The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Aksi Fortress, however, is called "Xin Ke Ying Xin Ke" by the elves, which means "land of evil" in the elves language.

As the closest human fortress to the northern elves, it is the only way to the elves and countless slave hunting teams. Therefore, it is also the largest distribution center for slave trade in the north.

In the area where many elves exist, the elves in the Northland are probably relatively weak. In addition, the neighboring country Sluwell is only a small northern country. "It became the hardest hit area for elf trade.

Well-connected second-hand dealers, agents who pick up fresh and special goods for the nobles, unlimited mercenaries waiting to be hired, city guard officers and soldiers who are bought but turn a blind eye, in a sense, elves It's not wrong to call it a place of evil.

When the income exceeds 100%, the merchants have already dared to take risks. When the income exceeds 3000%, the merchants dare to trample on all laws in the world. Ben's business has brought huge profits, and there are repeated travels every year.

In a sense, the fact that Lan Country was so hated by people back then was an important reason why the trading of elves was blocked (as mentioned earlier). Ironically, in order to destroy this country, the elves even sent their noble daughters However, the final outcome is that while opening the door, it also allows unconscionable robbers to drive straight in. Is this what the decision makers expected to obtain?

Of course, if you ask him, you will not get an answer. For he has been frozen in ice with his kingdom. The ice age can also keep them fresh for hundreds of years. Maybe there will be a day of thawing.

But today, this bloody fortress city has finally ushered in its doomsday, and of course, there are slave traders in it.

When the orc army suddenly attacked the city from behind, the Moonblade troops of the Tassel Elf Kingdom suddenly attacked the temporary camp of a certain merchant. They came to rescue their robbed royal princess.

And when the looted moon elf princess was found out of the caravan's basement in a bloody mess, all the elves present were completely angry, and the small-scale attack directly turned into a riot.

And under the instigation of caring people. The slaves of the Elven rioted accordingly, and they slew the jailers and caravan guards, seized the weapons, and opened the gates,

Then, there was the natural ethnic cleansing. This time, the proud elves did not refuse the help of the orcs. They felt that the actions of these rough people were more resentful, and even expressed their approval of the brutal killing methods of the orcs.

Soon, a letter of resignation and a strong declaration of war will be handed over to Antuen, who is suffering from the orc siege.

The Tassel Elf Kingdom and its alliance of the Three Kingdoms of the Elves officially declared war on Sluwell.

The sudden third-party war shocked the whole world, and countless letters drifted to the north like snowflakes. Church messengers moved back and forth, but the lines of communication were blocked from the start.

But at this time, in the place guarded by the Moonblade Troops of the Tassel Kingdom, Alvin Xinye, the leader of the Moonblade Troops, was full of worry. As far as he could see, on the bed in the room, there was a man with wounds all over his body. The moon elf girl is in a deep sleep.

"Your Majesty is too cruel. Her Highness Suanna is underage, but she is your only child."

As a moon elf aristocrat, Alvin has a blood relationship with His Royal Highness Atrion of the Tassel Kingdom. In a sense, this elf princess covered in scars is still his own niece.

As the executor of the "Key of the Moon" project, when the other elves were hanging the slave trader with anger, Alvin knew the ins and outs of the whole incident.

"Those damned old things actually drove Her Royal Highness Suanna to her death."

Suanna Xinyue, Her Royal Highness Princess of the Tassel Kingdom, the only descendant of His Majesty the Elf King, in order to pass the war plan and win the support of the Senate, she also became a political exchange outcast. The next Elf King will be The nephew of the Great Elder of the Presbytery.

The reason why Suanna was made a sacrifice was not only because of the exchange of political interests, but more importantly, the young Suanna was the leader of the peace faction, and a group of elves from the peace faction were united around her. Once she, who is deeply loved by the people, is killed, it will arouse the resentment and even hatred of all the elves. With the people's indignation, there will be no obstacles to this war.

In order to make Suanna really have the expected effect, the cruel planner chose the cruelest slave trader and the most disgusting buyer. A well-planned encounter, a vicious slave hunter, made the noble princess become a slave. That's it.

"...water...water."

The faint shout made the female officers present act quickly, and the tragic situation of Her Royal Highness finally made Alvin couldn't stand it anymore.

"Your Highness, if you have any other requirements, please tell me directly. I, Alvin, will definitely do it for you."

Huge physical and mental injuries were suffered, and anyone with a discerning eye knew that Su Anna could no longer survive. In the end, Alvin, who couldn't stand it any longer, made his own promise, which would also be his last limit. expect.

"......revenge...."

Hearing this, Alvin was stunned, and suffered such bad luck inexplicably. It is no wonder that the little princess who originally opposed the war was full of resentment in her heart, but the poor girl didn't know who the real enemy was.

Suanna's withered lips opened and closed slightly, as if she wanted to say something, but she was too weak to speak.

Alvin hurriedly moved closer, only to hear the mosquito-like groan.

"No...do...don't...revenge me, I...want peace, I don't...don't want war."

The originally fair face was full of knife marks, after struggling to finish his last wish, he was sure that his wish had been heard by his uncle, this rose with the most beautiful tassels lost its last blood color, gave up the nostalgia for survival, withered and withered .

When the news of the death of Suana, who was loved by the elves, came out, all the elves fell into madness.

"His Highness is dead! His Highness is actually dead!!"

"It's all damn humans who made His Highness like this!"

"Revenge! Blood for blood, tooth for tooth. How can these villains be enough? We will use the blood of their wives and daughters to pay homage to the spirit of His Royal Highness Suanna!"

"No. The vengeance of the elves is tenfold repayment! We will sacrifice tenfold blood!"

The roar resounded through the sky. Even the gentle court ladies were preaching revenge at all costs, but Alvin, the only one of them all who heard the last words clearly, had nothing to say.

He just felt dizzy, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but in the end, he thought too much and his head went numb. Still can't say a word.

"...Your Highness, please forgive me. I'm afraid I'm going to make a slip of the tongue. No one can stop now. And this time, with that country destroyer as my opponent, perhaps, soon I will be able to face you Sorry."

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When the news of Suanna's death and the news of the elves declaring war came, I was not surprised at all. It should be said that if my speculation is true, the elves really intend to deviate from the order side. Suanna must die, and most likely she will die terribly.

reason? In fact, there is no reason. At least one reason is needed to go to war, especially the elves, a race that thinks they are just and "peace-loving", need a reason that everyone can accept.

And Suanna herself is a perfect sacrifice. She has a high reputation and has always opposed the war. She advocates harmonious coexistence with human beings and hopes to solve all problems through communication.

Why do I know her? Know her well? I was imprisoned in Sulfur Mountain City when she was born, so I had no social contact with her, and I didn't know her, but I did know her.

"Sure enough, the real world won't be so dramatic. Luckily, Suana won't be able to become the Queen of Elf..."

In that period of "history", she, as the leader of the peace faction, released a series of epic missions of incredible levels. With the joint help of elf players and human players, she finally cleaned up everything including the elders' house and her father's king. The main battle faction ascended to the throne, and even competed for the position of elf queen in the future, so that the elves finally stayed on the side of order.

And ever since I discovered that the gods of the four elements were not sealed by the "players" according to the "historical script", I knew that there were definitely a lot of stupid pitfalls in that so-called strategy book. At least, the big players involved in the "history" Events will definitely change beyond recognition.

Reality is not a game, and this mistake hit me hard.

So, I cleaned up the "history". After measuring the "history" with the real world as the standard, I really found a lot of loopholes.

The inexplicable fall of the God of the Four Elements is to make the "players" have a sense of historical participation and accomplishment, and also to prevent opponents who cannot be knocked out at the early stage of the game. But judging from the inexplicable plot development, it is probably The game screenwriter completely ignores the hand of God who deduced the facts.

And the legendary life of Queen Suanna of "Light of the New Moon" and "Lucky Moon" is even more incredible. How to meet the player hero in a desperate situation, how to expose a series of conspiracies by her father and the elders' house, and how to finally reach a peace agreement , Let humans and elves overcome difficulties together, the chance in it can buy lottery tickets, the difficulty of breaking out of the encirclement is far more difficult than slaying dragons with bare hands, and the series of constantly reversed legendary plots can completely write best-selling novels.

"Damn it, this is another pitfall. It seems that the screenwriter let the elf players stay on the side of order, and that's right, it's a game after all, who can accept the inexplicable change of factions. But Ashe is a real In the world, there is no so-called protagonist."

But Ashe Continent is not a game, and Suanna is not the child of destiny, so she died, and her death was extremely miserable. In the end, the fact of her death became the fuse of the war she hated the most. This is undoubtedly not a perfect story. Irony, but also a warning to me.

"I only have one chance. This failure will be the end of the game. Any fluke mentality is unacceptable. Everything must be considered for the worst. No matter how well prepared it is."

But at this time, I regretted a little, and some things are best left in moderation.

"Are you overdoing it? I just asked for a few pieces of auxiliary equipment to match my new profession. What did you prepare for me?"

In front of me, the deputy captain of the Aurora named Pierre Papan (Runai Papa-san), is showing me the equipment I requested.

"Sailor outfit? Fake animal ears? Are you sure these are all weapons and equipment? I want individual communication equipment and enchanted armor. Are you sure you heard it right?"

Tight women's sailor suits on muscular men. The strong muscles under the tights are so obvious that it is disgusting. Under the skirt are two thick thighs. However, this muscular man with sunglasses deliberately put on some cute fox ears and tail. This scene is really horrible.

"Yes, Your Highness, this is the equipment you requested. You see, this artificial ear has built-in sound transmission, and the magic bullet in it can provide more than 200 short-range calls, and its expanded ear design can expand the transmission of sound waves The efficiency is an extremely ingenious design. And this close-fitting magic armor, regardless of its frivolity, as long as the magic bullet in it is activated, it can be made as hard as iron. And it is so thin that it can be used as underwear, and it can also be worn outside Add a layer of armor. Double protection, feel more at ease!"

"There is also this fox tail. It is not just a decoration. It has a miniature energy pool inside, which is enough to recharge the whole equipment for more than three times. It is expected that the individual soldier will use it for more than three hours."

Don't tell me, I tried it myself. I was surprised to find that these equipments are very effective, and many theoretical problems have been solved, and the degree of completion is much higher than expected.

"...Who is the designer? I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with him. Has our technology improved so fast? Is such a high technology decent for this? Can you be normal and make a thin body armor And communication headsets and the like!"

"Chief designer Timiret Jr. also came, and someone asked him at the time, but his answer was 'the higher the concealment, the more key role, and the cuteness is the justice!' It seems that this is what he thought of as a designer No one can persuade him without the insistence of the author.”

Speaking of this, Peel also shook his head regretfully, but he was not regretting that he could not convince the other party, but that the other party was still unwilling to listen to his opinion—to add warship parts to the sample.

"It seems that different ways do not conspire, and the little boy still can't appreciate the romance of giant steel ships and heavy artillery. Obviously, the ship girl is the most beautiful... But according to your instructions, he should be selling simple version of the magic armor and liaison beast ears, um, he spoke highly of your creativity, and he was full of praise for using friendly troops as an experimental platform."

"Little Timmy?"

Not only did I think of the little furry child under the protection of my sister, I wondered if his fame was another "hand of God", how did he grow up so quickly?

"It seems that a lot of things have happened, but he is obviously a child. Why do these designs always remind him of an uncle with bad intentions... Wait, you said that he is now selling weakened versions of magic equipment to the coalition forces? Including These messy things?"

"Well, there is a report from Mrs. Olivia on this point. She asks you to check it out in detail. The products sold this time are all designed by Little Timiret. There are 27 kinds of animal ears, including cat ears, dog ears, and fox ears. , there are 19 types of magic armor, such as one-piece swimsuit, three-point underwear, black sexy underwear, four types of magic swords that cannot be charged at one time, 300 pieces, and four types of magic explosion grenades, 2,000 pieces, all of which are weakened versions with special additions Yes, you can directly send the data back to the headquarters, may I ask you any questions?"

"The problem is big! Can this thing be sold? How can I meet people tomorrow?"

When I think that my people are selling sexy underwear to the generals of various countries, I want to dig a hole and bury myself in it.

Maybe this information will be sent back to all countries tomorrow. Is it possible to wait for everyone to laugh at me and go to the road of perversion? It should not be too late now, so I must stop it.

"He hasn't been there for a long time, right? Well, just stop him quickly. It would be even better if he was the only one. It will probably be taken as a prank by the children."

After all, adults can understand the pranks of bear children, well, they can barely understand, thinking about it this way, I feel a little relieved.

"No, Lord Snowhoof is here, and he volunteered to act as a model. The last time I saw him, he should have been in a pink cropped one-piece swimsuit with rabbit ears... I have to say, that was a real treat." It was a tragedy, and the researchers vomited on the spot."

"...You look so unconvincing, how much better can you be. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Compared with the macho sailor suit in front of me, I imagined it a little bit. The appearance of that stupid cow wearing a pink navel-baring one-piece swimsuit is enough to blind everything. It even has a rabbit ear to show off its cuteness. I think this world should be destroyed. , at least I don't have to lose my face because of it.

Then I knew there was no need to stop it.

"Hurry up! That orc changed his mind and fled over there!"

"Uh, the brothers are all vomiting in disgust, can we chase after later."

"...Be sure to catch him before more victims show up. Hunter? Track it down."

"What else is there to chase? It's enough to follow the fainted and vomiting citizens! Even my little baby was frightened and fainted. It is a military dog ​​that has been trained for nearly ten years, and the dog's eyes have been blinded. "

I only glanced out the window, and I immediately squatted down covering my eyes.

"You guys really have no lower limit. Next month, you guys will be assigned to dig a hole in the mine!"

Not to mention the tauren in the pink navel-baring one-piece swimsuit at the forefront, the two-meter-tall muscular man wearing a swimsuit designed for girls is completely a blasphemy of activities, and there is no need to describe it at all, just running The trembling of the muscles under the swimsuit is enough to blind all bystanders.

But behind him was a group of "surprises".

Goblin Kabbalah is wearing a white nurse uniform that is quite popular now, but he is so nervous that he looks like a mental patient who should be cared for. Casio put on a set of black two-point sexy underwear. The centaur covering two points on the chest makes it impossible to look directly at it.

The two-headed ogre has cat ears on the left head and dog ears on the right head. It also wears a maid outfit and a big red lipstick on its bloody mouth... As a maid control , I immediately went blind.

As for Beifeng....he is normal now, but looking at his colleague with animal ears with bright eyes, he seems to be considering whether to include it in the hunting range, so I deny the design of the animal ear communicator from the bottom of my heart! There is a sad wind, which is too dangerous.

"You bastards! I'd rather you all go naked!" (To be continued...)