the night, or blood clans, or gargoyles, and most of them had people hanging from them, which made people hard to guard against, and at the same time made the shooters on the city wall very hesitant.

Is it really knocking them all down? But it was obviously wrong, and soon the guards knew about what had happened, but what does it mean to go through the city wall instead of the gate?

And those who finally land will basically be blocked by the knights.

"Are you a necromancer?"

"No, I'm just an extreme sports enthusiast. I happened to see a gargoyle passing by that day. I wanted to try the feeling of floating in the air, so I grabbed its feet."

Even a fool would not believe this kind of crappy lie, but people never get tired of telling it every time.

The city defense knights in charge of Diffind finally got tired of this kind of loach-like necromancer. Simply put a sign outside all the city gates.

"Gate No. 7 in the west of the city is a special channel for necromancers. It only takes half an hour to go directly to pass through various identification and formalities, and there are also three opportunities for job recommendation. Once a necromancer who enters through other channels is found, he will be fined 300 gold coins and revoked." Two-month work visa. Note: Gargoyles and other medium-sized and above undead creatures should be parked outside the city. Or pay a fee to store at the No. 7 depository. The sky is garrisoned by the bone dragon knight Lord Dimir. You can also try to play a game of cat and mouse with him, but if he and his mount are too aggressive. Your wreckage may become a hot item for your colleagues to bid for tomorrow .Now a Skeleton Mage and Lich in the city can be sold for sky-high prices."

In a sense, this is already a kind of sincerity, at least, there is no shouting and killing, expressing goodwill towards the necromancer.

After someone tried it first and determined it was safe. Even my undead knights are surprised by the number of necromancers.

But when they entered the city, they were delighted to find so many colleagues, but encountered new troubles.

They have just started their new lives and are unemployed.

The new Diffind School of Medicine (School of the Undead) does need a lot of faculty and staff, but it is a pity that it is a matter of high-level talents. Most necromancers are self-explored, and their level is better than that of apprentices. Don’t talk about teaching people. They all want to find a mentor to teach themselves.

"Do what you do? Killers or mercenaries?" There are also many desperadoes among the necromancers, and they naturally think of the way they used to make a living.

I have to admit that there is no lower limit to human stupidity. He dared to commit a felony in the city of innocence, the miracle of the God of Law. When his body was hung on the flagpole to dry, he set an example for others. By the way, I explained what is the condemnation technique and the city of innocence.

Of course, an excessively high unemployment rate will naturally lead to social instability, so I have already made plans.

The first thing is to join the army. After all, necromancers are definitely the big weapons on the battlefield. This is also what they are best at. My legion has many years of experience in the use of necromancers, but those little mages who don't want to go to the battlefield also have a brand new subject to study.

"The life of all kinds of magic? The equipment and tools of undead magic?"

This subject may seem unimaginable, but in fact it is not a new subject. Many human kingdoms have used magic lamps for a long time. Boiling water in fire-type magic stoves is also a daily consumption of nobles. All kinds of alchemy props are also the crystallization of magic civilization. Since other magic and alchemy can work, why can't necromancy spells not work? In fact, undead magic is very versatile, but the materials used are a bit strange.

The undead laborers are the servants of the undead mages themselves. It is normal to open them up as a labor market. Of course, there are some technical difficulties in this.

The low-level undead's brainlessness and blood-eating instinct are their instincts. Unless the necromancer keeps watching, no one can guarantee whether these brainless undead will lose control, but a small invention has changed everything.

"Lazy Sword Seal—Death is the sweetest dormancy, but unfortunately, it's not time for you to get off work. So, seize all the time and work hard to live a wonderful life."

The lazy sword seal is the sword seal representing the magic of the undead. In fact, his use is no different from other elemental sword seals. The sword seal is activated through Olivia's magic box, and then the sword seal is used to control the power of death, but from the current Judging from the progress of the research, it's great to allow users to control a few low-level undead.

The information I left was further opened up by Margaret and others. Soon, a simple Olivia’s Box for undead was born. Its only function is to contract and control fixed low-level undead. When holding this black magic bullet, he can also use it to manipulate low-level undead to serve it.

As a result, the undead labor market has become a reality. Skeleton workers, zombie miners, mummy maids, etc., as long as you can't think of it, you can't find it.

Of course, enough is enough to do business. The "genius" who came up with the disgusting and stitched weird sexy maid outfit has been revoked for three months because the product was complained by too many people that it ruined the three views and was unappetizing.

The rental ghost carriage, gargoyle express delivery, and zombie vs. plant series have all become hot topics in the city. It is foreseeable that with the improvement and update of technology, a brand-new magic civilization may be born in the border area.

Perhaps this series of small things seems to be nothing. But in fact, the impact is extremely far-reaching. The unknown represents fear. When these demons and ghosts can be enslaved by oneself, the sense of fear and alienation will naturally be greatly reduced, and when one's own principles can be accepted by the world. Necromancers also began to experience normal life.

"Sometimes, the times take a big step where you can't see it. It is estimated that the inventor, His Royal Highness Roland, would not have thought that it would be the most obscure and inconvenient invention, but it was the first to affect everyone. change the world."

But some things remain unchanged, such as unpredictable hearts and seeds of hatred.

Renee looked at the headless corpse in front of her. Sighed.

The two corpses were very young, a silver-ranked half-elf archer, and a rookie necromancer who sneaked in. When he had just come to inspect the city wall, they disguised themselves as passers-by and made a sudden attack, but the moment they shot. Beheaded by his guards.

"Master Fei Di, Teacher Ferdinand, Master Xina, thank you for your protection, everyone has worked hard."

"You don't need to thank us, this is an order from His Royal Highness Roland,

Before I left, I let the two sword masters and one great magician personally protect Renee. At that time, Renee thought I was overreacting. But the facts have proved my judgment, and now it is the seventh assassination in half a month, obviously this is still just the beginning.

"The newer the seedlings are, the easier it is to die young. Regardless of the status of Lan's descendants, you are the most important and irreplaceable part of the entire country as a bond between me and the Duke of Donglan. If something goes wrong with you, There is no need to talk about everything. If I were your enemy, assassinating you would definitely be a lucrative business."

"In the north, we have no enemies."

then. I just smiled and didn't say anything. At this moment, Renee remembered her disapproval at that time, but she could only lament her immaturity and naivety.

"Send it to the seventh market. Send me a copy of the results of the soul torture, although most of them are sent by that kingdom. Really. The orcs will come over next year. If you have time to send someone to assassinate me, how about Get ready for battle."

no enemies? They are all enemies. At the national level, as long as there is a conflict of interest, no matter how good the relationship is, no one wants to see a powerful neighboring country. Even if that country repeatedly states that it will not invade other countries, other countries How could a country entrust its own safety to others, not to mention that some countries have their own ambitions, and Dong Lan, who is gradually recovering, is an eyesore.

But I myself, who was still chauvinistic at this time, also encountered a similar experience.

"One, two, three, four, five, five top assassins, and a holy-rank thief hiding in the shadows, you really think highly of me."

Amyra waved her staff, her face full of anger.

"It's the one who assassinated you again. It's been the thirteenth time this week. I've become your free thug. Pay me back."

"Hmph, no money, no life!"

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Winter on the plateau always comes very early. By the time most countries in the Northland are preparing for the orcs' southward attack next spring, the ice fields will already be covered with ice and snow.

But just like in the past, this time the orcs did not shrink their field of activity and prepare for the winter. On the contrary, all kinds of wolf knights and Lei Peng knights kept cruising the plateau, sniping and killing the hidden human spies.

The closer to the orc gathering area, the greater the inspection intensity. Such abnormal behavior naturally attracted the attention of all countries, but after paying a lot of money, even if the secret talk about successfully entering the orc area was sent back, it was just some war preparations. General Intelligence.

But in fact, this is just a blindfold.

There are only two ways out of the gorge to enter the plateau area where the orcs are located, and both of them are blocked by the fortress cities of the two countries.

Erluo Plateau, far away from the orc area and the entrance to the northern countries, is a rather barren wasteland, but at this time, there are already countless tents, and the rising smoke undoubtedly shows that the orc army assemble.

At the highest peak, the chiefs were gathering, and a news that excited the tribe spread among the orcs.

"Cheers to the honor of the God of War! Next week, it's time for the orc army to go south. Finally, our old grudge can finally be avenged. This time, the humans we are going to fight will be caught off guard! Let's start the Thunderbird project!" (unfinished To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian () to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile users please go to read.)