The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"name?"

"Albert Rhine.

"Profession?"

"Freedom Knight, I have no affiliation, but recently I am living in the Gentlemen's League. Please give me face and call me the Three Musketeers of Broken Flower Swordsman."

Looking at the rather hearty black-haired knight in front of me, I couldn't help being a little surprised. Since I made up my mind to contact the Gods and Warriors Alliance, no matter how wretched the "expert" sent, I have already expected it, but send me one What does cheerful handsome guy mean.

He has delicate features, eagle nose and sword eyebrows, a face full of righteousness but with a gentle smile, a handsome black knight uniform, which makes him full of heroism, long hair and shawls, but not the slightest feminine, which is inexplicable He really wanted to punch his handsome face, ahem, he seemed to be involved in some personal grievance.

Isn't this a typical male public enemy-a super handsome guy, how can he be a member of the League of Gentlemen?

"...Do you know what you were sent here for? Did you convey the wrong order?"

Albert smiled wryly and shook his head.

"Your task was not miscommunicated, and when the news reached us, all the companions immediately found me. They thought that only I could perform this task properly?"

I was even more surprised. From the maid who kept peeking outside the door, I can see that such a rare super handsome guy still lacks women? He still wants to engage in "performance art", it should be a woman who is sticking to him.

"...The past is like smoke, it's a long story,"

Albert looked down on the past, feeling unbearable to look back on, and said with a bow.

"It's all young people's mistakes, it's from when I was a kid. I have a sister. She's my angel and everything. . . "

That is a fairly common story in this era. Albert, whose parents died, supported his own family alone, his only relative, his younger sister; his angel and psychological support, but when she was three years old, she was abducted by human traffickers.

"So, I rode all over the world alone, and my childhood memories are blurred. The only characteristic, ;; the red birthmark on my waist. Therefore, I practiced a rapier swordsmanship, which specializes in cutting clothes without hurting the skin. , Therefore, they are also called the Swordsman in Broken Clothes of my Three Musketeers."

The sad expression was palpable, obviously suffering from it.

I immediately nodded in agreement with sympathy on my face. I really understand the feeling of being regarded as a pervert despite being a normal person.

"You've worked really hard, don't worry. When you finish my work, I will mobilize my strength and find you my sister."

"Really? Thank you so much. I can't wait to carry out your mission, please give me the characteristics, and I will start to act!"

;;The Albert immediately got up and saluted, and I was also a little embarrassed, which was much better than expected. There are normal people in the League of Gods? It seems that the aura of the gentleman king is not too difficult; fu, I can't help but look forward to a bright future.

"Well, she is about fourteen to eighteen years old this year;;, blond hair... No, the hair color may also be dyed, so as long as it meets this age, don't let it go, because it is possible to dress up as a man, so cute Don't miss it, boys!"

"Your Highness, don't worry, I am an expert! No woman can escape my eyes, my sword!"

The rapier drew an arc in midair, and the murderous aura in the black pupils disappeared in a flash. At this moment, I realized that the top master in front of me was actually a half-step legend.

I was overjoyed immediately, did I change my luck? This time, not only is it a normal person with common sense and a bottom line, but also a master?

"It's so reliable! It's so reliable!  …"

"Brother, I bought you a beast tooth sword tassel, you will definitely like it!"

The door was opened suddenly, and a lively little girl jumped in.

Wait, what is her name? elder brother? Since he didn't call me, he could only call Albert in front of him. Isn't his sister still missing?

Immediately, my smile froze. Based on my many years of experience in being cheated, I vaguely guessed what would happen next.

"Linna? Why are you here, shouldn't you be in the mercenary headquarters?"

Looking at the girl with ponytails, Albert was a little surprised.

"Brother Beifeng said that he wanted me to come with you. He said that I don't know what you will do if I am not here. He is so kind. He was afraid that my brother would not be able to complete the task, so he asked many companions to come and help. Brother, what is the task so important? Huh? You still have to come over."

Well, what else to say, I should have guessed that there would be no normal people in the League of Gentlemen, but the sincerity; yàng was able to deceive me, and it was considered a double-hand.

"Boy, you have guts"

"No, no, Your Highness, listen to my explanation, I'm telling the truth! I was indeed looking for my sister all the time to get this title."

Suddenly, the black-haired girl interrupted angrily.

"Brother! Did you cut other girls' clothes again?! There are so many sister-in-laws in the family, and they still do this kind of thing. It's fine to do this kind of thing. You found me three years ago, and you still use it Treat her affairs as a cover-up to pick up girls, how do you let them face everyone. The younger sister of a playboy in broken clothes? It's too ugly, do you still want her to marry you?"

playboy? Many sisters-in-law? Picking up girls? Every time I hear a word, my eyebrows are constantly twitching, and as the elder of the fff regiment, I also know what to do.

"Little sister, I'm talking about business with your brother, can you go out and wait for a while? By the way, remember to close the door when you go out."

As if knowing that I was a big shot, the girl nodded cheerfully.

"Oh, brother, I'll wait for you outside."

What a good sister, so well-behaved, compared to that completely lawless younger brother, and the group of brats at home, my tears are about to fall, and when I think of my bachelor career that lasted for more than 300 years, the opposite He successfully opened a harem in his twenties, and he is still looking for new prey. My tears really fell out.

"My fingers are burning. Damn the winner in life. Gongnan. Try my personality modification. Let's make a fist! Ada!"

"Your Highness, listen to my explanation! Things are definitely not what you think!"

explain? I'll listen, after the beating, and finally, after the ;zhèn pleasurable beating, I stop and dǎ suàn to hear what exactly he has to say.

"Bah, those who eat in the bowl still want to be in the pot, scum!"

"Woo. It's not like this, and I don't want to, I really don't want to."

It seems that my contempt touched a certain sensitive nerve in him, and he actually started to cry. That manly young man actually cried like a poor child.

It seemed that I could hear the truth from his painful sobbing, and I also temporarily put away the dǎ suàn that made things worse.

"I don't want to, it's just that I have done too much before, and I have formed a habit. When I see qualified women, I will instinctively attack them. And. I just saw that they had birthmarks, why should I be responsible Can I be in charge? The harem? Have you ever seen a harem beauty with a hippopotamus body and a monkey face? Those who ask me to be in charge are like this. gone."

"What a luxurious trouble, are you showing off in front of old bachelors (virgins)?"

"No, no, Your Highness, you don't know, as long as I turn around, they will fight openly and secretly, fighting in a mess, using all kinds of insidious tricks. Last month, I was implicated in food poisoning five times. Pile of poisonous nails, still glue in the clothes, I can't stand it! Women are horrible! I can already tremble just looking at women now! I can't clean up when I think about them."

As he said that, he trembled inexplicably, his teeth chattered continuously, as if he was having an epileptic seizure, and judging from the sudden drop in body temperature and blue face, what he said was actually true.

"Gymphobia? A harem man who suffers from gynophobia? This is the old setting of that manga."

Well, looking at Albert who was already foaming at the mouth on the ground, I finally have some sympathy for this kid.

"Two people, help call a pastor."

But as soon as the door opened, a group of familiar faces came in.

"Boss, Big Brother Beifeng wants us to come and help."

The ones who came in from the door behind were familiar faces from the League of Gentlemen, Silver Hook, Gold Tooth, Casio, etc., why are you here, Xuehoof, can you just be the shopkeeper, you are the highest priest.

"Lilith is here."

The question in my eyes was answered, and I immediately realized it. With the announcement of the undead declaration, Lilith, a blood race, can naturally be active in Donglan. It will indeed become more idle, and it is very normal to wander around.

"That boy Beifeng is very thoughtful, what about others? Didn't come?"

"No, he's here."

Silver Hook nodded, but smiled wickedly, and made a gesture that any man could understand.

"He saw a huge lion's head and left first, let us report to you first."

In an instant, I understood it in seconds, but then, it was not good, here

"Huge lion head? Guiming? Damn, that kid is looking for death!"

At the same time, a terrifying roar came from outside the window.

"It's unbelievable! There is such a twisted soul in this world! They even hit me with evil ideas, eating my soul and kicking it!"

Well, the one flying into the sky outside the window is not the deputy head of a gentleman's alliance. In a sense, he is really invincible. The lion head is more than two thousand years old;;; I don't dare to mess with it ah.

"Ah, it's Big Brother."

In the room, except for Casio who made a panicky noise, everyone else looked calm.

"Don't worry, if a good person doesn't live a long life, he will live a thousand years. If you are sad, you will have no difficulty in living a million years."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the room nodded.

"I always feel like the world is going to end. He'll be fine."

And the thick voice unique to the man who fell from the sky. But it could not help but prove the truth of this sentence.

"Ah. Almost died, don't be shy, let's talk more" ——

"My sharp sword is omnipotent!"

Speaking handsome lines, under the overflowing light, the sword energy that cannot be caught by the naked eye turned into a cold wind passing by.

"clang!"

When the handsome swordsman stood with a cold face and put his long sword back into its sheath, the sound of breaking cloth came from behind.

"Ahhhh, colored wolves!"

This time. The noble daughter realized that her clothes were all torn, and Albert glanced at it, but sneered again, and walked forward alone.

"Hmph, I cut off the boring thing again!"

Immediately, the girl was crying so confusedly, and before her guard could move,

Another tall figure appeared beside the lady, and a large cloak fell down.

"We are hunting down the villain who wants to tear his clothes. I don't know where he fled."

In a sense. Green, who is wearing heavy armor, is indeed quite majestic, and let him come forward to be a good person. It is nothing more than because he is also a human being and will not cause more zhu;.

"This progress is too slow."

And on the rooftop beside me, I am a little dissatisfied with the progress. I have only verified more than 40 people this morning. How long will it take to get it all done.

"It's already fast. Fortunately, the function of the lamp of life has limited the target for us. We only need to check the outsiders who have come to the Northland in the past three or four months. Otherwise, we really don't know when we will find out."

The function of the Lamp of Life is limited. It discovered the truth more than three months ago, which can only mean that Princess Galina returned to the Northland at that time. As for the specific wèi;? If he can point to specific wèi ;, what else is there for the royal family members to speak of.

He was confused about the guidance of the range. If he could be so dexterous, Kelly would have found me at that time. He was more of a proof, proving whether the royal family member was real and whether he was still alive.

"How about, Your Highness, come to another city without clothes?"

"It's winter here, people will freeze to death, and what will happen afterwards."

I looked at Albert who was drawing his knife in the distance, and couldn't help but feel a little confused. How could this female phobic patient be so good at stripping and chopping.

"It's hard for him too, obviously he has gynophobia?"

"puff."

As soon as I finished speaking, there was laughter all around, as if I said something wrong.

"Is his gynophobia also a lie? How good is this kid's acting skills?"

"No, that's not acting, but, look, the change in his expression after he was cut off."

I looked intently, and when Albert retracted his sword, he clearly said that he had chopped off something boring, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, his expression was full of joy, as if he was enjoying himself.

"He, enjoying it?"

"Yes, he is indeed afraid of women to death, as long as a woman touches him, he will scream, but because of this, he enjoys women's screams, and he can't stop the behavior of the 'Sword Demon' , simply because it is his greatest enjoyment."

"Hey, how did such a young man become like this, such a sword skill, what a pity."

"That's not true. Lord Adam said that his usual sword skills can only be considered average, but at the moment of the broken clothes, he has already touched the threshold of a sword master."

Hearing this, I was taken aback. Juggernauts are extremely rare. They often require both talent and a long time to polish. They definitely have the strength to leapfrog challenges.

After looking carefully, I realized something was wrong.

"One sword comes out, a hundred swords come back. Usually there is no killing intent. When the sword is drawn, the sword is full of energy, killing people invisible. Here and there, it is close to the sword master. This is obviously a sword master, but it is really a sword master!"

"No, he can only reach this level when the target is a woman and the clothes are broken. That's why Master Adam said that he is close to the Juggernaut."

"Sure enough, there are no normal people in the League of Gentlemen. Is it the same for the other two swordsmen?"

"Swordsman? That's what they call themselves. Everyone calls them the Three Bitches."

Shaking my head, I was also a little confused, but at this moment, a voice sounded from behind.

"We found the princess' nanny back then, and we have new information!" (To be continued...)