The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

After distorting the rules of nature for thousands of years, the northern elves finally suffered revenge from nature. The angry nature cleaned this country full of sinners with the rain of ice crystals falling rapidly, and the dragon-like storm was Sadism on the ground, the demise of the ancient guardian took away the last piece of Green Hope. It seems a bit literary, so let's talk about it.

After the natural barrier was broken, the two places with huge climate differences came into contact with each other, and the drastic temperature difference led to the acceleration and instability of air convection, which then formed natural disasters including hail and tornadoes, and the death of the guardian god of the forest intensified the natural disasters. The death of vegetation, the wind and sand blown up by the storm also lost their shielding, and multiple disasters interacted with each other, resulting in an unmanageable situation.

"If you let it go, I'm afraid the northern elves will perish. But such a free rescue is very unreconciled."

This is a consensus reached by some human kingdoms, but their rescue speed is very fast, or it should be said that the speed of snatching is very fast.

Although the mysteries of magic have been passed on to various races by the elves, as the oldest magic race, many of their magic schools and esoteric spells are still only circulated within the elves, at least in inscriptions, foreign language, natural Mage and many other aspects lead the whole world, and the human nations have been envious for a long time.

And even if it is accidentally leaked, the lucky ones who get it are mostly kept as secrets and kept privately. At least those small countries in the north have no chance to harvest them.

Although the other Northern Elf Three Kingdoms suffered heavy losses, at least the royal family is still there. Although the main army suffered heavy losses, they still have backup local troops and second-line army. They are also able to organize themselves to save themselves. There are also many defenses against humans.

The other elf kingdoms were too far away to rescue them in time. But they still exist. Although the elves and gods are ready to move, they have not moved after all. If they don't come to "rescue" forcibly, it may not be much different from aggression. If they go too far, they should also consider causing a chain reaction.

In fact, it was dozens of elves and demigods who suddenly appeared. Only then did the annexation plans of various countries come to an end. Those guys were obviously reinforcements from other elven kingdoms, and the existence of divinity in them showed that the elven gods had begun to intervene.

Therefore, the rescue of the three countries can only stop at making great fortunes for the country, exchanging the other party’s scarce winter supplies and food for hard currency such as gold, elf magic props, etc. As for the magic inheritance and mysteries at the bottom of the box, don’t count on it .

But Tassel was different. True God Rose's degeneration ceremony showed her divine power, turning all the elves in this elf country into fallen elves with dark brown skin. I'm afraid none of their clans will recognize them, after all. Compared with the surface elves, these gray blood elves are closer to their cousins ​​under the surface, the dark elves, in terms of appearance and characteristics.

Rose's move is very poisonous, basically equating to cutting off the way for the tassel elves to return to the surface elves.

The desperate tassel elves naturally had no choice but to follow her, but when she suddenly fell, it directly led to the desperation of the tassel elves. Other elf kingdoms hated their betrayal, and humans hated them for triggering wars.

If the upper echelons of the Tassel Kingdom were still there, they might still be able to play some role, but unfortunately, if they were still there, they would probably be directly dragged to the guillotine.

Nothing is more convincing than the accusation of the victim's soul. When Suana returned, the conspiracy in the gutter was brought to light, and the original Elf King was regarded as a careerist and a warmonger. It was only after a war that led to the fall of the patron saint, the extreme deterioration of the living environment, and the prestige of the royal family and the noble class plummeted.

Coupled with the fact that most of the bones and blood were damaged in this war, the Tassel official was simply unable to organize the rescue of its own citizens. If the other nearby elf kingdoms were not also affected by the disaster, they might all have revenge with their troops, not to mention rescued.

After several requests for help from the Elf Kingdom were rejected, in desperation, in order to survive, they could only ask for help from the neighboring country Sluwell on the other side, even though they were still in a state of war not long ago, even though most of the executioners had died Died in battle, but the blood feud is still there. As a result, the tassel elves don't have much hope for the result of asking for help.

But Sluwell agreed. Although Queen Galina was concerned about the sentiments of her own people and did not send reinforcements, she opened the door to other human countries to carry out her "rescue".

And those "rescue teams" who came from various countries uninvited also started rescue operations under the call of a covenant.

Although they did have a lot of selfishness, and they were no different from robbers who robbed houses when saving people, they did save many gray blood elves who were on the verge of death.

Among these rescue teams, the most eye-catching one is Donglan, a relatively remote small country.

The knight princess Renee who became famous in this war personally led the team, and all the believers of the Church of the Law were dispatched. They were not "rescuers" like robbers, but they were really going to save people.

Everywhere they go, they will distribute supplies, look for disaster-stricken elves, build temporary camps for refugees, and carry out emergency rescue work according to requests, which are well received.

"Repaying grievances with virtue? I don't think you are such a good person."

"Hmph, of course I won't be that stupid. It's just that I'm not as short-sighted as they are. What do you think they can achieve under the eyes of those refugees who guard against thieves? Our goal was not that simple from the beginning."

Soon, my words were borne out and my choices were reaped as refugees began to move.

In the constant disasters, the royal family lost its majesty, and the neighboring countries were ready to launch revenge. The disasters turned the originally livable area into a hell on earth. Whether you admit it or not, the Tassel Kingdom has already begun to disintegrate. The elven countries closed their doors, and many human countries opened their doors to the gray blood elves who tried to emigrate.

However, more than 90% of the migrating elves chose Donglan, and the ensuing great migration will change a lot. At least, they will bring countless classics and knowledge.

Yes, this is my goal, and it doesn't make much sense to take advantage of the fire to rob and make small troubles. But as long as you can get someone. Naturally I got everything.

their choice. In addition to Donglan's rising reputation and prestige, it is more because of the long-standing good reputation of the Principality of Donglan.

Not only did Dong Lan not intervene in the elven slave trade, but she was also a country that strictly prohibited slavery, while other countries more or less had elven slaves. In order not to suddenly become the property of others overnight, coupled with the recent Compared with what they have witnessed with their own eyes, elves with normal intelligence will make choices.

And when the tide goes down. I also persuaded Suanna that instead of staying in a hostile neighboring country, it is better to move the whole family. Otherwise, even if you survive this winter, what will you do next winter? As long as you pull out your hand, I'm afraid the narrow-minded elf gods will immediately start to liquidate Tassel's betrayal. The three northern elf kingdoms should be happy to act as the vanguard. I don't think Galina can completely stop the avengers from Sluwell.

When a country has reached this point, it has come to an end.

"Let's move, to this land. Probably only the Donglan Kingdom, which has not lost much in this war, can truly accept you. You have also seen the reputation accumulated over the years, and now they are even more respected by the God of Law. State religion, all races have equal citizenship, even the innocent (undead) can live in the sun, and you elves can naturally."

Suanna didn't answer me immediately, but I didn't continue to urge her to make a decision, but I know that she will definitely agree in the end. As long as the information from all aspects is finally collected, if the tassel gray blood elves don't want to perish, I will give The road is the best choice, she can only make the choice I expected.

The facts are in front of you, I do have selfish intentions, but you will still make the choice I expect in the end, because this is the only way of life, no doubt, this is an out-and-out conspiracy, Suanna promises that it is only a matter of time before Before that, I patiently organized the rescue work to show my sincerity.

And in this rescue, even though the small airships other than the Northern Lights could not be used due to the crazy weather, those Aurora knights and elite fighters still left a deep impression on the elves, and many of them even That's why it became famous.

"Wings of Aurora, Wings of Angels", "Huge Rescue Floating Ship", "The heroic Dragon Slaying Princess, although her sexual orientation is a bit strange", while increasing Dong Lan's reputation, it also made the elves love Dong Lan. Lan has expectations. I am afraid that as long as Suanna finally makes a decision and calls for relocation, the big relocation will go smoothly.

Of course, there are also some dumbfounding things

"The eternal friend of the centaurs? What is this?"

"Oh, that's Lord Beifeng's new title. Due to the destruction of a large number of forests, didn't the forest centaurs of Tassel Kingdom lose their homes? But those stubborn chiefs were unwilling to leave their homes when they were dying. Suffered from the disaster of extinction. Master Beifeng has taken action!"

I can't blame those chiefs for being stubborn. As far as I know, these forest centaurs and colorful deer clan are all dependents of the forest god. Maybe they signed some kind of contract and couldn't leave, but at this time, I was caught by another thing. Things got all the attention.

"When did Beifeng become an adult?"

Judging from this statement, this attendant is obviously inclined, and considering that he is a half-orc from Chauvin, he may have been poisoned by Sad Wind, so I turned around and asked another human attendant.

"What did he do? Forget about the 18th ban, I don't want to know at all."

"I heard that the forest centaur was going to sit and wait for death. Lord Sadfeng and Casio came to the door and challenged those stubborn chiefs to follow the ancient customs. Moreover, they have won every battle with their outstanding strength recently. As long as they defeat a few more respected chiefs The old chief can walk out of the forest with the forest centaur!"

"Hey, he did a really good job."

I was a little surprised. As far as I know, that guy seems simple and honest, but in fact he never does anything that is not beneficial. I really didn't expect to work so hard to rescue.

"Snapped!"

On the reclining chair at the side, the thick collection of recipes was suddenly closed, and Eliza pushed her glasses, but gave a reminder.

"The favorite sport of the forest centaur is wrestling. If it is an ancient custom, most of them are stripped naked and wrestling under streams and waterfalls. Most of the centaur chiefs are strong men."

Well, I couldn't comment right away, I hesitated for a moment, and finally I could only squeeze out one sentence.

"Good job."

What can i say? Anyway. Allies who can save the elves are a good thing to increase Dong Lan's reputation. As long as someone's selfishness is not exposed. I have no need to stop him, on the contrary, I want to support him.

"But show me that bastard, don't let him do anything insane, it's dangerous enough to let the sad wind into a forest full of animals. And those centaurs vomit, I remembered the first time he saw The look in Casio's eyes. Sure enough, should he be chopped off at that time? If he has caused some scandal this time. No, he must have done it. It should be said that if the scandal leaks."

The more I thought about it, the more anxious I was, I slammed the table and stood up.

"No! I have to stop him quickly! We must not let him tarnish Dong Lan's reputation."

But I just let out a righteous roar, and then I was stopped.

"Don't worry, we'll leave after lunch."

"Who knows what appalling things he will do! It will be too late after dinner!"

"Emila made such a hard lunch, eat at least two bites."

Of course it was late, but it wasn't too late for the centaur. But based on the experience of these days, I will go to the Styx again after dinner. If I don't find a reason to run away, it will be too late for me.

"No, I probably won't be able to go there after eating."

"You can't go there if you don't eat. I spent a lot of energy teaching Amyla how to cook."

"I knew that it would be uneasy for you to teach Amyla cooking skills! Ever since you took away the dark and deadly cooking book, I expected today."

"The Complete Book of Dark and Deadly Cooking Skills? This is not a 'classic British kitchen dish'. Although I don't know which country the United Kingdom is, their cooking ideas are indeed different and quite innovative. In addition, it is easy to learn and very convenient. Ai Mila is practicing."

"Yeah, it's really simple. There are only two kinds. You can bake it in the oven or cook it in a pot. You don't put any condiments in the cooking, and you can season it according to your preference when you eat it. It's really original. The original taste. This approach is outrageous enough, plus Amyla's potion cauldron"

"It's ready. I can spend a lot of energy on today's main course, so please look forward to it."

Suddenly, Amyra's voice came from behind.

Turning his head, he saw a huge fish with its head facing the sky. The open mouth was still full of spittle, and the huge dull fish eyes seemed to be complaining about its own misery.

“Famous British dishes, looking up at the stars”

"vomit!"

Immediately, a strong sense of vomiting came out of her stomach. If it was just the "famous British dish", it would be fine, and Amyla added a new understanding.

"Isn't this an aboleth? A super dangerous monster, this is an extremely difficult and highly intelligent creature. Isn't this a special product of the underground river? How did you get it? Well, he is still alive."

"You actually killed me to cook, I curse you, I curse you, I curse your descendants!"

Suddenly withdrew the fist that knocked the opponent unconscious, and Amyla smiled triumphantly.

"Then the recipe says that the most important thing is the original taste of the ingredients. The higher the quality of the ingredients, the better, and the aboleth must taste good. Then, it is the freshest when it is alive. Mmm, delicious!"

Not to mention, Amyla also tried the taste with her own hands.

"Ah, it hurts, my gills are gone! Don't eat my eyeballs!"

Seeing that I heard the curse of the vegetables cut in half, this weird scene became more and more frightening. I didn't know what to say at all, so I could only retreat cautiously, planning to take the road and escape.

Behind the scenes, there was a more terrifying conversation.

"Great, now we have the ingredients for dinner."

"Teacher, what are you going to do for dinner? Although I feel confident after cooking this dish, I think it's better to keep it simple."

"Easier than British food, we cook Japanese food, sashimi!"

"It's easier than just throwing it into the pot and cooking it? Isn't it just cut and eaten?"

"That's right, that's what the dish is like."

Okay, I'm running away before things get more horrific, but at this point, I'm determined to hang out for dinner in the near future. (to be continued...) ()