The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the blizzard, before dawn, the dark army of orcs marched out, and countless powerful warriors in worn-out armor set out.

Behemoth awakened the sleeping plateau with the sound of its footsteps, and the wolf cavalry began to cruise in the dark under the call of the war drum, and the empty knights who returned from hunting first brought back the heads of human spies... All of the above impossible!

According to the original plan, the orc army should have been launched long ago, but unfortunately, a little "accident" happened.

"Get out! I want the top-level cosmetics from Yedu Starphin. Do you think you can fool me with this inferior product? Believe it or not, I will burn all your camps."

"My lord, please calm down! My lord, please calm down! This is the most advanced elf spring water, which can restore youthful vitality. It is definitely much better than those inferior artificial alchemy products of human beings!"

"I don't care! If you want me to contribute, just fulfill my request."

The dimensional gate leading to the abyss was closed, and the fire light on the Lord of the Rings dissipated. The will of the Demon Marquis had already left. Looking at the pile of ashes on the ground, the witch Kamala shook her head helplessly, and slowly put down the Lord of the Rings. Exit the tent.

But just as she went out, the door was already crowded with people. These bigwigs from various tribes now look worried about their gains and losses, just like candidates waiting for the results to be released. Even if they are self-aware, few think that the future will be a good result.

And as expected, when the witch shook her head lightly at the chiefs, she was greeted with helpless sighs.

"It's too difficult. Last time we thought the war song of the orcs was noisy, so we asked us to find a singer who sang ditty songs. In the end, we found the sparrow shaman singer and bard who are the best at singing. Obviously, the two sides cooperated and sang beautifully. The soul hymn ensemble. The devil said that they were singing country folk songs. He also said that they were out of tune. Those proud soul singers who were angry were going to rush to the gate of the abyss to fight her desperately. It took me a lot of work to appease her. .”

"What is this? Two days ago, she was called a tosser. She actually said that she wanted to eat red jade fruit, a specialty in the west of the mainland. I said no. It almost killed me. Also, 'Don't you have dragon knights? Exhausted a few Then you should be able to buy it back, at least I didn’t ask you to buy lychee’. What is lychee?.”

"More than 30 attendants who woke her up have died, and there are rumors that we have hidden a super ogre and are feeding it with attendants... well, let's not mention this pair of morale Due to the influence of the army, the amount of food that the army assembles every day is not small. Could it be that we are so exhausted."

"It doesn't matter, even without the blessing of the god of fire, if there is a direct raid with the help of the god of earth elements, as long as the two cities are captured for the winter, it will not be a problem at all. At least it is better than wasting here now.

Yesterday, more than 30 tribes chose to leave. "

Women are difficult to deal with, and female devils are even more difficult to deal with, this half month. The chiefs have had enough of Eliza's constant new demands, and the orcs are not soft-hearted, and the idea of ​​leaving her alone is becoming more and more marketable.

As one of the few people who can speak a few words to the Marquis Eliza, Kamala naturally became the best messenger. During this time, other chiefs also looked up to her, but as time went by, Instead, she suffered a lot of double anger. At this time, he was also full of resentment.

"I can't wait any longer. Who knows what else she can come up with tomorrow. The first snow will fall soon, and it will be really late by then."

"Hey, I've heard that the demon king has no scruples and acts according to his own preferences. This time I really saw it."

"Don't say, this is still a marquis-level demon who monopolizes a plane, which means that she is equivalent to the existence of a true god, and I can understand it at all. But she has an endless lifespan to play, and we can't afford it."

"I can't wait any longer. Let's have a showdown tomorrow..."

And when the orc chiefs were worrying about the moodiness of the demon lord, they would never have guessed that the extremely difficult demon lord they talked about was chatting passionately with their greatest enemy at this time, and the chatter The tone is not impatient and irritable towards himself and others.

"...I don't think they can wait long. Even if they don't give Vulcan's blessing, they will do it alone."

"Have you fought for more than half a month? You have done a good job. Is there a lot of pressure on the abyss? Do other demon lords have any complaints?"

"The devil won't care about other people who don't matter, let the power of the elements set off waves on the main plane, that is the will of the abyss, it doesn't care about success or failure, as long as the power of the elements makes the tide of the elements rise."

When it came to this, Eliza paused.

"This march is obviously not simple. There must be other agents of demon nobles in the camp. There are never a few great demons who want to take the opportunity to please the will of the abyss. As long as I don't give blessings, most of them will take it as an excuse to take over. .”

"Then give it to you. When they have a final showdown with you, just give your blessing directly."

"Um?"

This is different from the expected discussion. The orc army that is not afraid of the cold winter will undoubtedly become the number one enemy, but I have other ideas.

"Complete Vulcan's blessing is of course troublesome, but if something goes wrong in the middle and the blessing doesn't achieve the expected effect, no one can blame you...... Got it."

"You are as bad as ever, by the way, have you been playing around lately? If so, be careful of my sudden attack."

After the close talk, the rest of the topics are of course daily gossip. To be honest, if Eliza stays with me, I don’t know how to deal with the bachelor I have been. Let's get used to it more.

"How could it be? I wish I had this luck. You don't know how weird Beifeng and the others are recently. There are more and more gentlemen who can't handle it at all..."

Also, I don't even know how I feel about her.

lover? companion? The adopted daughter I watched growing up since I was a child is more reliable than the first two relationships. At least I know that every time I think of the familiar silver hair and pretty face, the rare warmth and sweetness are the caring and longing for the family, not by any means. Love for lovers.

"I also know that Eliza has paid a lot, and I probably know what she intends to get after all the sacrifices, but every time I really plan to regard her as a lover, I always think of her voice and appearance when she is six or seven years old. I It's not a beast. How did you do it? Maybe it's because it's too important that you're hesitant."

"Hey, the more you think about it, the more confused you get. Forget it. Don't think about it. Anyway, since you didn't think clearly before, you won't be able to think clearly in the future. Let's just live in such a muddle."

I know this is an extremely irresponsible ostrich mentality, but past experience has confirmed that this way of burying your head in the ground is embarrassing but effective.

After all, not everyone can live as long as I do. As long as it is delayed until the person is dead, there will naturally be no emotional disputes.

"However, even if you want to be a bulldozer scum, you must have conditions. The first life died too early, and the second life just found out something, and it triggered a war. The one who died was tragic. The third life was for revenge. Transform yourself into a lich...Sometimes when I look at the men and women haunting the festival, I feel inexplicably lost, and I can't wait to shout the slogan of the FFF regiment, and then throw a fireball over."

Sometimes, though, I think a little more. If I hadn't been full of revenge and pursuit of power in those years, maybe I had met the right person and formed a real family. Maybe now my children and grandchildren are all grown up, instead of being sympathized when I was more than three hundred years old. My adopted daughter (Da Wu) came to her first love in a messy way. The most outrageous thing is that she didn't know about her love, but somehow she had offspring.

Perhaps it was precisely because Eliza knew me that she played these little tricks. I didn't have the opportunity to refuse to say it at all. Instead, I owed a lot of debts in a daze, which led to the current reality.

"Although she didn't say it, the abyss can't be a good place. Demons are the incarnation of chaos, and the demons below are constantly rebelling. Demons of the same level devour each other and evolve, and the battle is endless. I'm afraid there has been no truce since she entered the abyss. It’s really hard for her.”

"But Eliza's decision is really right. It is indeed very beneficial for the Chaos side to have a senior spy. Just a piece of news at a critical moment can make the battle situation different. If there is no warning at all, it may be completely caught up in the war. I became passive. The delay of half a month has changed the whole situation... The more I owe, the more I can't pay back this debt of favor."

And after finishing the chat, I also breathed a sigh of relief, putting aside my personal feelings first, this time the orc invasion is really difficult to deal with.

The one that bears the brunt is the Sluwell Kingdom. My feelings about this country are even more complicated.

They claim to be the orthodox of Lan, and just for this, people don't know how to complain.

After all, in my generation, only Cavens and I were left in the royal family of Lanzhi. If my dead dad didn’t leave an illegitimate child, then his orthodoxy can only be me or Cavens. The descendant of Cavens, and after the reputation of Cavens is rotten, the last inexplicable descendant, although not explicitly stated, can only hang under my banner again.

History is history, and reality is history, but since they admit that they are descendants of the country of Lan, then some things are worth pondering.

If the holy sword and the last prince representing the kingship of Lan come back, then, should the Kingdom of Sluwell, which recognizes its royal family as the blood of Lan, return to the banner of the King of Lan? So, is the current king, Pavel III, going to hand over his crown and be an ordinary idler lord with peace of mind?

Of course, everyone knows that it is impossible, but if I really bring Roland's holy sword to his capital and shout, then no one can guess what will happen. At least, with Dong Lan's rise again, With the return of Roland and his knights, the people of Lan who moved back from Sluwell never stopped.

So, they made a decision, and what was in front of me was the "gift" sent by the other party to condolence to the ancestors.

"Hey, while acknowledging your Lan's bloodline, you sent assassins to kill him? You really are the descendants of filial piety."

PS: PS1. The condition is really bad, a little less today, but finally it's the rest day, and I should be able to make up more tomorrow.

PS2,. Let me tell you a cold joke. There used to be a Xueba who had a toothache... and then he died of pain. "

Well, Death's Playback Diary, the new book of the revived Xueba.