The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Brother Roland is very kind to me. He often tells me bedtime stories. At night, you are alone."

"As expected of a little girl who hasn't developed yet, she still likes to listen to fairy tales. But let my sister teach you, all fairy tales are deceiving, princesses are vases that cannot be picked up on shoulders, and most princes are Abnormal sexual orientation. In fact, there are many such examples around us."

"You... you are slandering!"

"But I can't blame you for being too naive. Children always have the right to innocence. When I was a child, I also liked listening to stories told by my master. I have listened to them for more than a hundred years. Oh, it should be called my dear now. That's really true. It's a little embarrassing."

Eliza, who covered her mouth and smiled slightly, looked embarrassed for a long time, and in a few words made the immature Renee quite amused, but it seemed that I was shot innocently again.

"It seems that Eliza must have met Cavens. There must be nothing wrong with him being a pervert. It is normal to have such an understanding. Well, it is definitely not me."

Shaking my head, ignoring the comments over there, I focused on the big meal in front of me. For many reasons, it seemed that this was the first time I had eaten food cooked by Eliza herself.

After being an experimental subject for several times these days, I have no choice but to take over the right to cook, but I have long been tired of eating, and Cohen’s cooking skills are very average. Recently, the bird has faded out of my mouth. If Lisa doesn't do badly, I'll be satisfied.

It was the usual broth, sliced ​​finely sliced, with bits of weed floating on top. Unnamed spices add to the appeal of the soup, and the scallion-like aroma whets the appetite.

"Delicious!"

Even Eliza, who is expected to do all-round housework, is not bad at her craft. But this time the broth still gave me a lot of surprises.

The mouth is fat but not greasy, the smell is even more fragrant in the ears and nose, and the aftertaste is full of aftertaste after swallowing, which makes people want to drink again. The barbecue on one side is covered with wild honey and plant spices, which also doubles the appetite.

"What kind of spice is this? It must be very expensive! Hmm, um, delicious!"

then. I started chewing immediately, and on the other side, Catherine and Cohen looked at each other and started to do it themselves.

Judging from the way they devoured food regardless of their image, I am not the only one who has been tormented enough these days.

Probably the most delicious meal in my memory is the last meal before ascending to the gods. Unfortunately, time was limited.

Eliza was unable to do it herself, and this time it was a surprise.

"Hey, if you don't eat it, we'll finish it all."

"No appetite." Renee was very stubborn, but just now when she said this, her slightly rumbling stomach made her blush on the spot.

"Hehe, the most important thing in life is to be happy, and eating a full stomach is the first choice. Roland, eat slowly so you don't choke. Are you still hungry? If not, I'll serve you a bowl of noodles."

So, I nodded happily. After regaining my physical body, I didn't have any other hobbies, but I became more and more greedy. As long as I have excellent craftsmanship, I will not refuse anyone. How could I refuse such a thing.

But that afternoon, I knew that some things should not be eaten indiscriminately, especially that delicate and bright smile belonged to a demon full of resentment.

"Ah! My stomach hurts and my head is so dizzy. This is the fourth time I have diarrhea in a day! Elisa, what did you put in your face!"

"Cursed spice black mandala grass, as you said, this is an ultra-precious spice, what you ate just now is equivalent to gold, by the way, and the little tooth dragon meat I just harvested, this is a great tonic, hey Yo, my lord, don’t tell me you have too much to fill? This is not good, I’ll give you another bowl of noodles to make up for it.”

The mandala grass used to make poison is actually used as chopped green onion, and the little tooth dragon is also known as the little green dragon, which is also poisonous. Should I be lucky, the intersection of the two poisons is actually just a bad stomach.

"No, why did they eat it but it was fine!"

"Oh, actually, it's all detoxified, probably because there is some catalyst in the noodles, which makes the poison break out again. I'm really sorry, master."

The explanation and apology on the cold face were emotionless, and each word jumped out, as if reciting lines. I only realized now that maybe, probably, in fact, Eliza has been angry all the time...

"Sorry, it's all my fault."

Well, I am a hero who knows the time and affairs. I understand that this little girl has a very long cycle of holding grudges and revenge. In order to have a delicious lunch in the future, I apologized on the spot. Although I don’t know what I did wrong. It’s because I’ve been too busy recently Don't have time to get in touch?

"It's all your fault. But since I apologized, I'll accept it."

Eliza finally showed a sincere smile, and then threw me a small bottle. After drinking it immediately, the rumbling stomach finally got better.

Another reason why I am most satisfied with Eliza's character is probably because although she likes to play a little temper, she can be forgiven as long as she apologizes. If she accidentally offends her, it is right to apologize first.

"...It finally feels better. Now I am a living person, and I will really die! Don't make such a joke next time. By the way, how did you get here? What's going on with this physical body?"

On the contrary, Eliza's arrival was indeed a surprise, and soon, I sorted out the ins and outs of the incident.

It turned out that Eliza's physical body was just an incarnation brought down by the orc sacrifice. It was a sacrifice that was withheld. As a marquis, she was very reluctant to do this step, and this incarnation didn't have much power.

Daily behavior is still possible, but if you participate in combat, you don't need to talk about it.

"Enough, it's a good thing you're here."

It's not that I'm having an M attack and I like to be punished, but that I've had enough of not having a right-hand assistant these days. Now that Eliza is here, I can finally be a hands-off shopkeeper again.

As soon as the words were finished, the deserted Eliza smiled with satisfaction, then leaned over and looked at me face to face.

"...I probably know that you want to go there again, but I am very happy to hear you say that. This is a reward."

In a sense, the demonized Eliza was originally more courageous in expressing and pursuing her feelings.

The green face is getting closer. The frost on the face of the past has disintegrated, and there is a fire-like enthusiasm under the iceberg. Eliza's cheeks were flushed, and her delicate red lips were exuding amazing charm and heat. I was forced to nowhere.

"You... what are you doing!!"

It's a pity that I wasn't the only one present, let alone the two who tried to reduce their presence and pretended to be stone sculptures. Renee had no intention of sitting back and watching all this happen, and rushed to the middle to stop it from happening.

"What a pity? I thought it was a pity just now?"

While I was inexplicably struggling with the change in my mentality, Eliza and Renee began to verbally confront each other again.

"I know why the master hates ignorant brats. When parents are making love, they should pretend not to see it."

"Parents... Who are the parents now? And I'm not a brat! I'm fourteen years old! I can marry a long time ago!"

"Fourteen years old? It's unbelievable! I thought it was only ten years old, but Anne seems to be far ahead of you at only ten years old."

Well, although he didn't say it specifically, judging from the point of his slightly slanted gaze, the transcendence in that aspect is already obvious.

"Well, Eliza, don't you feel hurt when you say that?"

All right. Judging from the twisted corners of her mouth and twitching eyes, the flat-chested girl A with a poisonous tongue is gnashing her teeth to kill the enemy and destroy herself. I'm afraid that some fragile part of the girl is bleeding.

And just like in the past, in a few words, Eliza completed the big kill, and the stupid Renee was so angry that she could only go to the corner to sulk.

And suddenly. He was still making Renee angry, but Eliza's words came from the ring.

"Master, I have found out the origin of the blood of the royal family of Xinlan. I am afraid that it is more troublesome than expected. In your words. This is a huge conspiracy, so big that only I can tell it personally. Don't worry. The enchantment has been set up. I said, listen, don't overreact."

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The invisible barrier cut off all prying eyes, I was still squatting aside to bask in the sun, Eliza had already started to clean up the dishes, but the connection between the two was getting closer.

"First of all, that is indeed the real Lan's blood, but it is not your descendant. You are still as expected, a ten thousand-year-old bachelor, the super veteran of the FFF regiment and the spiritual mentor of the Torch Festival. I actually became the first girlfriend of a ten-thousand-year-old virgin. I was really a little excited, and then I instinctively felt a little disgusting and dangerous. If it can be done, three hundred years..."

On the one hand, I continued to be ridiculed by the poisonous tongue, but on the other hand, the shocking secret came oncoming, and I couldn't care less about the vicious words and resentment.

This time, I was stupefied for a moment. It's no wonder that Iris did not hesitate to lower her avatar. This secret is probably not safe if it is transmitted by any means.

After a long time, after Alice finished speaking, even though the wind was still biting outside, I was frightened into a cold sweat.

"If you haven't found it all the time? It's almost over. It seems that the opponent really shouldn't be underestimated."

While I was scared, I also laughed. Conspiracies and ambush are only scary when they are not discovered. Now that I know it, I can deal with it.

"Thank you, Eliza, it's good to have you, I owe you again, and I can't imagine what I would do without you."

"Hmph, it's getting more and more nasty. If you really have a heart, please save me from provoking girls."

Even so, judging from the sweet smile on the corner of his mouth, it seemed to be quite useful.

And while we were smiling at each other, we couldn't see our spiritual connection, but there was a bad guy talking about it in a low voice behind us.

"It's okay to suddenly open your mouth. Smile... Cohen, do you think the poison of the master has not been expelled, and now he looks a little nympho and a little silly."

"...I heard from brother Kurul next door that a man would be a bit strange after holding back for a long time. It seems that Lady Eliza made His Highness so happy that she lost her composure."

"Sure enough, you will change your mind if you hold it in for a long time, but judging from this, it seems that Princess Renee has no chance of winning."

"Well, Senior Catherine, Her Highness Renee is behind you, she seems very angry."

"Ah, Your Highness, I'm sorry, that... You won't cut off our benefits because of this, right? I'm still waiting to use it to buy new alchemy props. That, although the opponent is indeed very strong, you still have the possibility of victory , at least some aspects are still at the same level...Pfft, I really didn’t think of certain aspects, anyway, I will try my best to speak good words for you in front of Your Highness in the future!"

The apprentices seem to have some disputes, and they have become a mess, but I have to start thinking about business.

"Is Lan's revival? This is really a big pit and a big trouble. It seems that we must speed up the pace to end this war. Then, the next step is to go to Antuen." (To be continued. If you like For this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian () to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to read.)

PS: Well, it seems to have recovered a bit, so let’s strive for two updates today, there should be another chapter tonight