The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The name of this black general was An Yinluo. His head was like a black tiger, his face was like a millstone, and his body was like an iron tower. He had a pair of big copper bell-like eyes, a flat nose and broad ears, and his breath was like a cow.

He has majestic eyes and a domineering spirit. He has been a soldier all his life, and he is ranked 91st on the list of famous generals. He is a well-known vanguard. He risked his life to seize the city gate, known as Desperate Saburo Xiao Heizi.

But the one standing opposite him was a rather young white-faced general, probably only ten or seventy-eight in appearance, and in the eyes of veterans in the military circle, he was still a baby.

He holds a mithril Supreme Sword, a fine gold tiger-wing helmet on his head, wears a chain mail inlaid with jade and rotten silver, and wears thick and barbaric dragon leather military boots. His face is full of peach blossoms, and he is dressed in a bright sword. It needs to be carefully distinguished, but it lacks a little majesty. Its face is more feminine, white as jade, pink skin and red lips, with a smile on the corner of the mouth, more like a face than a general.

And if you underestimate him because of his appearance, then you are making a big mistake!

The silver sword in his hand is the famous pale justice, which has cut down dragons and liches. Think about it, the divine sword chooses the master, can ordinary people hold this sword? Could this be an ordinary person?

The silver-armored general's name is Roland, he is less than twenty-eight years old, but he has already spent half his life on the battlefield. He is a famous young general, known as the silver-faced little white dragon.

Don't look at his young face, he can go out of the palace and into the kitchen, the silver sword is full of villain's blood, the outstanding record shocked the whole Ashe, even the humble pair of savage dragon leather boots, also came from safari The super evil dragon Nine-headed Dragon was stripped off. Can such a person be simple?

This stubble. Both generals were famously bad tempered. He is also famously stubborn and does not listen to advice. Right now, the two had disagreements about the war, so naturally they met each other without saying a word, and they were really on the same page.

The black and white generals' geomantic omens are always at odds with each other, and there are deep grievances. This outbreak is just like a black tiger fighting a white dragon.

In the lobby, in the center of the platform. The two of you stare at me, I stare at you, the black-faced one thinks the white-faced is tender and unreliable, and the white-faced one thinks the black-faced is ugly and frightening, all of a sudden, murderous and domineering.

Finally, the two got closer and closer, and finally faced each other, eye to eye. Then...the lips bumped together! Yes, they actually sympathized with each other and bumped into each other!

"This is the victory of the great spirit! This is the final victory of the will of the rotten girl! At this moment. Roland has inherited the glorious tradition of previous philosophers. Abu Gaohe (a famous gay man), Billy King (more famous Gay guy) At this moment, the soul is possessed! Roland is alone, he represents the long history and tradition of the entire Ash non-heterosexuality, at this moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!"

"Eliza,

It’s fine if you just whisper the book in my ear, but if you’re still talking about this nonsense now, I’ll send you back to the abyss right away! I do what I say! "

As I roared in my heart, the next moment, Eliza, who was deliberately messing with the current storytelling jokes and then suddenly possessed by a certain commentator, finally shut up.

Well, the above are all storytelling jokes made up by Eliza, absolutely not true! I was never gay, absolutely not!

My ears became quiet, and I was in the mood to think about the opponent in front of me.

"'Black Bear' An Yinluo, Suoan, from San Antonio, 44 ​​years old, Earl of Military Honor, has been in the army for 27 years, and has been promoted step by step from an ordinary knight to a general. He often takes the lead and takes the lead in charging. , is to lead the raid on hundreds of kilometers of mountain roads overnight, highlight the encirclement circle laid down by neighboring countries, and attack the opponent's next four cities."

"Comments on the list of famous generals: Experienced veterans, skilled and orthodox in using soldiers, don't like strange soldiers, have no particularly brilliant strategies, but have no obvious shortcomings, and have not suffered major failures. Dare to fight at critical moments To find a way out in a desperate situation is to be a brave general, not a wise general.”

Eliza's advantage is probably that although she is constantly venomous and often gives me some "surprises", she never makes mistakes in business.

I asked her to provide me with the other party's information. Although she gave me a lot of messy things, she also gave me what I wanted.

"Non-academic practical general? Isn't that an old antique, which is a bit troublesome. Heh, there are no shortcomings and no advantages? Isn't that another way of saying that the whole body is full of shortcomings?"

"Well, may I ask what an academic military strategist is in your eyes?"

"A nerd who can only copy classic battles, draw a circle and let the opponent get in by himself, which is super easy to deal with."

"...Do you want to know your own evaluation? Among them is the part about your military methods."

"Well, you have it? Of course, I plan to buy it from the goblin when I get back. It's best if you have it."

"'Roland the Immortal', Roland Lan, the last prince of the Land of Lan, another famous identity is the most powerful necromancer in modern times, Emperor Yongye, and he is also the direct founder and nominal supreme leader of the Xiluo Empire , also won the 33rd place in the list of natural disasters. The reason why he is called immortal is because he has an incredible resurrection ability. He is also one of the very few people who can transcend reincarnation and maintain his own existence. The presence."

"According to insiders, he has an extremely cunning and vengeful personality. If he encounters and offends him unfortunately... It is said that he can take revenge without hesitation for a hundred years. If he is really offended, this avenger will never Of course, you can also consider the life insurance service of our goblin insurance (it is impossible to help you out, but at least the insurance money can be delivered to your descendants)."

"According to unverifiable news (the latest information this year), he has successively transformed into 'Black Hand Baron' Roland Chanem and 'Aurora Sword Master' Rollo Tambor to travel around the world. Before the reason for his immortality is revealed, I'm afraid it's the end of the world, but he will still live a good life. Once again, don't offend him, otherwise when you get old, maybe this shameless emotional liar will come to your granddaughter to fall in love (a self-proclaimed The original words of the insider who was deceived by him, the insider is said to be his classmate and senior sister, this information is extremely reliable). It can be seen that he is quite romantic..."

All right. Should I sigh to find a bosom friend? Although this seems to describe a certain kind of creature that can't die, it is a bit disgusting. Although the metaphor was full of malice, at least it was right to tell some secrets, and then I gave Amyra who was pretending to be innocent a hard look.

"Sister who was deceived? Amyla! No matter what you think, it's you! How dare you slander me, at least, at least..."

My glaring was met with a sneer from a certain senior.

"... At least give me half of the information fee, why should you keep the free money!"

"Is this the point? Hey, Roland, you are even more shameless than before!"

All right. Regardless of the surprised Amyra, I slightly brought my attention back to the topic, and Eliza was still reading the information about me.

"...Whether he is Prince Lan, Emperor Yongye, or the 'Black Hand Baron', he has a record of leading troops in battle, and his military skills are basically the same style. The Calamity of Eternal Night can sweep all countries, and his outstanding skills The use of soldiers is also one of the important reasons. He likes to use strange soldiers, but he is not afraid of a decisive battle. He is not absolutely sure that he will never confront him. This is his most obvious characteristic. The most typical battle example is when he fought against the kingdom of the elf Sobe. The opponent His main force was three times as large as his, and he had the elite troops of the Blade of Light to restrain the undead, but he sent a large number of elite small troops to harass and restrain the main force. It dragged on for a year and a half, and finally supported the battle with battle. The undead army has won."

It seems that the evaluation is still very pertinent, at least I have not missed the war that I am most proud of, the tactics are not new, they are nothing more than a variant of guerrilla warfare, but I am afraid that only undead who are not afraid of sacrifice can carry out this suicide harassment tactic to the end .

"When he was a human prince, he left some books "On Guerrilla Tactics", "Intelligence Gathering Is the First Priority of War", "Our Goal Is the Sea of ​​Stars——Hold Your Head Before You Can Win" "Turtle Bar", its flexible and changeable tactics have had a profound impact on later generations. The book mentions the long-term reward order "Slaughter Beast Order" in exchange for bounties with human heads, although it has been criticized constantly, it has had a major impact on later generations. And he used the elite air cavalry to attack the orc tribe to cut off their retreat, and poisoned the water source to pollute the water source, which made him have a terrible reputation among the orcs. But in a sense, he suffered the most The lost orc tribe also had the longest peace and prosperity in modern times. The Northland had been peaceful for more than 50 years, but because of this, the revived orc tribe became stronger again, and only then did the largest orc southward invasion in a thousand years .”

"Because of his superb military skills, his military theory and combat thinking have great influence, and his achievements are outstanding, he once ranked 68th on the list of famous generals in history. In the end, he had no choice but to leave the list. However, his record and ability to use troops are indeed in the list of gods of war, and because of his indestructibility, I am afraid that he will also be in the top forty of the list of contemporary famous generals for a long time."

Hearing this, I didn't know how to evaluate it, but in the end I could only lament that I was too young and did things too extreme.

But in a sense, I have a little more confidence. I don't think that big black-faced man will buy my information. Now that he knows my information, he will feel a little guilty.

After all, he just came to the bottom of the modern list, but I was evaluated as a famous player in history. In such a comparison, it is natural that I am higher, and among my peers, it is natural that the reputation and strength are relatively strong.

But at this time, An Yinluo seemed to be made a little unnatural by the silence after my speech, and An Yinluo took the initiative to ask, the content was very respectful, but the tone was a bit aggressive.

"His Royal Highness, I don't know if you think there is something wrong with my strategy, please give me some pointers."

Looking at An Yinluo with a serious face in front of me, I smiled. Well, since it's time for negotiation, then, it's still the third time, let's throw the blockbuster first to scare people.

"Just looking at the comparison between the enemy and the enemy on paper, you are indeed not wrong. On the contrary, this arrangement is quite appropriate. As long as the execution is effective, the winning rate is at least 80%..."

Hearing this, he seemed to think that he was praised by me. An Yinluo touched his chin and smiled, but I didn't finish my sentence. In the past three days, my scouts have been roaming around, and the information from all parties has been compiled. I will make a judgment only after the accumulated information and intelligence.

"But I still want to say that your arrangement is to let the soldiers die. You only see the threat on the chessboard, but you completely forget about other chess players who have not yet entered the game!"

"The god of the earth element, Umdi Roken, has been supporting the Bloodaxe tribe. You think they will not intervene in such an important battle as the siege of Antun. I witnessed the formation of the rain capital in Oran. The god of water element and Her people directly participated in the invasion of the Oran Empire, and they didn't have so many restrictions. It would be foolish to underestimate any ancient evil god. I think, when your army is in a decisive battle with each other, earthquakes and sudden The earth elementals that come out are the best ambushes."

By the time this was said, the faces of all the people present had turned ashen. Obviously, they had long ignored the existence of those ancient elemental evil gods, and believed that they would not intervene in the war among mortals.

Seeing An Yinluo's face changed, I smiled. Now that the right to speak is in my hands, the next intelligence bomb will be even more terrifying.

"Blindly advancing without sufficient intelligence support, I think you are looking for a dead end. And you missed more than one place."

An Yinluo wanted to explain something, but hesitated for a moment, and finally shook his head without saying anything. ,

"Miscalculation of Emdilokan, this is still one of the reasons for your defeat, not the most fatal. I know you must be prepared, don't refute me. But you still missed the dangerous opponent, no, you never You didn’t regard each other as an enemy from the beginning, on the contrary, in your eyes, they are still trustworthy allies, after all, we haven’t had a war for so many years.”

"You mean?"

"Impossible, is it from the west? Could it be that the wolf king is heading there?\

,""No, no, it is indeed possible. Their situation is very strange recently. In this way, the wolf king's movements can also be explained."

As soon as the words fell, all the generals present stood up, and the black-faced An Yinluo was completely pale from shock this time. If the news is true, the whole world will be shocked.

"Well, Amon's power is far greater than you expected. The wolf king Sostero and the fox sage Wen are his staunch supporters. They divided their forces and headed west, intending to open the Aksi Fortress from the back. , let the army of elves enter the country. Yes, you guessed it right. Our most trusted long-eared allies decided to stand on the opposite side this time from the very beginning, and they have too many grievances to settle with us."

"The elves are about to declare war on humans. And the gods of the elves are about to start a war of gods against the gods of humans! And our northern land is about to become a battlefield for the battle of gods!" (To be continued...)